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Still Believe In Genies ?  

Weeload2 61H
468 messages
26/12/2021 12h21
Still Believe In Genies ?

A couple was golfing one day on a very,,very exclusive golf course lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball, don't knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix."

The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses. Alright, let's go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost."

They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say "Come on in."

They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, "Are you the people that broke my window ?"

"Uh, yeah, Sorry about that !" the husband replied.

"No, actually I want to thank you, I'm a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."

"OK. great !" the husband said. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem, it's the least I could do. And you, what do you want ?" the genie said, looking at the wife."I want a house in every country of the world" she said.

"Consider it done." the genie replied.

"And what's your wish genie ?" the husband said.

"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle, I havent had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife."

The husband looked at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don't care."

The genie takes the wife upstairs and ravishes her for two hours.

After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife and said, "How old is your husband anyway ?"

"45" she replied.

"And he still believes in genies ?... That is amazing !!!!! "



~Wee~



𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


Weeload2 61H
1104 messages
26/12/2021 12h25

A couple was golfing one day on a very,,very exclusive golf course lined with million dollar houses. On the third tee the husband said, "Honey, be very careful when you drive the ball, don’t knock out any windows. It'll cost us a fortune to fix."

The wife teed up and shanked it right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed and said, "I told you to watch out for the houses. Alright, let’s go up there, apologize and see how much this is going to cost."

They walked up, knocked on the door, and heard a voice say "Come on in."

They opened the door and saw glass all over the floor and a broken bottle lying on its side in the foyer. A man on the couch said, "Are you the people that broke my window ?"

"Uh, yeah, Sorry about that !" the husband replied.

"No, actually I want to thank you, I'm a genie that was trapped for a thousand years in that bottle. You've released me. I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I’ll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."

"OK. great !" the husband said. "I want a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."

"No problem, it's the least I could do. And you, what do you want ?" the genie said, looking at the wife."I want a house in every country of the world" she said.

"Consider it done." the genie replied.

"And what’s your wish genie ?" the husband said.

"Well, since I’ve been trapped in that bottle, I haven’t had sex with a woman in a thousand years. My wish is to sleep with your wife."

The husband looked at the wife and said, "Well, we did get a lot of money and all those houses, honey. I guess I don’t care."

The genie takes the wife upstairs and ravishes her for two hours.

After it was over, the genie rolled over, looked at the wife and said, "How old is your husband anyway ?"

"45" she replied.

"And he still believes in genies ?... That is amazing !!!!! "

~Wee~


𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


ltrskr 76H

26/12/2021 14h12

Man walking on the beach,
Finds a lamp, wiping the sand off a Gene pops out.....
You have three wish's!
Man says, A Gazillion dollars...
Poof he's gone Poof he's back...
Done!
Man, I want the biggest house in town...
Poof he's gone Poof he's back.
Man, I want to go to Hawaii but I am afraid of flying and get deathly sea sick,
build me a bridge...
Poof he's gone............half hour later he's back..
WOW! That's a lot of water u sure there's nothing else u want?
Man is thinking............Tell me how a woman thinks!
Genie, You want two lanes or four..........


Weeload2 replies on 26/12/2021 14h43:
You really had me laughing there !!

LadiesR2B1rst 60H  
2735 messages
26/12/2021 14h29

Lol. That's a good one. Thanks for the laughter.


Weeload2 replies on 26/12/2021 14h43:
Yeah, and there is so much more out there too

mufdiver69er2 63H  
1953 messages
26/12/2021 14h30

i know a similar joke but with a jb hunt driver and a leprechaun...

woop woop


Weeload2 replies on 26/12/2021 14h44:
JB Hunt and a leprichaun... hahaha, good one

Tmptrzz 61F  
107039 messages
26/12/2021 15h17

That's friggen hilarious.. thanks for the afternoon laughs.. I hope you enjoy much laughter for the rest of your day..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


Weeload2 replies on 27/12/2021 4h21:
They say laughter is the best medicine !

PonyGirl1965 58F
22090 messages
26/12/2021 22h53

LOLOL I would be a bit peeved over not getting the money. The shagging might be nice


Weeload2 replies on 27/12/2021 4h27:
I know, right ? Losing 1 Million a year.... She got the better end of the stick

countryqueen1 74F

27/12/2021 12h38

Lol, good one


Weeload2 replies on 27/12/2021 4h30:
I got a good laugh out of it too !

spunkycumfun 63H/69F
41171 messages
27/12/2021 4h21

I've now stopped believing in genies!


Weeload2 replies on 27/12/2021 4h32:
hahaha, I will believe when I find one

EnigmaInitiative 55F  
6054 messages
27/12/2021 6h36

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

Too funny

This week's HNW: Pink/Hearts (Or Chocolate) is available on the other side.


Weeload2 replies on 27/12/2021 8h16:
... she got away with breaking the window

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