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The Farmer's Wife  

Weeload2 60H
454 messages
23/12/2021 4h36
The Farmer's Wife

A farmer got home after a long day of working in the fields and feeling mighty horny. He went to his wife and asked her if she felt like a roll in the hay.

His wife replied, "No Michael, our son will be home from school any minute now."

"So what ?"Michael replied, "We can just turn on the dishwasher and he won't hear a peep."

She replied, "No way Michael," and that was that.

Michael got frustrated and decided to go take a ride on his tractor to let off some steam.

By the time their son had gotten home, the wife had changed her mind. She asked her son to go out to his father and tell him to come home and turn on the dishwasher.

The son went out and told the farmer what the mother had said.

Michael replied, "Tell your mother that it's too late. I already did the dishes by hand !"



~Wee~


𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 60H
1104 messages
23/12/2021 4h37

A farmer got home after a long day of working in the fields and was feeling mighty horny. He went to his wife and asked her if she felt like a roll in the hay.

His wife replied, "No Michael, our son will be home from school any minute now."

"So what ?"Michael replied, "We can just turn on the dishwasher and he won’t hear a peep."

She replied, "No way Michael," and that was that.

Michael got frustrated and decided to go take a ride on his tractor to let off some steam.

By the time their son had gotten home, the wife had changed her mind. She asked her son to go out to his father and tell him to come home and turn on the dishwasher.

The son went out and told the farmer what the mother had said.

Michael replied, "Tell your mother that it’s too late. I already did the dishes by hand !"

~Wee~


𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Bajaclipper 72H
1 message
23/12/2021 5h04

yeah Buddy!!!


Weeload2 replies on 24/12/2021 4h25:

spunkycumfun 63H/69F
41171 messages
23/12/2021 6h49

Doing the dishes by hand is no fun!


Weeload2 replies on 24/12/2021 4h26:
I would prefer help with dishes too

dpguy1957 67H  
501 messages
23/12/2021 8h05

great joke, thanks


Weeload2 replies on 24/12/2021 4h27:
Thanks for chiming in !!

jc_powerman 63H  
254 messages
23/12/2021 8h40

Lol, some times the hand method must be used 🤣


Weeload2 replies on 24/12/2021 4h27:
When all else fails, do it manually..

countryqueen1 74F

23/12/2021 11h03

Good one!! Merry Christmas


Weeload2 replies on 24/12/2021 4h30:
Thank you, It made me laugh too.. have a merry Christmas

PonyGirl1965 58F
22090 messages
23/12/2021 23h51

LMAO


Weeload2 replies on 24/12/2021 4h31:
I can hear you giggle from here !

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