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Valentine's Day
Publié :13/2/2013 22h55
Dernière mise à jour :24/3/2013 17h17
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Good or bad, the day is going to happen. For some - it is just going to be Thursday for others it's a day filled with romance and passion. However, sometimes a little laughter is very much needed.
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Lent
Publié :13/2/2013 15h52
Dernière mise à jour :28/3/2024 8h41
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For those of you who are not Christian, Catholic or "cath-o-holics" ... today is Ash Wednesday a day that most who abide by tradition give up something for Lent. Jesus was in the desert for 40 days and 40 nights without food, water, or shelter, so we try to simulate that to some extent. Also, in the Catholic faith, there is a fast on Ash Wednesday which consists of eating only 3 small meals which equal less than one whole meal.

With that said ... I find it amazingly interesting that the singular, most recognizable religious figure in the entire world, the Pope decides to give up his job for Lent. Yes it's true - he quit his position, giving god his 3-week notice ...

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What time is it?
Publié :13/2/2013 1h39
Dernière mise à jour :13/2/2013 15h36
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Everything funny is all about timing.
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the funny thing ...
Publié :13/2/2013 1h21
Dernière mise à jour :13/2/2013 15h35
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there was a mix up at the grocery store today ... the cashier said, "strip facing me" ... how embarrassing - she was talking about my credit card.
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Friday Funnies
Publié :8/2/2013 2h46
Dernière mise à jour :13/2/2013 1h26
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It's that time of the week that we all can use a little laugh and look forward to the weekend - which always seems to never be long enough.

A man comes home, finds his wife in bed with another man, and asks "What is this?!" The wife turns to her lover and says "See, I told you he was stupid."

Q: What’s better than roses on your piano?
A: Tulips on your organ

A woman places an ad in the newspaper: "Looking for a man with 3 qualifications: won’t beat me up, won’t run away from me & is great in bed." 2 days later her doorbell rings. "Hi," her visitor announces. "I have no arms so I won’t beat you & no legs so I won't run away." "What makes you think you're great in bed?" the woman asks. He replies, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"

What do a dildo and soy beans have in common? They are both used as substitute meat.

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Why? Yes, I asked you why
Publié :2/2/2013 1h03
Dernière mise à jour :13/2/2013 1h32
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We all have sex, (some more than others) and we all have our reasons. People have sex for a variety of reasons. Recent studies have allowed us to try and understand why it is we have sex, feel the need to have sex - feel compelled to have sex with someone, it goes well beyond simply; love, pleasure, and making babies.

Here are a few of said reasons:

Physical reasons: Pleasure, stress relief, exercise, sexual curiosity, or attraction to a person.

Insecurity reasons: To boost self-esteem, keep a partner from seeking sex elsewhere, or feeling a sense of duty or pressure (for example, a partner insists on having sex)

Goal-based reasons: To make a baby, improve social status (for example, to become popular), or seek revenge

The Difference Between the Sexes

Generally speaking, men seek sex because they like how it feels. Women, although they very well may also derive pleasure from the act, are generally more interested in the relationship enhancement that sex offers. Researchers describe these differences as body-centered versus person-centered sex.

Body-centered sex is when you have sex because you like the way it makes your body feel. You aren't concerned with the emotions of your partner.

Person-centered sex is when you have sex to connect with the other person. You care about the emotions involved and the relationship.

Boil it all down and this is what you get ... the most popular reason people say they engage in sexual activity:

- Boosting mood and relieving depression
- Duty
- Enhancement of power
- Enhancement of self-concept
- Experiencing the power of one’s partner
- Feeling loved by your partner
- Fostering jealousy
- Improving reputation or social status
- Making money
- Making babies
- Need for affection
- Nurturance
- Partner novelty
- Peer pressure or pressure from partner
- Pleasure
- Reducing sex drive
- Revenge
- Sexual curiosity
- Showing love to your partner
- Spiritual transcendence

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what do you say?
Publié :31/1/2013 17h40
Dernière mise à jour :13/2/2013 1h33
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Some men are always struggling with what to say when in bed with their partner. I found a few suggestions .. let me know what you think ...

- "I want to make you feel good."

- "I love the sounds you make when you orgasm."

- "You have such (a) hot [insert body part]."

- "I love the way you taste. I could stay down here for hours."

- "What are you imagining right now?"

- "This feels so good. I love it when you [insert action here]."

- "You're so good at [insert action here]."

- "I want to kiss every inch of you."

- "I've never felt this good before."

- "You're so *(expletive)* hot!"

Whatever is said .. always please remember to "choose your words wisely" ...

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what's in a word?
Publié :31/1/2013 17h31
Dernière mise à jour :13/2/2013 1h32
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Here is a list of words I found that are said to be "bad" when in an intimate setting ... for instance when having sex, getting oral sex, or just a romantic dinner ...

1.Daddy (as in “Who’s your …”)
2.Yikes
3.Vag
4.The runs
5.Pimple
6.Anus
7.Pee-pee
8.Sloppy
9.Facebook
10.Oops
11.Examine
12.Monday
13.Taxes
14.Fart
15.Rashy
16.Uh-oh
17.Chunky
18.Growth
19.Just like in jail
20.goo-goo (baby noise)
21.Gassy
22.Boink
23.Baby-girl
24.Wee, as in little
25.Tushie
26.Chafe
27.Adorable
28.Yack, vomit, Ralph (unless it’s his name), puke
29.Smegma
30.Splooge
31.Removed
32.Ugly
33.Ew
34.Insert ex’s name here
35.Mommy
36.Juices

What do you think?

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Be vocal ...
Publié :31/1/2013 17h19
Dernière mise à jour :8/2/2013 1h52
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Sometimes just having sex is intimate enough, and the idea of pouring out all of your deepest desires, especially in a new relationship, is too much. However, you don't want to be mute. For those times, any of the following stock sexy phrases will work:

"Oh, yeah, right there!"

"That feels amazing"

"Don't stop, harder"

"I want you so bad"

"Give it to me!"

"You animal!"

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Seriously?
Publié :31/1/2013 16h55
Dernière mise à jour :2/2/2013 1h38
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For the last few days I have tried to get my blog post page number to 160 pages ... I have used photos, fillers, and even threw in a questionnaire for good measure and still ... 1-flippin'-59?

Ok, so now it will be an all out assault on this blog crap to make it over 160 pages ... please do not be frustrated by the content of the blogs - I will do my best to make them entertaining and interesting.

Synner ~

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Passion ...
Publié :30/1/2013 18h15
Dernière mise à jour :2/2/2013 4h20
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It starts with a kiss ...
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Fitness
Publié :30/1/2013 18h12
Dernière mise à jour :31/1/2013 10h47
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working out takes on a whole new meaning ...
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Spare change ...
Publié :29/1/2013 21h53
Dernière mise à jour :2/2/2013 23h06
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It just pisses me off when I am in the express lane at the store and the person ahead of me has one item with a total of $7.83 and they pay in loose pennies, nickels and dimes ... and the damn Coin-Star was just 10 feet away!!!

The checker said it had to be counted - she seemed completely frustrated, what did I do? I put up $8.00 ... kept the change she was paying with to hurry things along.

Karma - she left her keys on the counter when she walked away so I threw them into the recycle bag bin. I was nice though ... I put the keys right on top.

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