Admission Monday 2 electric boogaloo
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Publié :19/12/2016 20h11
Dernière mise à jour :19/12/2016 20h13 5731 vues
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As one couple that commented on one of my blog posts once say my life has been like a made for TV movie and I really wanted to post something today so I decided to post my second admission Monday post. So without further adieu I present me over sharing things about myself that nobody wants to know.
I admit that my mom changed my name at the last minute as a before they finished writing my birth certificate as a giant fuck you to my dad. It's a fictional characters name from a movie if you guess it I'll give you a cookie un-ironically.
I admit that as a teenager on two separate occasion I was kicked out of the houses we were living in for eating too much. I think my lack of calories growing up was the reason my older sister is 6'2 while I'm only 5'9.
I admit that I come from a family of giants. My grandfather was 6'8 my uncles are all above 6'1 my aunts are all above 5'9 except for my mom who is 5'8, My nephew is 6'4 and all my cousins are 6'2 or above. I'm the only male in my family who isn't above 6 foot. So I'm really self conscious about my height.
I admit that I've attended 23 different schools in and around the Detroit area. Well..the actual number is 27 but I don't count 4 because you have to change schools between elementary, middle and high school and kindergarten isn't school. It's daycare. But 23 that's nearly 2 schools per year not bad.
I admit that I have yet to receive my first kiss. I think I mentioned this before but it's still true. Not only am I a vagina virgin I'm a mouth virgin.
I admit that I watch way too much hentai. I'm such a dork but I enjoy the stories and the creativity.
That's all nothing more to see here move along.
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The self hatred spiral and trying to donate my dick again
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Publié :18/12/2016 2h32
Dernière mise à jour :26/12/2016 16h21 5861 vues
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Penis! Huh! Yeah! What is it good for? In my cases absolutely nothing. Well I guess precision pissing counts but we all know that I'm not using it to it's full capabilities. Sometimes I wish I could donate my dick to a nice butch lesbian or a old guy who has dead dick so it could get some use. I know that it's not the best dick in the world but I think it's still a pretty nice cock. I maybe bias. I am kind of attached to it (Nailed it).
That being said I'm kind of in a self hatred spiral right now. It happens from time to time. It's a thing. Stupidity, followed by self hatred and then further analysis. The stupidity catalyst being me trying to be fun and flirty and being shut down quickly. Like she was having none of it. Then the self hatred. "Why would you flirt with her you fucking idiot. She has options why would you think she would even consider you? You're a loser at best and a missed abortion at worst. You know this has never worked from the time you started puberty why the fuck would you think it would work now? Good thing your dad died when you were young so he wouldn't have to live with the piece of shit he helped bring into the world. He should have pulled out at least you would have been a good memory as a stain on the sheets instead of a waste of space that no one can ever or will ever love or care about in the slightest." Later I'll try to figure out what's wrong with me like it's a loser autopsy. I'll come up with some recommendations, try to implement them and hopefully make the next self hatred spiral less severe.
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I think I may be the world's leading theoretical pussy eater
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Publié :11/12/2016 21h02
Dernière mise à jour :31/12/2016 22h36 6025 vues
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I recently purchased this book titled Clit-ology which was a waste of money. You can guess by the title of the book what it is about. Problem was not only was this book lacking in information about stimulation of the clit but more frustratingly I already knew all of the information they provided. I ended up angrily reading the rest of the book which turned out to be a generic "spice things up" book for couples with no creativity who are tired of fucking each other.
After I finished hate reading this book it dawned on me that I might have learned everything there is to learn about eating pussy. After years of research with videos and books I reached the pinnacle of information but the information is 100% theoretical. I know that outerplay that includes lots of kissing and teasing while moving forward extremely slowly is the best way to get your partner wet and ready for pussy eating but I've never engaged in any outerplay. I know that a combination of licking and sucking is the best way to stimulate the clit and there's a way of doing both at the same time but I've never seen a clit. I know that it helps most women orgasm if you also use your fingers to stimulate her g spot and it's important that you always press against her vaginal walls while you do it but I don't know what a vagina feels like. I can literally teach a class but like most professors I have no real world experience and like Steven Hawking another guy who work in the realm of theory I will never have first hand knowledge that my theories are legit.
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I'm not attacking, identity and other things.
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Publié :8/12/2016 12h53
Dernière mise à jour :26/12/2016 16h20 6211 vues
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I know this is a place for sexy time news but I don't have any sex so I write this stuff. I swear to get to the filthy nasty soon and tell you all about it but right now I think this needs to be said.
My last post got a lot of attention. There was a lot of disagreements and arguing. It was great. There was some bumps, like some just responding that I was wrong and wasn't going to tell me why...Okay, and the feelings argument which is a trap. You can't debate with a shaky foundation of feeling. Feelings are unreliable. They change all the time and give you a false sense of the world around you. Everyone has experienced your feeling not giving you a accurate picture of things. The most universal being monsters under your bed as a kid. And that's where we're starting. I had two options. Bash them over the head with logic in a debate before the debate I wanted to have or forfeit. I forfeited that one. Although while I was reveling in all this juicy debate it hit me. Maybe everyone isn't enjoying this as much as you think they are.
Identity is a weird thing. People tie it to arbitrary things and don't like when you fuck with it. They define themselves by they're gender or social status or religious affiliations and that comes with a set of beliefs that if you question makes them feel attacked. I don't mean to attack people but when you have controversial ideas you're bound to step on some toes but its not my intentionto be a asshole. It's my intention to show you that there's a logical explanation for the illogical things that people do and it's not what you been told. Like if you were always told that Black people are over represented at or below the poverty line because of racism and I come along and say No its because of a cultural over dependence on government and give you stats on the number of black people on government assistance and the numbers of their parents being on assistance and the likelihoodof their children being on assistance and the effects on their upward mobility. The government corruption in the black community and the effects on the quality of education young black get while showing how education is the number one indicated factor in someone's life earnings and showing the high black political incumbent reelection rates. If you identity as being someone who is woke and I tell you that you're sleepwalking because you not considering the possibility of other factors then you feel attacked and I become a uncle Tom.
I have some much evidence to back up my ideas because I test them constantly. I try to prove myself wrong all the time because I have had by core beliefs jettisoned at least 3 different times in my life. Once when I stopped being a Evangelical christian, Once when I stopped being a Democrat and again when stopped being a feminist. When you have core beliefs tested and they fail it shakes you're belief in everything. You start to question everything and you become hypersensitive to the idea that you could be wrong about everything. And when no idea is sacred when they come into question you don't feel attacked but I have to remember that everyone isn't on the same path as you so lay off fuck tard.
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Why are women who have lots of sex sluts while guys are considered studs? I'll answer this one
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Publié :4/12/2016 1h44
Dernière mise à jour :10/12/2016 18h18 7712 vues
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I've know I'm going to catch a lot of heat for this but it always seems like a easy answer but It's always brought up wherever men and women discuss the differences between the sexes. And I thought why not put this age old question to bed once and for all. That and what I really wanted to post is more than a little whiny and I'm trying to stop being such a downer. It was about my lack of attractiveness but that's not relevant.
The answer is because female sexuality is valuable and therefore hard to get. That's it. It's not because of deep seeded sexism or some conspiracy to make women ashamed of their bodies. Nope it's just supply and demand. Let me explain. Women have something that men value greatly I.E. their sexuality. So they get to set any price they want. For most of human history this price was a diamond ring and a legal and social contract to provide for and them until death do you part. Luckily that's not really the case anymore but every women has a price for access to her sexuality. You can't just ask for a quick lay and get it from most women. So women who do are say yes are giving away something of value consistently. Putting into question the quality or the legitimacy of the item in this case being a women sexuality. Think of it this way. If someone voluntarily gives you a 10k ring for free. You're going to think it's either stolen or fake. You would be weary or the gift. Same goes for vagina. And if that person gives gifts like that away all the time with no compensation they're going to be seen in a certain way Not always positively especially by those who own 10k rings and want something for it. Those who give it away flood the market and make it less profitable when they want to sell their rings. And don't underestimate competition. People will claw out others eyes or ruin reputations just to make their rings more desirable to the buyer they want when the buyer can get another ring somewhere else for free.
And to the other side of that coin. If female sexuality is valuable then the guy who can obtain wealth from multiple women which is hard to do is considered someone who is admirable. Anything that is hard to do and someone can do it constantly is going to get praise. I know the women on this site get hundreds of messages so the odds of a guy catching their fancy is a lottery win. So a guy who can win the lottery all the time is going to get some at a boys or maybe even respect. To get rid of this slut/ stud thing either all women will have to sleep with hundreds of men and year or guy have to stop considering sex so valuable. I don't make the rules I just follow them.
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You learn something new everyday...I should stop learning
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Publié :24/11/2016 5h28
Dernière mise à jour :24/11/2016 14h38 6152 vues
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I just found out something interesting about the female body. They don't really notice that they get wet. They notice when they're dripping wet but not when they're just normal wet. The natural lube that they produce isn't felt until it's outside of the pussy.
I always thought that when a chick gets wet she can actually feel moisture inside her body kind of like when you start salivating when you're about to eat a really delicious meal but no. It's more of a throbbing sensation.
Clearly I'm not the expert on wet pussy because I'm a guy and I've never seen one it might as well be a mythical creature but I thought this was self explanatory.
I know I should stop learning useless pussy facts but it's what I do with my sexual energy. It's not effective but it's my way.
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Goodbye and Hello old friend
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Publié :24/11/2016 1h14
Dernière mise à jour :7/12/2016 23h16 6315 vues
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I was bored and alone last night so I decided to play with a old friend. My guitar that I've kept in a gig bag in a corner for the longest time. A cheap Esteban acoustic that I bought years ago. If you don't know anything about gutairs it's a piece of shit. It's the second worst model on the market barely above a harmony but I bought it as a dream to be the next Kurt Cobain and get chicks wet. I quickly realized that it's going to take years to be decent at playing and I live in Detroit, chicks only get wet for rappers around here but I persevered and worked my way up to sucking and then something happened. I got lazy. Instead of practicing after work I veged out in front of the tv. I got roommates and no one wants to be the annoying roommate with the shitty gutair playing and with the hours I work I would have to practice at night when everyone else is trying to sleep. So it just sat there in the corner until last night.
Everyone is doing the whole thanksgiving prep thing so I was alone. So I decided to play and I forgot how much I enjoyed being terrible. After playing the 4 songs that I know how to play back to back ( Those are Bob Marley's No woman no cry, Sherly Crow's Leaving Las Vegas, Nine inch nails' Hurt and Taylor Swift's Blank space if you're wondering) I started to feel sort of cocky. Then I popped my E string. I took that as a sign that it's time to upgrade to better equipment. Because I'll never be the next Kurt Cobain or ever make a chick wet but I enjoy playing and I guess that's a good enough reason to keep playing.
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I think pussy is the fountain of youth
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Publié :21/11/2016 21h34
Dernière mise à jour :24/11/2016 12h10 6902 vues
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I think pussy is the fountain of youth. Now stay with me. It's been scientifically proven that women live longer than men. It's also been proven that regular sex adds up to 7 years on to a man's life. Could it be possible that pussy is the real reason Ponce de Leon sailed to Florida? Of course he didn't know that but myth are passed down though the ages because they contain a lesson that must be learned. Maybe the lesson was fuck more. It will keep you young. I mean the ancient writers consistently referenced sex as a drink of some sort. The most famous being in the bible in the song of Solomon so it's not that far fetched to think that sex was the basis for the fountain of youth. A pool of flowing liquid giving men a new lease on life. Think about it.
That being said I could use some fountain juice. I've been open about my lack of poonanny in my life. I half jokingly say I view pussy the same way I view big foot. I've seen videos, photos and listened to eye witness accounts and I'm almost positive that it exists but I have never encountered it so I can't be sure.
I believe my lack of sexual encounters is speeding up my aging. I start losing my hair in my early 20's and now at 32 I'm starting to get grey hair in my beard. Two to be exact. Right on the chin. Front and center. That's right I'm rapidly headed towards that good night and I don't like it but don't cry for me. Maybe I'll be reincarnated as a guy who has a chance to drink from the fountain as much as he wants.
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A world without men
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Publié :29/10/2016 10h27
Dernière mise à jour :29/10/2016 12h25 7979 vues
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I just finished watching a movie on Netflix called No men beyond this point. It's a alternate timeline where the human race all of a sudden started reproducing a asexually and since women lack a Y chromosome all children where girls and men where dying out and the effects on society.
Some things I think the movie got right in a world were men where a dying breed. Like the stagnation of technology and the one world government. Others I think would never happen. Like herding men into sanctuaries and women giving up on sex but it got me thinking. What would happen if women started to only be able to reproduce asexually? What kind of world would it be if like in the movie those in charge ignored the problem until it was too late and men were going extinct? Here's what I think would happen.
60% women- The good years. Not much changes. Governments loosen immigration restrictions to help with the loss of manpower. Technology companies invest modestly in robotics to cover the problem.
70% women- A feminist wet dream/ Felling the sting. Societies are overwhelmingly female throwing the social order into chaos. Traditional and conservative women start to put pressure on government to do something about the problem. Liberal government officals with a now predominantly female constituency and themselves being perdominatly female are empowered to inact legalization giving women mandatory paid maternity leave also universal health care and basic income bills pass. The economy is in free fall and this second new deal is seen as a cure all. A new tax structure is created raising them considerably for the wealthy to pay for it. Socially men are rare. Heterosexual men have a lot of power in the sexual marketplace. So finding a faithful husband is difficult. An billon dollar industry pops up on how to find and keep a man. Sexual assault on women are nearly non-existent.
80% women -Full collapse. The second new deal has made the economy worse. The only thing stopping mass starvation is the productions of robotics. Governments pool resources, implement mandatory birth control for every women of child bearing age and begin forcing gifted women and young girls into STEM and biological fields to solve the issue. Socially women take to the streets in protest of the economic issues and the governments lack of response to the lack of men. Sexual assault towards men are more frequent and marriage is abolished. Infrastructure is collapsing making the economy worse. The third world is devoid of humans as mass migration to more developed countries overwhelm the already strained economy's leading to a complete collapse. The governments response is force. Using militaries to keep populations in line.
90% women -New world order. Robotics replace men in every part of society. We have a much more collaborative society but innovation is stagnate. Governments that pooled resources are so interconnected that they become one. Life for women is good but bland and mundane. The men that are left are taken to medical facilities to be studied and their DNA mapped.
100% women- A woman's world. Violent crimes are rare. Mostly sexual assaults. Men are written out of history books to spare young girls any undue stress and eventually we become a myth. Robotics make work as we know it obsolete so many women live lives of quite desperation.
Well that's my thoughts.
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Hey, Buddy! How did you get in here...Wait that's me
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Publié :28/10/2016 12h18
Dernière mise à jour :28/10/2016 12h19 7303 vues
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That was me after walking past a full length mirror after a shower. I've been getting fat for a while now and it finally arrived. Not proud of it but I guess if I can't fill a vagina I'll fill my face. Not an excuse just saying.
This is my second fat. I lost a lot of weight a couple of years ago after I graduated from high school. So I've did it before. I can do it again.
I'll finally join a mma gym and start training which I said I was going to do years ago but just procrastinated. I'm lucky to have a two gyms not to far away from me that are really good. One being run by a former UFC fighter and the other that has a legit mauy thai kickboxing legend as one of it's trainers. Not to mention that the legendary Kronk boxing gym has reopened in a new building within relative walking distance. 2 and a half miles is walking distance right? Anyways I need the exercise. Now the hard part. Which one to pick.
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Funny thing happened when I watched amputee porn
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Publié :25/10/2016 23h39
Dernière mise à jour :26/10/2016 16h59 7785 vues
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First off. DON'T YOU FUCKING JUDGE ME!!!!! If you were on pornhub on the community feed and "Quad amputee playing with herself" popped up, you're telling me you wouldn't click on it. Of course you would because you're not made of stone.
I never knew amputee porn existed. So I was really curious about how this was going to work but that's not the point of this story. If you're curious it worked really well. She was extremely handicappable. That being said I had a huge realization. That people who are different are still human. I knew that already I'm not a sociopath but something about seeing this girl expressing her sexuality despite being limited physically made that sink in deep. Expressing your own sexuality is a very human thing to do and to see someone who is considered other do something that human gave me a sense of kinship with her as she fucked herself with a purple vibrator.
We're always separating ourselves from people with disabilities. Like giving them special parking spaces and different stalls in restrooms and I know those things are most of the time physically necessary but they create a sense of "them" and them is not us. This video shattered the them and them is now us. If that makes any sense.
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Dick salesman
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Publié :23/10/2016 22h55
Dernière mise à jour :25/10/2016 18h39 8903 vues
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That an apt description of my sex life. Every day I get out of bed, take a shower and go out into the world and try to sell dick to various women. That cute girl at the Pho shop near my house "Excuse me mam, I've got this lovely 1984 black dick. What do I have to do to get you to drive home with it?" The woman walking her dog in the park. "Just take it for a ride around the park. If you don't think it's the smoothest ride you've ever had I'll pull back your hood and service your spark plug free of charge." The widow that live on the next street. "I know that your last one died but I've got a newer model that you can ride until you find more suitable transportation." It never ends. I just want to go into a store and try to sell dick. It's exhausting and it never works.
And before anyone jumps down my throat. I'm speaking metaphorical. I don't actually say these things to women.
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The Cougar conundrum solved
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Publié :19/10/2016 19h43
Dernière mise à jour :20/10/2016 16h30 9194 vues
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Why aren't they're more cougars on this site? This is a sex site after all. You would think that women would go for the best sexual partner they could...right? It would stand to reason that younger guys would be ideal. They have more stamina, stronger, have no problem getting it up without pharmaceuticals, Shorter wait time between sex sessions and aren't stuck in our ways so are more open to experimentation but you would be hard pressed to find a cougar on this site. What gives?
I think I found the answer it came to me after reading an article about a woman who convinced her husband to open up their marriage after 20 years. Her husband didn't want children and she agreed but after 20 years she decided if she could have a baby she was going to live out all of her sexual fantasy but after a year she only had sex with 8 people. 2 women and 6 men. That really puzzled me she wasn't a unattractive woman but she only had 8 people and she wrote that she had two three-somes. That means she had about one sexual experience per month. She actually had less sex outside of her marriage than in.
What does this have to do with the lack of cougars. A lot actually. This woman had the green light to sleep with as many men as she wanted. It was her idea to open up her marriage so it's wasn't something she didn't want to do. So why didn't she tale advantage of it. The answer is the same reason women aren't attracted to younger men for the most part. Women have a hard time being attracted to men the feel below their status. So a high status female like the successful journalist from the article I read wouldn't consider being with a waiter but a high status male like Bill Clinton has no trouble sleeping with a high status female Hillary or a low status female like the Monica Lewinsky. That's how all guys behave. Status doesn't matter. If she's sexually attracted then he will have sex with a women regardless of status. Tiger Woods had a supermodel wife waiting for him at home but he still fucked IHOP waitresses. That mechanic who make 20,000 a year will totally have sex with Jennifer Aniston who makes 20 million per movie but it doesn't work the same way for women. I guy who is younger is always going to be considered lower in status to most women and therefore unfuckable.
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