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You just can't make this stuff up. :)
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You just can't make this stuff up. :) I was dyeing laughing this morning at this story. Seems a mom was trying to buy her son a "nativity" scene item to take to school. So she found a blow up sheep. Only, it wasn't any ole sheep. Name removed. says she was confused when Blank (her five year old kid) got in trouble for having it at school. When he got home, she realized the doll, which had been listed online as “Labreeze kids boys brown shepherd costume inflatable sheep nativity fancy dress outfit,” had a large hole in its bottom along with painted-on eyelashes and red lips. LOL...she sent her son to school with a blow up sex doll. And to top it off it was a sheep blow up doll. LOL The poor kid still doesn't know why he wasn't allowed to keep the sheep. Kid, just can't figure out what the problem is.  I'm still trying to figure out, who the hell makes a blow up sheep sex doll. And you know, there must be some demand, or they wouldn't have made it. So...who the hell would order a blow up sheep doll.  My kids embarrassed my wife with school antics when they were young, me I usually found it pretty funny. Like after spending time with me out golfing and hunting, my oldest had learned to just go over in the woods and pee on the tree. Never a problem till his first year in school, and out at recess. He had to go, and there were some trees...soooo. LOL I'm sure some of you have had some "moments" with kids in school, but I'm betting none of you sent your kid to show and tell with a blow up doll. Or, I could be wrong. Now normally I put in a disclaimer about , not to offend anyone. But in this case, I'm not sure I care, if I offend some blow up sheep doll lovers. LOL " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx |
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By the way, if any of you were planning on getting me a Christmas gift, it has been removed from Amazon. " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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Um.... Little 'Ho Peep is still available though.  Maybe that mom should save the sheep until her son turns 16 Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!
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Um.... Little 'Ho Peep is still available though. Maybe that mom should save the sheep until her son turns 16 Reminds me of the old joke. Honestly sheriff, I was just helping that sheep over the fence. " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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Found this picture of the sheep [Image] " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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It's not really a sheep or Xmas or that type of story . . but it's a farm peeing story. . . Yep . . That'll work, right ? ...Anyway... You know those electrical fences surrounding a field or pasture where cows might graze ? It's actually more like a simple wire, than a complete fence. The electrified wire runs around the perimeter of the field . . . if you know about those type of things. So I knew about those things. . . but some of my buddies ( city folk), didn't. It's got a healthy charge attached to it. Especially harsh - to keep the bulls in line and docile. We had to pee . . . and I said to them "I bet you can't hit that wire up there" - hanging about 4 feet around the perimeter of the wooden enclosure. Well the challenge seemed worthy . . . they bit on the bait and they all hit that wire with their pee - dead on!! Boy ... you should have seen those guys jump when their pee splashed that electrified wire . . . A lot of fun to watch. And course one guy ( the masochist amongst them), enjoyed it so much, he had to try it more than once. Uhmmm that's my non Xmas... non sheep (cow) electrified fence story . . . ... is there another way to look at it Going Too Fucking Far NEW Blog Features RevealeD O O A Foolproof Method Posted Over on that NEW site O O
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Just make sure you're not peeing on the electric fence. That's all I have to say on that matter. LOL " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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It was actually a blow up sheep that you could play with...well it sounds bad when I say it that way. LOL I posted a pic of the sheep ..LOL " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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It's not really a sheep or Xmas or that type of story . . but it's a farm peeing story. . . Yep . . That'll work, right ? ...Anyway... You know those electrical fences surrounding a field or pasture where cows might graze ? It's actually more like a simple wire, than a complete fence. The electrified wire runs around the perimeter of the field . . . if you know about those type of things. So I knew about those things. . . but some of my buddies ( city folk), didn't. It's got a healthy charge attached to it. Especially harsh - to keep the bulls in line and docile. We had to pee . . . and I said to them "I bet you can't hit that wire up there" - hanging about 4 feet around the perimeter of the wooden enclosure. Well the challenge seemed worthy . . . they bit on the bait and they all hit that wire with their pee - dead on!! Boy ... you should have seen those guys jump when their pee splashed that electrified wire . . . A lot of fun to watch. And course one guy ( the masochist amongst them), enjoyed it so much, he had to try it more than once. Uhmmm that's my non Xmas... non sheep (cow) electrified fence story . . . I'm thinking you have a mean streak in there somewhere paul. LOL There was a electric line hidden by some tall weeds, at this farm I was visiting. Never saw it, but I knew it was there when I pee'd on it.  " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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Your so right you can't make up this stuff. This is too damned funny and thanks for making my afternoon.  Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on.. 
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That will be a fun story for him when he is old enough to get it. It is cute.
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Lambchop is ALL grown up now  When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.
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Your so right you can't make up this stuff. This is too damned funny and thanks for making my afternoon. " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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That will be a fun story for him when he is old enough to get it. It is cute. " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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Lambchop is ALL grown up now " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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OMG...totally hilarious! Poor kid, lol. No school stories or peeing stories about my kids...but a kid next door. The little boy was about 5, and had been over playing with my older two (my daughter was 5 and the middle one was 2. The neighbor came over to get her son and found him peeing outside, on the side of my house!  She was mortified!! We had not lived there long, and she had told him not to go inside. Apparently he didn't want to go home to pee, because she probably would have made him stay home, lol. I was just laughing, figuring my time would come eventually..."Sometimes the most productive thing you can do is relax." – Mark Black
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11/12/2018 15h26 |
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OMG...totally hilarious! Poor kid, lol.No school stories or peeing stories about my kids...but a kid next door. The little boy was about 5, and had been over playing with my older two (my daughter was 5 and the middle one was 2. The neighbor came over to get her son and found him peeing outside, on the side of my house! She was mortified!! We had not lived there long, and she had told him not to go inside. Apparently he didn't want to go home to pee, because she probably would have made him stay home, lol. I was just laughing, figuring my time would come eventually..." I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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bbbbbaaaaaaaadddddd joke " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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11/12/2018 15h44 |
A cargo plane loaded with sheep starts experiencing engine trouble! The pilot puts the plane on auto-pilot and tells the co-pilot we have to abandon ship! As they make their way to the exit, the co-pilot says, What about the sheep?? Pilot says, FUCK the sheep, co-pilot, You think we got time???? 
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A cargo plane loaded with sheep starts experiencing engine trouble! The pilot puts the plane on auto-pilot and tells the co-pilot we have to abandon ship! As they make their way to the exit, the co-pilot says, What about the sheep?? Pilot says, FUCK the sheep, co-pilot, You think we got time???? " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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LOL...yeah I'd cause a scene. I'd go in and say.."hi, i'm little billy's dad. I'm here to pick up my wife, errrr sheep" " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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It was pretty funny stuff . LOL " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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She seems like she took it pretty well. LOL. I would imagine it will be a family joke for ever, so she'll never live this one down. " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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At first I thought "that had to be an adult Hallowe'en costume", but NOT if it was kid's size. Maybe for someone who is "vertically challenged", though ? ? ? It does make you wonder "what kind of mind thinks this stuff up" though. Check out my profile or and become a "watcher" of my blog FMAOPLS,to learn more about me, and for intelligent, lively, smartassy and fun discussion, with a little irreverence thrown in. "Like" or comment on my photos, and I promise I'll add more. Thanks.
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At first I thought "that had to be an adult Hallowe'en costume", but NOT if it was kid's size. Maybe for someone who is "vertically challenged", though ? ? ? It does make you wonder "what kind of mind thinks this stuff up" though. " I refuse to belong to any organization that would accept me as a member" Groucho Marx
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