Why women have trouble sleeping illistration.
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Publié :8/3/2009 7h05
Dernière mise à jour :10/8/2009 13h47 14444 vues
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Each of the blue balls represent a chore, a pending decision, a problem to be solved, a relationship issue. Men only have two balls which consumes all their attention.
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How is your summer going?
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Publié :15/7/2008 13h11
Dernière mise à jour :8/3/2009 6h59 13795 vues
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For me-so far-so good. Little money for any travel but I am doing what I can. I usually enjoy each season in its time. I can't help but anxiously await the Fall this year-for the end of Bush's term in office. I fear what damages he can inflict on this country between now and then. Lifting the Oil drilling restrictions, vetoed the Medi-cal Bill are this weeks "highlights" he has added to his resume.
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Alternative Energy
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Publié :12/11/2007 10h44
Dernière mise à jour :15/7/2008 12h57 13924 vues
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Remember the California Alternative Energy ballot measure that failed in November 2006 because of the record breaking spending of the Oil Producers to scare us from supporting it? The threat of huge increases in gas prices was used. Well not passing it has insured that alternative energy is not going to be available any time soon. The gas prices are breaking records daily.
The new energy bill under consideration by congress right now is being "revised" to cut any funding for safe alternative energy development and to heavily subsidize Nuclear Energy plants production. How good is that for our environment?
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Suprise friendship.
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Publié :8/11/2007 4h14
Dernière mise à jour :8/11/2007 21h45 13908 vues
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Now that oil is up to $90 dollars a barrel what
do you think we should do? Does anyone still
claim that the prices are not being fixed?
Anyway I recieved an email about an unexpected
and frieghtning encounter a man and his Husky
dog team had in the Artic. To his relief the
Polar bear just wanted to play. Why can't we get
along like the polar bear and Huskys?
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Interesting facts? Not sure of 100% accuracy.
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Publié :11/8/2007 6h51
Dernière mise à jour :8/11/2007 4h15 13906 vues
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China uses 45 billion chopsticks pr yr n 25 million trees are chopped down to make 'em.
The can opener ws invented 48 years after cans were introduced.
Mel Blanc, who played the voice of Bugs Bunny, was allergic to carrots.
Don't give a dog chocolate! Chocolate affects a dog's heart and nervous system; a few ounces are enough to kill a small dog.
Bubble gum and fairy floss were invented by dentists.
Seaweed is used to thicken icecream.
An average woman consumes approximately 20 kg of lipstick in her life.
The longest sausage made in Australia was 11 kilometers (6.9 miles) long.
Coca-Cola was originally green.
A sneeze travels out of your mouth at over 100 mph!
Ketchup was sold in the 1830's as medicine.
Astronauts are not allowed to eat beans before they go into space because passing wind in a spacesuit damages them.
There are more nutrients in the cornflake package itself than there are in the actual cornflakes.
If a surgeon in Ancient Egypt lost a patient while performing an operation, his hands were cut off.
Some Eskimos have been known to use refrigerators to keep their food from freezing.
Wearing headphones for just one hour will multiply the number of bacteria in your ear 700 times.
Grapes explode when you put them in the microwave. You have been warned!
1 in every 200 people is a psychopath and they look just like everyone else.
An average human loses about 200 head hairs per day.
The average chocolate bar has 8 insects' legs in it!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A different street...
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Publié :5/8/2007 12h23
Dernière mise à jour :25/4/2024 15h21 14276 vues
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An autobiography once written by the hand of Portia Nelson, in five short chapters.
Within chapter number one, " I walk down the street. There is a deep hole in the
sidewalk. I fall in. I am lost...I am helpless; it isn't my fault. It takes me forever to find a way out."
In chapter number two, " I walk down the same street. There is a deep hole in the sidewalk. I pretend I don't see it. I fall in again. I can't believe I am in the same place; But, it isn't my fault. It still takes a long time to get out."
And again in chapter number three, " I walk down the same street. There is a deep hole
in the sidewalk. I see it is there. I still fall in....it's a habit. My eyes are open. I know where I am. It is my fault. I get out immediately."
Once more in chapter number four, "I walk down the street. There is a deep hole in the
sidewalk. I walk around it."
Then finally in chapter number five, "I walk down a different street."
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Fireman wins American Inventor!
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Publié :2/8/2007 14h20
Dernière mise à jour :12/11/2007 10h26 14315 vues
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The invention of a decorative fire extinguishing Christmas tree topping was what won a fireman the one million dollar top prize.
The two runner ups were offered opportunities to see their inventions created too by companies interested in mass marketing them.
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Alternative Nursing Home Care
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Publié :30/6/2007 3h06
Dernière mise à jour :25/4/2024 15h21 14332 vues
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From a friends email
Subject: No Nursing Home For Us.
About 2 years ago my wife and I were on a cruise through the western
Mediterranean aboard a Princess liner. At dinner we noticed an elderly
lady sitting comfortably along the rail of the grand stairway in the
main
dining room. She seemed to always have a smile on her face, and be
enjoying herself greatly...
I also noticed that all the staff, ships officers, waiters, busboys,
etc., all seemed very familiar with this lady, were fulfilling her every
need, and greeted her by name.
I asked our waiter who the lady was, expecting to be told that she owned
the line, but he said he only knew that she had been on board for the
last four cruises, back to back. As we left the dining room one evening
I caught her eye and stopped to
say hello. We chatted and I said, "I understand you've been on this ship
for the last four cruises".
She replied, "Yes, that's true...and I have been on other cruise-ships
all year...I couldn't afford NOT to!"
Puzzled by this comment, I stated, "I don't understand".
She replied, without a pause, "Cruising all year...It's cheaper than a
nursing home!".
So, there will be no nursing home in my future. When I get old and
feeble, I am going to get on a Princess Cruise Ship. The average cost
for a nursing home is $200 per day. I have checked on reservations at
Princess and I can get a long term discount and senior discount price of
$135 per day. That leaves $65 a day for:
1. Gratuities which will only be $10 per day.
2. I will have as many as 10 meals a day if I can waddle to the
restaurant, or I can have room service (which means I can have breakfast
in bed every day of the week).
3. Princess has as many as three swimming pools, a workout room, free
washers and dryers, and shows and games every night.
4. They have free toothpaste and razors, and free soap and shampoo.
5. They will even treat you like a customer, not a patient. An extra $5
worth of tips will have the entire staff scrambling to help you.
6. I will get to meet fun new people every 7 or 14 days.
7. TV broken? Light bulb need changing? Need to have the mattress
replaced? No Problem! They will fix everything and apologize for your
inconvenience.
8. Clean sheets and towels every day, and you don't even have to ask for
them.
9. If you fall in the nursing home and break a hip you are on
Medicare...
If you fall and break a hip on the Princess ship, the Doctor makes
Room-calls, and they will upgrade you
to a suite for the rest of your life, if you promise not to sue!
10. Now hold on for the best! Do you want to see South America , the
Panama
Canal, Tahiti , Australia , New Zealand , Asia , or name where you want
to
go?
Princess will have a ship ready to go.
So don't look for me in a nursing
home, just call shore to ship.
PS: And don't forget, when you die, they just dump you over the side at
no charge, who could ask for more!!!
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Let's do it again!
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Publié :9/5/2007 5h52
Dernière mise à jour :30/6/2007 3h07 14975 vues
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Posted May 18, 2006 by me!
One week ago today there was a planned boycott of all gas stations. There was no media coverage of the event. I got lots of posts saying "Don't bother! Those things never work."
Then this morning I heard on the news that gas prices have gone down modestly for the first time in three months. Hmmmmmmmmmmm. There was no explanation for this????????? As far as I know there have been no new refineries built and opened in this past week.
Damage from Katrina has not been repaired, since it was said that it would take up to 3 years????
Could it be that maybe, just maybe, the oil producers are becoming aware of the public opinion has been turning against them because of their greed? All I can be sure of is that the prices went down, mysteriously, one week after the boycott. Thanks to all who participated! 
Last year when a 'DON'T BUY' GAS FOR ONE DAY was planned the below following same email idea was circulated. The large oil companies supply all the gas regardless of what name the stations have on their sign and buildings. Can you imagine that there is any oil companies that will reduce their prices? Exxon/Mobile will simply profit by selling to the other named companies and only the owner/operators of the Exxon/Mobile gas stations will be hurt. If they go under a new name may replace them=but the profits will still go to the same producers. The good old days of "Gas Wars" had nothing to do with the oil companies. Those gas wars were initiated by the gas station owner/operators. This I know because my father managed a Shell Gas Station prior to becoming a cross country truck driver.
I realize that the 'DON'T BUY' GAS FOR ONE DAY will not "break" the oil companies financially. It did reduce the gas prices the last time for awhile though. It sends a message-We the consumer are pissed off-which if supported by actions-if only for one day-is hard to ignore. That I suspect is why this email is circulated-to discourage people from a one day boycott by presenting a "better solution" which will not make any difference and requires an unsustainable commitment of one year. If most people cannot keep their own New Year's resolutions how probable is it that they will keep to this commitment??? I suggest that the do not buy gas May 15, 2007 be observed to show our discontentment as consumers. The other plan can be followed as well-we can see what the end result will be. Do not let yourself be mislead and "talked" out of boycotting for one day. The more participation there is the clearer the message will be.
Remember the California Alternative Energy ballot measure that failed in November because of the record breaking spending of the Oil Producers to scare us from supporting it? The threat of huge increases in gas prices was used. Well not passing it has insured that alternative energy is not going to be available any time soon.
THIS IS NOT THE 'DON'T BUY' GAS FOR ONE DAY, BUT IT WILL SHOW YOU HOW WE CAN GET GAS BACK DOWN TO $1.30 PER GALLON.
This was sent by a retired Coca Cola executive. It came from one of his engineer buddies who retired from Halliburton. If you are tired of the gas prices going up AND they will continue to rise this summer, take time to read this please.
Phillip Hollsworth offered this good idea.
This makes MUCH MORE SENSE than the "don't buy gas on a certain day" campaign that was going around last April or May!
It's worth your consideration. Join the resistance!!!!
I hear we are going to hit close to $ 4.00 a gallon by next summer and it might go higher!! Want gasoline prices to come down?
We need to take some intelligent, united action. The oil companies just laughed at that because they knew we wouldn't continue to "hurt" ourselves by refusing to buy gas.
It was more of an inconvenience to us than it was a problem for them.
BUT, whoever thought of this idea, has come up with a plan that can Really work. Please read on and join with us!
By now you're probably thinking gasoline priced at about $2.00 is super cheap. Me too! It is currently $2.98 for regular unleaded in my town.
Now that the oil companies and the OPEC nations have conditioned us to think that the cost of a gallon of gas is CHEAP at $1.50 - $1.75, we need to take aggressive action to teach them that BUYERS control the marketplace… not sellers.
With the price of gasoline going up more each day, we consumers need to take action.
The only way we are going to see the price of gas come down is if we hit someone in the pocketbook by not purchasing their gas! And, we can do that WITHOUT hurting ourselves.
How? Since we all rely on our cars, we can't just stop buying gas.
But we CAN have an impact on gas prices if we all act together to force a price war.
Here's the idea: For the rest of this year, DON'T purchase ANY gasoline from the two biggest companies (which now are one), EXXON and MOBIL.
If they are not selling any gas, they will be inclined to reduce their prices. If they reduce their prices, the other companies will have to follow suit.
But to have an impact, we need to reach literally millions of Exxon and Mobil gas buyers. It's really simple to do! Now, don't wimp out on me at this point...keep reading and I'll explain how simple it is to reach millions of people!!
I am sending this note to 30 people. If each of us send it to at least ten more (30 x 10 = 300) ... and those 300 send it to at least ten more (300 x 10 = 3,000)...and so on, by the time the message reaches the sixth group of people, we will have reached over THREE MILLION consumers.
If those three million get excited and pass this on to ten friends each, then 30 million people will have been contacted!
If it goes one level further, you guessed it..... THREE HUNDRED MILLION PEOPLE!!!
Again, all you have to do is send this to 10 people. That's all!
(If you don't understand how we can reach 300 million and all you have to do is send this to 10 people.... Well, let's face it, you just aren't a mathematician. But I am . so trust me on this one.
How long would all that take? If each of us sends this e-mail out to ten more people within one day of receipt, all 300 MILLION people could conceivably be contacted within the next 8 days!!!
I'll bet you didn't think you and I had that much potential, did you!
Acting together we can make a difference.
If this makes sense to you, please pass this message on. I suggest that we not buy from EXXON/MOBIL UNTIL THEY LOWER THEIR PRICES TO THE $2.00 RANGE AND KEEP THEM DOWN. THIS CAN REALLY WORK
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Stress Management
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Publié :27/2/2007 22h12
Dernière mise à jour :27/2/2007 22h26 14396 vues
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Girltalk ~ ~ ~ Guytalk ~ ~ ~Alltalk
A lecturer, when explaining stress management to an audience, raised a glass of water and asked,
"How heavy is this glass of water?"
Answers called out ranged from 20g to 500g.
The lecturer replied, "The absolute weight doesn't matter
It depends on how long you try to hold it.
If I hold it for a minute, that's not a problem.
If I hold it for an hour, I'll have an ache in my right arm.
If I hold it for a day, you'll have to call an ambulance.
In each case, it's the same weight, but the longer I hold it, the heavier it becomes."
He continued, And that's the way it is with stress management.
If we carry our burdens all the time, sooner or later, as the burden becomes increasingly heavy, we won't be able to carry on. "
As with the glass of water, you have to put it down for a while and rest before holding it again.
When we're refreshed, we can carry on with the burden."
"So, before you return home tonight, put the burden of work down. Don't carry it home. You can pick it up tomorrow.
Whatever burdens you're carrying now, let them down for a moment if you can"
So, my friend, why not take a while to just simply RELAX.
Put down anything that may be a burden to you right now.
Don't pick it up again until after you've rested a while.
Life is short. Enjoy it!
Here are some great ways of dealing with the burdens of life:
* Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.
* Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
* Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.
* Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.
* If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.
* If you lend someone $20 and never see that person again, it was probably worth it
* It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.
* Never buy a car you can't push.
* Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you won't have a leg to stand on.
* Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.
* The second mouse gets the cheese.
* When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.
* Birthdays are good for you. The more you have, the longer you live.
* You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
* Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
* We could learn a lot from crayons... Some are sharp, some are pretty and some are dull. Some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they all have to live in the same box.
*A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Have an awesome day and know that someone has thought about you today......I did.[/B]
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My Sun Sign-Cancer. (Naughty)
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Publié :12/1/2007 18h30
Dernière mise à jour :27/2/2007 22h03 15352 vues
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Girltalk ~ ~ ~ Guytalk ~ ~ ~Alltalk
Taken from a Myspace post:
Naughty horoscopes, im a LEO
Body: LEO, CALLING ALL SCORPIOS FOR A "ROARING" TIME!!!
Aries (March 21- April-19)
LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to be open minded with an Aries...If you don't feel like being duct taped to a wall and beaten with live ferrets: Tell Them. Be warned! IF you don't want to be kinky, don't be with an Aries. If you say 'No' too often to them you may lose them as a lover forever.
Aries Idea of Heaven Is: Participating in live sex shows for money. Having their favorite human toy win first place in a pony boy/girl race. Fucking as an art form on display in a gallery. They secretly crave to be strippers or Annie Sprinkle. Aries LIVES to be jealous...they also like to coordinate other people fucking. Secretly desire to be fluffers. Aries owned a Violet Wand before it was popular. They are also Sadists.
The best gift to give an Aries is designer colored nylon rope in their favorite color. They live to tease and torture...HEY...Somebody's gotta do it, right? They like hair pulling. Beware of their 'toy' collections. Don't tease them...they will you. They love pony boys and girls...I cannot emphasize this enough! They like it doggie style especially if they are steering. Give an Aries 100 feet of rope and a 250 dollar flogger, they will follow. As long as they get to be the one holding the handle.
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Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
--Don't tease them. It will only piss them off. Taureans are realists. If you say that you are horny: Prepare to be fucked. Taureans are heavy indulgers, though. All forms of indulgence: Sex-drugs-wine-food...whatever their vice may be: they simply cannot get enough. They do not believe in moderation. They will fuck until they are sore. Taurus likes to have sex just for the sake of having sex. What they lack in originality, they make up for in stamina and endurance. Okay...so they may not be into bondage, okay? But they WILL lick you until you have at least three orgasms or until you pass out...whichever comes first. Taurus uses their tongue for EVERYthing...and I mean that. They love to lick people in whipped cream, alcohol, chocolate, flesh and candy???Bring it on! Caution: They are looking for a relationship so be kind to them.
They also have a BIG wet thing for scent. Sometimes they don't want a lover to bathe before sex. Or you may find them shaggin in a garden or a greenhouse...to smell the dirt: After all, they are Earth signs.
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Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
Ever heard the saying "Been there. Done that?" chances are it came from a Gemini. They are always changing...they are the eternal Chameleon. You never know who you are fucking that day.
They have had sex.
A lot of sex.
Probably because they are in a constant state of flux...always looking for the new high.
The biggest turn on for a Gemini is: LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION.
Here is just a smattering of places that I know Geminis have fucked: In the elevator of the moseleum of Forest Lawn Cemetary DURING A FUNERAL. Wine cellars in nightclubs. Vip Areas of Theatres. Public Parks. The 18th Hole of a private golf course. In the center of a race track just as the flag was going up. On various Gym equipment at numerous health spas. A football stadium during the SuperBowl. A Balcony railing at Mardis Gras in the French Quarter...just to name a few.
If it's shiny...they will want it. They are big on DRAMA so be prepared for them to set the mood for sex no matter WHERE you might end up. They WILL take the initiative. They live off their charm. If they are male and gay they will still be the greatest fuck your female friend has ever had. Go figure. They are also Voyeurs but always willing to lend a hand ... or any other part of anatomy. If they are depressed, suck on their fingers, that always seems to cheer them up. Their goal is to fuck in the front row of the OSCARS when the cameras pans on them so that they can wave.
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Cancer (June 22 - July 22) -- 69
This is the sign that needs to be cuddled. They may believe that they were born in the wrong period or century. They DWELL in the past...Victorian...Roman...Medieval...You name it.
They usually will only fuck at night...come to think of it...they fuck better at night anyway. Maybe its because they are ruled by the Moon. This is a sign that is looking for TRUE love...I mean REAL TRUE DEEP LOVE...that 'Romancing The Stone' Frikkin 'Wuthering Heights' kind of love. They probably cry at the end of any Jane Austen flick. They want to be swept off of their feet. They really do deserve it, too. They are constantly dumped on by previous past fucktard ex lovers that think they own them. Sometimes Cancers pick the wrong guy/girl and get beat up or emotionally hurt. Why? They think its what they deserve. Which is bullshit. They are wonderful people. They love water sports (jacuzzis/pools/showers/saunas/bathouses...) They want to be comfortable while fucking...oh sure the foreplay may have had you bent over a barstool...but when you get home they want comfy couches, beds, fluffy pillows, anything soft and fuzzy that is not a pet. Cancerians also have a horrible tendency to misplace their clothing. Highly Exhibitionistic. They live for Oral...as long as it tastes good. Karma Sutra honey dust is a good start...mints...ice cream..anything with sugar...fruit...Don't rush them they smolder. But when you get started, be ready for a long night. They like to play with ice cubes, too. Also nipples are a BIG thing for Crabs...they all secretly wish to get their nipples pierced. Can be submissive highly. Masturbation is where they get their bonus points at. Be warned: They like 'em YOUNG...so you better be ready to dress up like an Animation school boy/girl with a whip to keep 'em.
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LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22)
If you fuck up just once with a Leo...That's IT. Don't be expecting them to take you back. They are not willing victims, after all, they CHOSE you...you screwed up? They can UN-Choose you just the same. They live for Menage a Trois...or Qua...or Cinco....anything in a group is okay as long as they are in the middle. Leos also like bubble baths. Once you start with a Leo...do not think you can just turn their emotions on or off like a switch...they demand satisfaction. NOW. All the stress in the world ends up in the Leo neck...They need neckrubs...they feel like they have the entire weight of the world on their head. If its kinky, a Leo has probably done it..You know Madonna's a LEO, right? She masters the Madonna/Whore/Goddess thing pretty well, huh? I wonder why? Could it be cause shes a fuckin' LEO? yep. Valmont was probably a Leo. They probably have the movie at home. Get out your furry gloves and faux mink whips for this kitten. they love soft floggers and there is a specific spot on their back right above their tailbone that is heaven to them where if touched right will actually make them purr...you think I'm bullshitting you? Try it, I dare ya. Leo likes doing doggystyle that's a given. As long as it feels good, but leos also like missionary if they are in love with there lover that is the most intimate position as you two look in each other eyes. Their underware is always..er..interesting to say the least, if they are wearing any. They LIVE for boudoir photography. They LOVE to be photographed. If they can afford a nude or semi nude photo of them..do it now. Leos are born and bred to be porn stars...even if they act prude about it..they have thought about it. The best sex partner is a Scorpio leos love them... Rubies jewels usually are their love. Love to have their hair brushed and played with. You had better be vocal in bed with them...they want to hear how well they are doing. If a Leo has chosen YOU as a mate. Just accept it and enjoy the ride. Be prepared for anything. They have no problem tying you down. They ARE the naughty school teacher, the pirate captain, the gypsy king and Cleopatra all rolled into one.
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Virgo, This is the MOST confused sign on the planet. This sign is pretty realistic: No Frills. They love to fuck in showers not because it's kinky...but because of hygenic reasons...they are big into sanitary issues. Every Virgo I have ever met has issues...always going back to hygiene. They have to arrange time in their busy scheduals to have sex...But when a reservation is made...You had better be there on time, if not a little early. With flowers. And Clean.
Virgos want to make their partner happy. That's it. USUALLY. You will always get a freaky Virgo. Even so, they will TRY to get YOU to cum. And if they can't make you cum, they will buy someone or something that will.they love to make their partner happy.
Yes you read that right.
They LIVE to masturbate...whether its you rubbing them, them rubbing you...them rubbing against your fox fur coat...whatever! they are very sexual people. usually always horny.!!!Some Virgos WANT to be punished. They will do naughty things to be caught so they can be punished. They are perfect for Aries who want to punish SOMEBODY. Anybody! Pretend scenes also turn on Virgos. As long as they know they are secretly safe. If you have ever seen the Carnival scene in 'Henry & June' this is a Virgo wet dream.
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Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 23)--
Let the games begin! Libra will try anything once. Twice to make sure they liked it. Three times to be absolutely sure. Do not touch a Libra's head during oral sex...that may work with an Aries, but not here. Libras LOVE giving oral - They LOVE getting it , too. But don't feel like they get enough...too bad, because they sure as hell are getting enough of everything else. They will buy toys to make YOU use it on THEM. Libras are mental creatures that believe in living and fulfilling fantasies that they haven't done in real life...which is rare because they have done almost EVERYTHING. They have no problem sploshing. To them, sitting in a pie COULD be fun. Porn? Bring it on! Sex, video AND food? ALRIGHT! They are heavily exhibitionistic by accident. They are accident prone, they lose bras, underware, condoms....they also accidentally end up in bed with people. Amazing how THAT works! They like to cross dress. Both sexes do this quite well, actually. Male Librans are mistaken for women all the time, and Female Libras are mistaken for men every now and again too...its because they are under the goddess Aphrodite. They are never just ONE sex. They can always feel what the opposite sex feels. Which is why they are rarely clingy, except in rare circumstances when they have been led on, then watch the manipulative side of the scales swing. They love to role play and play dress up. They like to dress like hookers or Queen Elizabeth (This is the men, too!) Who are they really? It depends on what day of the week it is. They believe that life is too short to date ugly people in more ways than one. So if you are being shagged by a Libra, there is a good reason. Whether you are attractive physically, emotionally, mentally or have a fantastic sense of humor, there is always a reason for a Libra to be fucking you. But they HATE vulgarity. They despise feeling like they are on a waiting list to get your attention...worse yet, feeling like they are your groupie. That won't last long, then. They have already figured out HOW to destroy you...now they are biding their time to see how long until they throw YOU away...with nothing. But, if you get past all that, expect long luxurious nights talking and playing Strip Tarot or Naked Chess. They are the Graceful Slut...but not slutty and yet accident prone. If you are going to fuck a Libra: Get mirrors. Lots of them. They have more vanity issues than a Gemini. Nothing is TOO kinky for them. They are the eternal Courtesan or Concubine. They are sex therapists, porn writers who knows?
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SCORPIO (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
Scorpios KNOW how to seduce.
They KNOW what is kinky.
They are HIGHLY manipulative.
They KNOW how to get you to do what THEY want.
They KNOW how to fuck.
And they are making room for modifications.
All they have to do is walk into a room and look at you, and you WILL be on your back assuming the position.
Anne Rice (During her 'Beauty' phase) wants to be a Scorpio. Leos and Scorpios make for a fabulous tryst. they are the BEST in bed together..but if the emotions are not there then that's a different story. Don't dare TRY to make a Scorpio jealous...they will duct tape you to a chair and make you watch them fuck your boss..or your sister/brother..or Mother...hell, that's their idea of a typical normal Thursday night. They love to use gag balls. They always have carpet burns on their knees and back...this is from their constant rutting like a wild weasel in heat. They are also very cunning and secretive. They have a fetish for riding crops and bridles. Most Scorpios have mastered the Binaca Blowjob for heightened and elongated pleasure. I hope you can go the distance and can make them come...otherwise gods help ya.
Favorite Song: Master and Servant.
Most female Scorpios have a horrible tendency of being Alcohol Lesbians...get them drunk enough they will kiss a girl...or two....or three...or five....but beware their sting!
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Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
Right out the chute I am going to tell you...THEY LOVE TO BE SHAVED.
True love is being shaved.
Sagittarius love is being shaved by someone they love.
And they LOVE to travel.
They are constantly moving.
They are always packing and going somewhere. They are the outdoorsy type. Why fuck in a tent when you can be surrounded by Sequoias under a moonlit night and have sex? Sags will Fuck Everywhere! Most Sags flash body parts and are closet nudists. They will be the first to register for nude volleyball at the nudist resort. Don't get me wrong, they have a TON of provocative clothing at home, but they like to be naked. EVERYWHERE.
They don't know why its against the law to drive naked in a convertable especially. It just doesn't seem right. Downright Anti-American to them. They are also bleeding heart causefighters. They believe that sex is a biological function amongst friends...why fight it when you can fuck it? A perfect night for them is to :
Talk. Fuck. Talk. Fuck. Go out and look at sea otters..Pick some flowers...Talk. Fuck. Laugh. Have a drink. Talk. Fuck. Dinner. Fuck. Sleep. Fuck and Fuck some more!
Male Sags have more fetishes than a female Sag. Foot fetishes...Lingerie...Female Sags are nature lovers: Do it in the bushes, Sex on the beach, in the ocean, hell behind the local laundrymat! Kinky? they Love Kinky. Wear that pirate getup for these girls, they'll be on their knees in a heartbeat. They'll dress kinky and skip the panties under a short skirt if you're going out on the town, just to get you going, and I do mean going~ these girls want it all night long! Whipped cream, body oils and bondage,Licking and sucking, whatever it takes to keep the party going! . They believe in doing it and doing it often! fucking before the movie starts..., fucking at the theatre during the previews and maybe a quick blowjob on the way home.
Sag females love sexing up your whole body! Give them a chance, there won't be a body part they haven't sucked licked or fucked!You can touch them anywhere and they got hott cause they're freaky like that! They love leg rubs and jacuzzis, this is because their thighs are a hot spot...They'll be the ones holding you up fucking in the closet at your friends housewarming party at two in the morning. They are built for lot and lots of sex in any way shape or form, kinky or slow teasing, fast and har
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Paradoxical Proverbs
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Publié :31/12/2006 7h29
Dernière mise à jour :12/1/2007 18h40 14928 vues
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Paradoxical Proverbs
Absence makes the heart grow fonder.
But... Out of sight, out of mind.
Never put off until tomorrow what you can do today.
But... Don't cross the bridge until you come to it.
Don't judge a book by its cover.
But... Clothes make the man
You're never too old to learn.
But... You can't teach an old dog new tricks.
A word to the wise is sufficient.
But... Talk is cheap.
Look before you leap.
But... He who hesitates is lost.
It's better to be safe than sorry.
But... Nothing ventured, nothing gained
Don't look a gift horse in the mouth.
But... Beware of Greeks bearing gifts.
The squeaky wheel gets the grease.
But... Silence is golden.
Birds of a feather flock together.
But... Opposites attract.
The pen is mightier than the sword.
But... Actions speak louder than words.
Kites rise highest against the wind, not with it.
When the wind blows, even the trees must bend...
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Women
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Publié :4/11/2006 19h25
Dernière mise à jour :12/1/2007 18h31 14826 vues
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Girltalk ~ ~ ~ Guytalk ~ ~ ~Alltalk
Housework:
Housework was a woman's job, but one evening, Jenny arrived home from work to find the children bathed, one load of laundry in the washer and another in the dryer. Dinner was on the stove, and the table set.
She was astonished!
It turns out that Ralph had read an article that said wives who work full-time and had to do their own housework were too tired to have sex.
The night went well and the next day, she told her office friends all about it. "We had a great dinner. Ralph even cleaned up. He helped the kids do their homework, folded all the laundry and put it away. I really enjoyed the evening."
"But what about afterward?" asked her friends.
"Oh, that .., Ralph was too tired.."
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