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not all i was cracked up to be
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not all i was cracked up to be on the way back from the dog park on Friday, charlie spotted a luscious little possum and took off at a dead run. the lead yanked out of my hand, i caught my shoe in a sidewalk crack and went down hard. i broke my pinkie, had some pretty good road rash and as i struggled to sit up, realized my left foot was at a particularly odd angle. tears streaming down my cheeks, also indicated that i was hurt more than i had originally assumed. charlie wandered back from his chase and licked my face, wondering what the hell i was doing why i was not yelling at him and why weren't we heading home to his bowl and a biscuit. i'd elected an early walk since i had an appointed at 10 so it was only about 7 AM and the street was empty and the early dog group had scattered. one car did go by on the cross street but the driver smiled and waved back as i waved, apparently not thinking an old lady sitting in the street at 7AM was at all peculiar. charlie being charlie and not Lassie was piss useless. i began to wonder if i could crawl home.....about 500 yards or so.... when Jackson and his lady showed up. she spotted us. "charlie bear, what's wrong?" we all know the dogs and rarely know each others' names so opening words are almost always dog related. jackson and charlies sniffed each other politely while she tried to heft me into her van without making me scream. anyway - got home, called the ambulance, did the er waiting room and now am the proud owner of a splinted pinkie and a left foot fractured in three places that cannot weight bear but also cannot be casted but is encased in the ugliest blue multi velcro strapped blue stiff shoe i have ever seen. so.............foot elevated for a week....then a motion restricted boot with crutches......then physical therapy. and no good drugs.....boring, stupid and annoying. therefore, i have decided to write how to give a good blow job in detail while i have all this time and send it to the two women who asked for it - but can't remember who asked for it........so send me an email if you want it. back to bed and ice packs and daytime television which seems to be entirely made up of court tv and cooking shows .....who knew You cannot conceive the many without the one. |
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Oh, god, Wicked, I'm SO sorry! I've had many broken bones in my life ... SO not fun! Feel better soon! Age cannot wither her, nor custom stale Her infinite variety. Other women cloy The appetites they feed, but she makes hungry Where most she satisfies. For vilest things Become themselves in her, that the holy priests Bless her when she is riggish. ~~ from Antony & Cleopatra
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Oh Baby...Ouch! Daytime TV really does suck. I would enjoy reading your summery of the proper way to give a blow job. Pass it on sister friend. I hope you mend well and fast.
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ouch! I do hope you get well soon!  um...oh.... and any hints and tips you feel you can pass on, I'd be happy to recieve them, purely in the interests of friendship and stopping you being bored, you understand, ahem! Whats the difference between kinky and perverted? Kinky is when you tickle your girl friends ass with a feather. Perverted is when you use the whole chicken...
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F'inheimer!! Please post the bj advice as a blog for all to enjoy    
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Sorry about the injuries -- sorrier that I'm not in the neighborhood to walk Charlie and refresh your beverages.
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27/5/2010 21h56 |
The problem with "maturity": we don't bounce as well as we used to. Sorry to hear of your injuries and deeply saddened you have not much other than day time time to occupy your time. Well, maybe the cosmos decided you needed to take a break - er - so to speak. And when you get back on your feet, TRAIN THAT DAWG! Meanwhile you could write a few titillating bits and make us all wish we were there practicing with you. Wishing you healed soon.
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Oh Wicked, I am so sorry to read your post of woe! And, I hope that three days later, the humor with which you describe that woe is indicative of your true mental state. We know you're not writing from the fog of lots of good chemistry, anyway, so I hope it all rings true. I'd be most happy to review your BJ advice, from a customer's perspective, of course; I'm always interested in helping improve the quality of eros world wide. As the old saying indicates, What goes around comes around! I wish you well, and a faster than expected healing. What 1deltaFox said, about getting on the schedule for the PT site and person of your first choice is quite true. The person you work with, and the location, will make all the difference in the world, I have found. Hugs to you Chas
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Be happy that it doesn't hurt and be happy that you CAN stay home and recuperate. As to books, there are always more; those darn authors collectively conspire to write them far faster than you can read them. Chas
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If you're still bored (and I presume that you are, holiday weekend tv is even worse? than the usual fare) ((said by a non-tv-watcher)) Go recheck TC's post; I referenced you in a reply. Hugs C
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That sucks
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Sorry
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