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Say Cheese!! I was just wondering...how many "dick pics" does it take to make a whole dick?? And is it really necessary to take that one close up?? ( If I wanted to see pics of every man's penis up close and personal...I would have become a urologist.) I swear...I was looking at one guys profile the other night, and he had 33 pics posted. So...I clicked on the first one...dick pic...second one...dick pic...third one...dick pic...etc.. ( well...you get the gist of this). No lie...every pic on his profile was a dick pic!!! And, if that wasn't bad enough...I think he got every angle imaginable!! Why??? I don't know whether to be dumbfounded or impressed!? Do you think he used a "selfie stick" to get to those hard to reach places? Or...is it just imagination running amok? Maybe he's just flexible like that! It's kind of funny...because...almost every guy that I have chatted with on this site claim that they suck at taking selfies..( which they do). But, when it comes to taking that "dick pic" ...they become experts!! They can take the most perfect shot of their junk...but can't seem to get that phone above their waistline! It's like there's an invisible fence preventing them from reaching their face. Again...why??? We know you have one! The jig is up!! It's just 2 feet north of your dick...easy peasy! Just move your arm up slowly...you'll find it...we know you can...we have faith in you! After all...the penis isn't what defines a man...is it? |
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I must be strange even for this bunch. I have no desire to have my penis photographed. Please take a little time to get to know me and I'm sure I will gladly allow you to take a peek or if you desire a good long look. Photos are just so cold and impersonal
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i agree, and yet, many womens profile pics are tits and pussy shots, although maybe not as many as men and dics, but still . . . "well only get through this if we work together. if we dont, none of us will"
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5/2/2020 21h47 |
I have 75 beautiful, but a fair number of them are above the waist. Have a lovely day x
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6/2/2020 4h56 |
hahahahahahaha... I m laughing a lot by reading first two line of your blog... i dont know why people showing their dicks here... did anyone asked them to show? people are crazy here... being show off of their penis its like they conquer some female or cpl here and feel proud but their is no respect and purity in that kind of conversation as i believe from my side only. if you are being true and honest then i dont think so that anybody want to put their dick photo on this site... and last but not the least, i like your idea being a urologist.... (You should be..hahahahahaha ) I'm just kidding. Have A Great Day, Deep
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may have to do some removal, had been said i have too many
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You are very funny. I always liked your profile, but since I have discovered your blog it's so much better. Would love to chat sometime. Embrace the suck
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9/2/2020 15h09 |
I love the way you think. It is so hard to find someone real like you and so genuinely funny.. I am so glad I found your blog
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Isn't it the best way not to associate oneself with such a taboo subject as sex.It's a scary thought to a lot of people. I don't think they're afraid someone will recognise them and say,"hey look there's so and so.He must like sex." So it must be more like,"Hey there's so and so he must be desperate for sex,look he's on the internet! Using more than all the road!
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Lol
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