Cam Points
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Publié :10/5/2016 15h50
Dernière mise à jour :5/5/2024 3h9 6178 vues
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Ladies, I love watching, but when you hold up signs saying Boobs xxxx Points Ass xxxxxx points. Finger pussy xxxxx points. It's a turn off not a turn on. Very friendly advice. Try a bit of a tease firt. have a nip slip to entice the men in. Once they tart tipping then reveal more. You'llhave them hooked. Tips are rewards not payment of services.
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TURN DOWN THE VOLUME III
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Publié :27/4/2016 7h26
Dernière mise à jour :5/5/2024 3h9 6144 vues
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Ladies, Again, please turn down the volume of whatever that shit is that you call music while you're cammingWhat is sexy is hearing you, not what's on your iPod. Besides it's hard to watch you when the eyes are watering from the decibel level.
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Turn Down the Volume II
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Publié :16/1/2016 7h22
Dernière mise à jour :5/5/2024 3h9 7941 vues
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ladies, it's aturn on to know you're using a vibrator when you're camming but please watch how close you get it o the mic. Ehen you do a close-up it sounds more like a leaf-blower than a clit -stimulator. No offense is intended, just a uggestion to make he experience beter for both of us.
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Turn Down The Volume
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Publié :13/1/2016 20h11
Dernière mise à jour :5/5/2024 3h9 8047 vues
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Ladies I love seeing you on cam, but please turn down the volume on the music. I want to her you screech not some not your iPod. It's like having karaoke night at Pinups. I go to a strip club to watch the women not for karaoke.
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Profile Buzzwords
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Publié :10/1/2016 23h22
Dernière mise à jour :12/1/2016 3h20 8232 vues
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after reading numerous profiles where everyone one is warm, loving, cheerful, optimistic, fun-loving, etc. I'm beginning to wonder if there is a school that offers a class in profile writing similar to classes on how to do a job interview. it appears that omewwhere there's a place that tells people to use certain buzzwords like family-oriented, free-spirited, and caring because I see them splashed over profiles like people in job interviews are taught to say that they're goal oriented, like to be challenged, sre self-starters, and all thee other bullshit. Just once I'd like to read a profile that says,"I'ma self-centered, tempermental, greedy bitch who will fuck you over in any way I can." Really guys, if everyone was as kind and loving as everyone on here seems to want us to believe, wouldn't the wold be a much better place. and if everyone liked sucking cock and eating pussy as much as they say they do, then where do babies come from????
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BACKPAGE PASS
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Publié :2/2/2015 18h12
Dernière mise à jour :21/9/2015 19h10 9994 vues
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NEW RULE... Guys, you can't come into chat and immediately ask, "Is there anyone from Whatthefuckville?" First, it's a stupid question. Unless you're the hermit named Dave who lived alone in a cave, there's always someone from your town. It's like when you tell someone that you're from Washington and they ask you, "Do you know Melanie Haber?" No asshole. There's a couple of million people who live in the Washington area and I don't know them all personally.
Second, say what you really mean. "Will anyone come suck my dick while I play Call Of Duty?" Well they won't even if you do offer to share your Cheetos. So go to Backpage and try to beat the hooker down to under $100. Or you can beat off to $100. At least that way you can tell everyone that you came into money.
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Top Ten Ways To Tell That She's A Scammer
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Publié :2/1/2015 19h20
Dernière mise à jour :17/4/2015 6h48 10276 vues
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#10 - She takes selfies with her third hand.
#9 - Her profile says that her girlfriend is fucking a man twice her age from this site and she wants to do the same.
#8 - Her pictures look like the porno you just jacked off to.
#7 - She lives with her uncle and neither of them work. (Not applicable to West Virginia, Alabama, Mississippi, Oklahoma… Oh you get the idea)
#6 - She knows the location and hours of every Western Union office within 100 miles of you.
#5 - The hospital bed that she’s in is a recliner in her basement.
#4 - She tells you from her PC that her Internet has been turned off.
#3 - When you call her Darth Vader answers.
#2 - She WANTS to see pictures of your dick.
#1 - She’s the only 20-something girl on Earth with a phone that doesn’t take pictures.
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Fifteen Minutes Of Game
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Publié :18/11/2014 11h25
Dernière mise à jour :3/2/2015 13h52 10648 vues
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New Rule... Ladies don't blame us for not satisfying you, blame porn. You see porn has taught us that you can't wait to suck our dicks, come after we've licked your pussy for 30 seconds, and are willing to be twisted into a pretzel to get a better angle.
We've learned that two kisses and pinching your nipples are foreplay. We don't need to arouse you because spitting on your pussy is just as good as your natural lubrication. We don't need to pay any attention to your clit because you'll rub it for us.
The average porn scene lasts about 15-20 minutes. The set up and taking breaks to change positions takes up about five of those minutes, so you only get about 10 minutes of real fucking. And of course it ends with the guy jerking off like we do while we watch it.
So don't blame us, blame your sisters in the industry. When they get a man to make them actually come then maybe we'll do the same.
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Pissy Riot
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Publié :14/10/2014 10h41
Dernière mise à jour :5/5/2024 3h9 10913 vues
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With apologies to Bill Maher...
NEW RULE - You can't post pictures of your tits, pussy and ass on here and then get mad when men ask you, "Want to fuck?" Come on! We're men! we're on here! Do you really think we're going to ask you to take a long moonlight walk when we haven't been laid since that night with the crack whore that we swear never happened?
Those great tits and that wet pussy in your profile pics only go with our fantasy that your voice is sweet, you always smell great, and never ever have your period.
So don't be offended when we ask, "Want to fuck?" We just want to think that someone 200 miles away wants to fuck us as we jerkoff.
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Hanging From The Chandelier
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Publié :30/9/2014 17h51
Dernière mise à jour :30/9/2014 22h29 11045 vues
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Why do I have to hang from the chandelier to see some people's photos? Is it too hard to post it so that someone doesn't have to twist sideways to see it? I know some people use their phones and tablets to post on here and you can twist and turn them to get the picture right side up. However, there are some of us who still use a keyboard and monitor.
So for those of us who don't have all the most recent IT could you take a second and post your photos as a nice portrait? I don't mind straining a muscle to look at your tits, but I'd rather not have it in my neck.
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Hugs Not Feels
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Publié :30/8/2014 23h47
Dernière mise à jour :5/5/2024 3h9 11538 vues
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In the semi-swingers group I used to belong to we always met up on Fridays at the same bar. Ages ranged from young 20's to late 50's. Some were singles and some were couples.
We congregated there because: 1) we followed a particular karaoke DJ; 2) it was public so no harm could come to anyone; 3) it was a chance to meet people in real life who you had only chatted with on-line; and 4) there were no expectations that you'd get laid that night.
What was always funny was the looks we'd get from the "straight" people in the place. They didn't quite understand what was going when a single guy like me would great a couple by shaking the man's hand and getting a big hug and a kiss from the woman he was with. Or why couples would come in and split off to go talk to other men or women. Or why those two guys/girls were sitting so close together. (Everyone was welcome so long as they behaved themselves.)
The point being, hugs and a kiss on the cheek go a lot farther than, "Do you want to fuck?" Guys, if that's your opener you'd do better on Craigslist than here. And girls, if you agree then don't complain that the guy came once, left you hanging, and never called you again.
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Cyber Attacks
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Publié :22/8/2014 20h57
Dernière mise à jour :5/5/2024 3h9 11569 vues
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Whether it's on here, Facebook, Twitter, or whatever I can't understand the thrill some people get by attacking other people who they only know as electrons on a screen. Is your self-esteem so low that to raise it up you have to knock down people that you'll never know?
Breaking news! Your PC, laptop, notebook, tablet or phone is not where life exists. If you're attacking someone because of something that passed by your screen you're not an asshole, because an asshole at least serves a purpose. You're someone who needs to trade in your Big Wheels for at least a rent-a-wreck.
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Adult Fantasy and Crystal Quill
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Publié :28/7/2014 13h39
Dernière mise à jour :5/5/2024 3h9 11925 vues
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Are there any of you out there who remember these sites?
Before the Internet was inundated with dating sites there were these two places based in Fairfax, VA. We were real high-tech, You needed at least a 2800 baud modem, the screen was black with neon green lettering, and a crotch shot was _/\*/\_ . But, we had profiles, messaging, a general chat room, personal chat rooms, private conversations, and actions like "Hug", "Kiss", "Rose", "Slap", and so on.
Everyone - singles, couples, straight, gay - was welcome to come out on a Friday night at a nice public bar. If you just wanted to hangout you could. If you wanted to do more with someone, well, that was up to you. If you didn't want more then there were plenty of people around to keep you safe.
The most important thing was that we talked to each other. In this day when "talking" and "texting" are used interchangeably, where life isn't real unless it's on your phone, I miss them.
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