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Fucking Machine - Eh Not Too Sure  

EroticMusings2 59F  
1539 messages
19/10/2021 1h41
Fucking Machine - Eh Not Too Sure
Well fellow Perverts , good evening to y'all.

Winding down my uneventful day, day 3 of such. Starting to miss having anyone to really talk too, but since I have no transportation I am making the best of it. I do now know just how horrible my singing is, and I have even started to have meaningful conversations with my dogs.

So onto what the title of this blog suggests - The Fucking Machine. I have one that is attached to something that looks like a reciprocal saw arm. It is just your base model for around $100. I was not ready to invest even that much into a sex toy but I thought maybe it would give me the pleasure and similar feel of have a man fucking me.

Not at all. It came with many assorted attachments, some very flesh like of all different sizes. I picked the very smallest one because at that time I had not had intercourse in over 7 years and I knew I was tight. I still bogged down the machine.

But the machine scares me. I wanted to try it in my ass because I used to love anal sex. But jesus, what if I cant get the thing to stop while it is jack hammering my poor puckered hole! And one would have a heck of a time getting the positioning just right and slowly insert the toy, praying you got enough lube. I would suggest that you not try it aloen for safety reasons back there.

I have only used it that one time. One of these days I may get brave enough to unbury where it lives in the back of a closet. First I need to go buy a gallon of lube, and drop cloths.

Yikes!

Ann

*Creative Outlets of All Forms thru Me*
hotdreamer1000 64H
12409 messages
19/10/2021 4h13

 Looks like you could shoot someone with that thing!


69ereatwetpussy 61H
6774 messages
19/10/2021 5h32

 Try #5 on for size
Oh come on
Really is this what the world is cummmmm to.
Does it moan too
Go out to a bar walk up to a 24 year old boy
Tell him your wet hot and need to get laid right now
And head to a hotel
Let him fuck you into outer space
Tell him be here next week same time with a friend.


Whynotridemenow 48H
Demandez-moi une photo

19/10/2021 6h03

 You would cum

Lil


spunkycumfun 63H/69F
41171 messages
19/10/2021 6h36

 Two of my ex-girlfriends tried a fuck machine ... separately I hasten to add! They weren't too impressed. It was the lack of control and the noise that put them off.


Paulxx001 67H
22642 messages
19/10/2021 6h53

 Wow! You're brave!
I'll pass... lol 😂 😮 ❗❗


slobberpuss1 66H
167 messages
19/10/2021 6h59

 Pretty funny story. There's nothing like a real person that you care about to love on though. Yay, but in a pinch???


staci_19702 53T
3767 messages
19/10/2021 10h11

 That makes me rethink purchasing one.
It looks fun. But where do you store it? Garage? Or next to the instapot, air fryer and magic blender?
I’m sorry it’s not working out for you. Maybe sweet talk it first.
Have a great day! 💋
Staci


EroticMusings2 59F  
661 messages
20/10/2021 2h06
    Citer hotdreamer1000:
    Looks like you could shoot someone with that thing!
Indeed and it is heavy to lift too
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EroticMusings2 59F  
661 messages
20/10/2021 2h06
    Citer 69ereatwetpussy:
    Try #5 on for size
    Oh come on
    Really is this what the world is cummmmm to.
    Does it moan too
    Go out to a bar walk up to a 24 year old boy
    Tell him your wet hot and need to get laid right now
    And head to a hotel
    Let him fuck you into outer space
    Tell him be here next week same time with a friend.
That is the problem it does not act like any human at all. But I will pass on the 24 year old. I prefer men closer to my age
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EroticMusings2 59F  
661 messages
20/10/2021 2h07
    Citer spunkycumfun:
    Two of my ex-girlfriends tried a fuck machine ... separately I hasten to add! They weren't too impressed. It was the lack of control and the noise that put them off.
yes on both acts. I wish hadnt wasted the money on it
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EroticMusings2 59F  
661 messages
20/10/2021 2h08
    Citer Paulxx001:
    Wow! You're brave!
    I'll pass... lol 😂 😮 ❗❗
I dont know when or if I will get brave enough to try it again.
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EroticMusings2 59F  
661 messages
20/10/2021 2h09
    Citer slobberpuss1:
    Pretty funny story. There's nothing like a real person that you care about to love on though. Yay, but in a pinch???
Not even in a pinch because it is just a cold piece of machinery.
*Creative Outlets of All Forms thru Me*


EroticMusings2 59F  
661 messages
20/10/2021 2h10
    Citer staci_19702:
    That makes me rethink purchasing one.
    It looks fun. But where do you store it? Garage? Or next to the instapot, air fryer and magic blender?
    I’m sorry it’s not working out for you. Maybe sweet talk it first.
Maybe next to the blender and see if they will mate. No amount of sweet talk is going to make this thing be like a real man.
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69ereatwetpussy 61H
6774 messages
20/10/2021 11h09

 Then skip the kid and go after dad you my get a two for one deal lolololo


lee4932 74H

22/10/2021 4h30

 I would like to help you with that with 2 people it might work that's what friends do
Lee


Leegs2012 51H
96137 messages
23/10/2021 14h40

 Nice and Kinky!!


jc_powerman 63H  
254 messages
4/11/2021 8h14

 Available at your local home improvement store !!!!!


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