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My Funny/embarrassing sex story and share yours to
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My Funny/embarrassing sex story and share yours to (Pic of my dumb ass the night my story happened) and Id like to hear your funny/embarrassing story. This his mine. I was 21, and had lots of sexual fantasies I wanted to try. On top of list was being with a older woman. Now being 21, and able to go to the bars, I could finally meet some older women, but they were defiantly harder to pick up then the college girls. At this point I thought it just wasnt going to happen, until I met Julie. Julie was sexy, wild, and 43! I brought her back to buddys place, and finally had fantasy come true. Only problem was I forgot to use a condom. Oops. So being intoxicated I had the bright idea to clean dick with some 409 bleach I found in the bathroom. Then Julie and I got into bed with buddy, and passed out. The next morning, came, and Julie was game for a threesome, with me and my friend. I went to put it in her mouth, and she took it out with a weird look on her face. At this I remembered cleaning up with the 409 bleach ust hours earlier. Oops again. We all had a good laugh at expenses later. and I did come out std free!!. I even had more good times with her, when I would visit my buddy, and never forgot to wrap it after that. Side note, I still find older women super sexy!  Feel free to message my private mailbox |
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I'd like to hear yours, and hear his mine. I was 21, and had lots of sexual fantasies I wanted to try. On top of my list was being with a older woman. Now being 21, and able to go to the bars, I could finally meet some older women, but they were defiantly harder to pick up then the college girls. At this point I thought it just wasn't going to happen, until I met Julie. Julie was sexy, wild, and 43! I brought her back to my buddy's place, and finally had my fantasy come true. Only problem was I forgot to use a condom. Oops. So being intoxicated I had the bright idea to clean my dick with some 409 bleach I found in the bathroom. Then Julie and I got into bed with my buddy, and passed out. The next morning, came, and Julie was game for a threesome, with me and my friend. I went to put it in her mouth, and she took it out with a weird look on her face. At this point I remembered cleaning up with the 409 bleach, just hours earlier. Oops again. We all had a good laugh at my expenses later. and I did come out std free!!. I even had more good times with her, when I would visit my buddy, and never forgot to wrap it after that Feel free to message my private mailbox
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I fell asleep mid coitus 
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lol..it was a good thing the 409 did not get into the pee hole...or you will be crying...lol... the pic looks like a drunken Chase Rice???
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That had to burn. Omg. That is crazy!!!
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I fell asleep mid coitus Feel free to message my private mailbox
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lol..it was a good thing the 409 did not get into the pee hole...or you will be crying...lol... the pic looks like a drunken Chase Rice??? Feel free to message my private mailbox
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That had to burn. Omg. That is crazy!!! Feel free to message my private mailbox
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Hopefully you were like a hockey player, tooth knocked out, but play on! Feel free to message my private mailbox
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 THAT is hilarious.. though not for you
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I didn't know that was even possible! I bet he thinks about that every time he has sex now
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