So it was said ...
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Publié :16/9/2012 16h31
Dernière mise à jour :27/4/2024 13h35 8740 vues
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Remember, sex is like a Chinese dinner. It ain't over 'til you both get your cookie. by Alec Baldwin
Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good. by Woody Allen
Fast sex, like fast food, is cheap, but it doesn't nourish the body - or the soul. by Suzanne Fields
It is not sex that gives the pleasure, but the lover. by Marge Piercy
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Publié :13/9/2012 23h35
Dernière mise à jour :16/9/2012 16h32 8897 vues
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you all know someone had to say it. 
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Reverse Cowgirl Sex Position
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Publié :11/8/2012 11h58
Dernière mise à jour :13/8/2012 9h01 9391 vues
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Reverse Cowgirl Sex Position
Popularized by pornography the reverse cowgirl is really just a variation of the woman on top position where the partner on top is facing away from the partner lying down.
Benefits:
•The partner on top has complete control over the angle, depth, and speed of penetration.
Drawbacks:
•This position doesn't allow for a lot of physical contact or for any eye contact (unless mirrors are involved).
•In the basic position, the partner lying down isn't able to do much in the way of movement, which means that one person is doing most of the work.
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Wall Standing Sex Position
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Publié :11/8/2012 11h48
Dernière mise à jour :15/9/2012 12h07 9292 vues
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Wall Standing Sex Position
In this position both partners are standing, one uses a wall to support themselves while the other penetrates from behind. Face the wall, bending a bit at the waist, and depending on comfort and height, bending your knees. You may have just their hands, or possibly your forearms pressing against the wall (in a sort of stereotypical "frisking" pose from TV cop shows). Your partner is behind you facing the wall as well, penetration is from behind.
Pros of the Wall Standing Sex Position
•As with all standing sex positions, this one can be great for quickie sex.
•You can use the wall for support and push off it, allowing the partner against the wall more strength to guide the penetration.
•Lots of fantasy role play potential with this position.
•If you have strong leg muscles you can vary the angle and strength of penetration without extra strain on your hips.
Cons of the Wall Standing Sex Position
•Requires significant leg muscle strength for the basic position
•Requires flexibility
•Most of the physical contact is with the upper body, and when you are facing away from each other, the partner facing the wall doesn't get to touch very much.
•Some people find this position tiring and won't use it for an entire session, or won't orgasm in this position.
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Doggy Style or Rear Entry Sex Position
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Publié :11/8/2012 4h24
Dernière mise à jour :13/9/2012 23h31 9499 vues
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Doggy Style or Rear Entry Sex Position
It's hard to say which is more descriptive, the clinical sounding "rear entry" or the animalistic "doggy style," but either way this position is a popular one for people who like deep penetration. In the basic position the partner being penetrated is on their hands and knees, with the penetrating partner behind them. This position is comfortable for both vaginal or anal intercourse.
Benefits:
•Allows for deep penetration and many women report that this position is good for g spot stimulation.
•This position allows both partners to move freely and both partners to create thrusting motions.
•Variations on this position allow for a lot of skin to skin contact, even though the partners are not face to face.
Drawbacks:
•You need strong knees and upper leg muscles for this position. Variations include using a bed and pillows and this can make it easier, but this position won't work for a lot of people.
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Natural remedy for Morning sickness
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Publié :11/8/2012 1h22
Dernière mise à jour :27/8/2012 17h28 9284 vues
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ALBANY, N.Y. (CBSDC) – Pregnant women have used natural remedies such as a teaspoon of ginger or a mint to help battle morning sickness. But now, one medical professional believes you can add oral sex to that list. According to Gordon Gallup, a psychologist at SUNY-Albany, the best way to cure morning sickness during pregnancy is sperm. But not just any sperm, it should be the sperm of the person who got you pregnant. Gallup believes the reason a pregnant woman gets morning sickness is due to the unfamiliar semen in their body due to the pregnancy. Gallup says in his findings that the woman’s body will initially reject the father’s semen as an infection and react to it by vomiting. Gallup says the best cure for morning sickness is to ingest the father’s semen so her body can build up a tolerance to what’s already in her body. Gallup agrees with the 2000 abstract from the National Center for Biotechnology Information, which showed that oral sex and swallowing sperm is correlated with a diminished occurrence of preeclampsia.
Can I get a standing ovation for Gordon Gallup? Can I get a round of applause for quite possibly the most cockamamie scheme a man has ever created in the hopes of getting his dick sucked? I mean there is a 200 percent chance Dr. Gallup has a pregnant wife at home and hasn’t gotten his dick wet in like 10 years.
This is the most elaborate scam I’ve ever heard in my life. Your body is rejecting the foreign semen so the cure is to swallow as much semen as you possibly can so you just get used to it. Your body won’t stop rejecting my semen until you just overwhelm it with so much cum your body starts to like it. As a matter of fact my dick spits magical juice that also cures wrinkles and cellulite. Anal sex helps you lose your pregnancy weight and the best way to fight post partum depression is to let your husband fuck other girls because then he’ll realize how much more he loves you and he’ll be so nice to you that you won’t be depressed.
But lets not get ahead of ourselves. You look a little queasy so get on your knees
*i really don't make this stuff up ... this is an actual clipping that I cut-n-pasted.
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DIY ... (do it yourself)
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Publié :6/8/2012 12h39
Dernière mise à jour :27/8/2012 17h27 9812 vues
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Because you get to do it by yourself, on your own terms, masturbation may be the best way to learn what turns you on. There are all sorts of ways that people raised as girls and women are set up to not enjoy sex. Most women are raised with little information about their genitals and almost all of us are raised with negative messages about pleasure and our bodies. Some women orgasm from clitoral stimulation, others enjoy vaginal penetration or g spot stimulation. Remember, there’s no wrong way to masturbate; everyone is different! Below you'll find some tips on how to masturbate for women.
Time Required: 30 minutes to several hours
Here's How:
1.Get yourself in the mood for masturbation.
Relax as much as you can.Take a warm bath or have a glass of wine. Ensure your privacy: turn off the phone, lock the door, send the kids to a neighbor's. Find a comfy position. Most women start out lying on their backs, legs bent and spread apart, with feet on the ground. Remove most or all of your clothing.
2.Fantasize for masturbation.
Recall an exciting past sexual encounter or elaborate on a favorite sexual fantasy. If you need a boost, look at a sexy magazine, read an erotic story, or watch an adult video. Allow your mind to explore any images--anything goes as long as it heightens your excitement.
3.Explore all parts of your body.
Run your hands along parts of your body, lingering along areas that are more responsive to touch than others. Look at your genitals in a mirror (especially if you're unfamiliar with them) and caress the different parts to see what feels especially good. Find and touch your inner and outer labia, your clitoris, your vagina and your perineum.
4.Touch yourself.
Using one or two fingers, rhythmically stroke the different parts of your vulva, paying particular attention to your clitoris and labia. Experiment with different types of pressure, speed and motion. Try placing a finger on either side of the clitoris and stroking up and down, or placing two fingers on the clitoral hood and rubbing in a circular motion.
5.Experiment.
Try different types of touch: stroke, tickle, knead, pinch, or lightly pull your genitals. Try using one or several fingers, the palm of your hand, even your knuckles.
6.Build up excitement.
Learn to hold onto sexual excitement by building up and then reducing or temporarily stopping the stimulation. Pay attention to how your body is responding. It will tell you the particular stroke that feels best and when to pick up or slow down the tempo.
7.Breathe and rock.
Breathe deeply rather than hold your breath. This helps release the sexual energy, rather than fight it. Rock your pelvis as you would during intercourse. Rhythmically clench and release your PC muscle (using a dildo for vaginal penetration can help).
8.Getting over the top.
If your hand gets tired, give yourself a rest, switch hands, or try a vibrator. If you're on the brink of orgasm, but can't quite get over the hump, try to become more conscious about your breath, or focus on a really hot fantasy. Give yourself extra stimulation: caress your nipples, or try also thrusting your other fingers or a dildo in and out of your vagina.
9.Ride the Wave.
As you begin to orgasm, continue the stimulation through the orgasm. Lighten up on the stimulation during the first extremely sensitive moments but keep it going to enjoy those little pleasurable aftershocks. Your first orgasm may feel like a blip or a blast, but the more you practice, the more variety you will experience.
10.Practice makes for perfect masturbation.
Don't worry if you don't come on your first try, keep practicing, or try some of the variations below.
Tips:
1.Vibrators take some of the manual labor out of masturbation by providing direct, intense physical stimulation to the clitoris.
2.Water helps many women learn to masturbate. Lie back with legs spread in a bath with a shower hose and direct the stream of water at your clitoris. Vary the pressure, the pulsation, and the temperature. Alternate methods: slide your butt over the drain so your legs are up in the air and your genitals are up under the tub faucet (rather awkward but do-able), or use Jacuzzi jets.
3.Rub against something--a pillow, the corner of some furniture, a dildo.
4.Dildos can be a pleasurable accompaniment to clitoral masturbation, as they offer the fullness of penetration and can also stimulate the G-Spot.
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The Top 5 Mistakes Most Guys Make
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Publié :4/8/2012 5h59
Dernière mise à jour :7/9/2012 18h53 10173 vues
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The Top 5 Mistakes Most Guys Make
One of the many challenges men have is to decide on what positions to use when getting booty. The biggest fears are that the woman will get bored with the "same old, same old" and as a result lose interest in sex. So the question becomes, what are the best sexual positions?
The best way to explain this is to talk about what NOT to do. With that in mind, I'll now talk about the top five mistakes guys make when it comes to sexual positions, so that way you won't continue making them.
Position Mistake 1: Imitating anything seen in a porn movie. This is probably the biggest reason that guys fail with sexual positions. Inexperienced guys think porn is a good model because they see studs banging beautiful broads, and... well, they just don't know any better. The problem is that sexual positions in those sorts of movies are meant to display a good scene for viewers, not to maximize pleasure for the actors.
And in fact, one of the WORST positions for clitoral and vaginal stimulation is when the woman puts her ankles on your shoulders. With her pelvis bent back that far, she can feel pain in her cervix if you push in too far. Plus it's a position that puts pressure. (If you ever have a chance to go behind the scenes and watch the making of an adult movie, you'll see how quickly the mood gets killed when the actress keeps having to stop the scene to go to the bathroom!)
Position Mistake 2: Trying too hard to keep your weight off the woman, in any position. To a woman, sex is a way to get closer to her man. She loves it when he leans on the underside of her thighs. So here's a tip for you to try... Next time you're having sex with your woman (while you're engaged in actual intercourse, that is), get more of your weight on her. You see, during sex, almost every woman enjoys feeling her man's body pressed hard against her.
So how much weight should you put on her? Make it enough so that after you come, and the sexual frenzy dissipates, your woman will tell you that she feels like she's being smooshed. Of course, do this within limits! If you're on top off her grinding her pubic bone for too long, it can feel painful for her.
But the bottom line is that many, many women like to be pressured by at least some of the man's weight. So save the gentlemanly sex for the royal family's women!
Position Mistake 3: Letting the woman do all the work when she's on top. For virtually every woman, sex is mostly a passive activity. So by being the motionless beta male, you destroy the whole purpose of sex for her, which is to open herself up to you penetrating into her body.
Position Mistake 4: Being a wimp. A lot of guys have read too many "Men are From Mars"-type books and think women like it if you ask permission for everything and let them take the lead. Be the alpha male instead and just "do it." Flip her over, move her here and there. Be aggressive and even toss her about like a rag doll when you want to change positions, and... she'll LOVE it! And don't worry about it. If something is going on that the woman doesn't like, she'll let you know.
Position Mistake 5: Thinking the trickier positions are better. You don't need to be upside down, hanging from a lamp, and doing something crazy. Just be normal. An old standby like the missionary (man on top, woman lying on her back) can be the best sexual position.
Tricky positions are just frustrating for everybody and often kill the mood because there's too much "where should I put my arm?"... and not enough "let's just have fun exploring."
Editors Note: As always, you can agree, disagree, agree to disagree or add in some of what you feel are mistakes.
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Blog Disclaimer
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Publié :4/8/2012 12h18
Dernière mise à jour :27/8/2012 17h27 9656 vues
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Blog Disclaimer:
By now, some of you may have guessed, not all the blogs that I post are original. I do spend ample time on the inter net simply reading articles that I find interesting. If I find them informative AND interesting, I re-post them hoping that others may find the material engaging, informative and most importantly ~ rewarding.
I do not post blogs to degrade a particular gender. In no way do I set out to offend anyone based on race, creed, sexual orientation or persuasion. I feel that I post material that could be constructive and informative to everyone in general. Simply because the post mentions that it would be helpful to women or to men it does not mean that I am making either one inferior in any manner.
My goal is to provide a starting point to get someone thinking – the rest falls on you the reader. If said reader interprets the material as offensive – that is their right and their own opinion and should be considered as such ~ but considered that and that alone and not to be considered why or how the blog was posted.
I do try and post more along the lines of original and unique, as they tend to be more personal and far more interesting (at least I hope the reader finds them that way). If you have any suggestions for a post, by all means leave a comment. I am not above taking suggestions ... I do however draw the line at suggestions like:
1) Go fly a kite – I will but I would need you to come along to provide all the hot air.
2) Go fuck yourself – I already do ... but I call it masturbating.
3) Take a hike – I have no compass and would get easily lost.
4) Go to hell – I did but my divorce set me free.
Thank you for reading my blogs and I hope that you continue to enjoy them as much as I enjoy writing them.
Synncerely ~
Happy Synner
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My confession ...
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Publié :3/8/2012 9h39
Dernière mise à jour :27/8/2012 17h26 9288 vues
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I must be out of touch ~ sure it’s been a while since I have been on an actual “date” but I figured how out of it could I possibly be, right? I met a woman while standing in line for coffee ~ we had a nice conversation that continued until we finished our coffee. We agreed to meet again for coffee in a few days and we did. At the end of our coffee and conversation, I threw out the idea of maybe we could go out to dinner sometime and she accepted. We exchanged phone numbers and set the evening for the following week.
So I went to meet this very nice woman for dinner last night. I dressed accordingly, pressed slacks, button down shirt and even shaved and combed my hair. I also had with me a half-dozen flowers that were nicely arranged. She arrived at the restaurant wearing a nice casual dress and a huge smile. I greeted her with the flowers and a warm, welcoming hug which she welcomed and returned the warmth. We were shortly seated at our table and started a conversation.
The waiter came over, we placed our drink orders and in no time flat, our beverages were in front of us. As we began to sip our drinks, the conversation became more involved. It slowly turn to a steamy, smoldering kind of conversation, our voices dropped lower and we leaned in hoping that our exchange would not be overheard. We sat back up when the waiter came to place some butter and bread rolls on our table and take our food order - she began to blush a little thinking that the waiter may have heard part of our conversation.
As the waiter walked away, she leaned back in across the table to continue our exclusive chat. Taking my left hand in her right, casting her eyes towards the table she whispered that she absolutely loves role play. She then squeezed my hand as if to ask for confirmation of her statement. I smiled towards her and with my right hand I reached over and threw a piece of bread at her - hitting her on the shoulder. She got up and left …
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Pssstt ... got milk?
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Publié :2/8/2012 11h49
Dernière mise à jour :3/8/2012 9h36 8867 vues
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Out for a bike ride this morning because it started out to be nothing less than amazing outside. I Decide to stop in for a blueberry muffin and some milk. I make my purchase, sit down at a table outside the shop to enjoy when suddenly I stop cold! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON ... no growth hormones in my chocolate milk?? What the hell is this world coming to?
Now I am forced to score black market chocolate milk from the fella around the corner (the street name is cho-mi). Of course I have to worry about its purity and if its been stepped on or not - if so how many times? If it's Mexican Chocolate, Peruvian, Colombian or better yet ~ the good stuff - Hershey's, Ghirardelli or Nestle's Quick. Looking over my shoulder for the FDA officers who are always around and undercover ... "yo, brother, got milk?" or ... "Yo, chillin' cho-mi?"
(yes i really do have THAT much free time on my hands to come up with this stuff)
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When was the last time you ...
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Publié :30/7/2012 22h43
Dernière mise à jour :27/4/2024 13h35 8823 vues
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When was the last time you used a word that made you say to yourself, "wow, I have not used that word in a long, long time."?
I am sure that like me, you each have an extensive vocabulary but due to daily routines, complaciency, lack of challenges, you have words stored in your mental dictionary that you have not used in a while, some you probably have not had a reason to use and have even forgotten that you even know that you knew it. (i sure hope that makes more sense when read a few times. )
For me ... I find a reason to use words just so I do not forget them and to make some conversations very interesting. For example I was talking to a friend today at lunch and used both boogaloo and happenstance in sentences. My friend looked at me wondering if I had lost my mind. Oh I used them correctly ~ don't worry - it's not like I just threw them out there. Hahah
OK, well here are a few words you can add to your vocabulary with my compliments:
Deglutition: the act of swallowing (do i really need to say it? Hahah)
Tripotage: pawing, handling or fingering people. (this one sure has endless possibilities)
Scopperloit: rude or rough play; playtime (really, need i expand on this one?)
Deliciate: to make yourself happy or indulge in something (usually I just call it masturbating)
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Blog ~ blog ~ blog
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Publié :28/7/2012 21h38
Dernière mise à jour :27/8/2012 17h25 8804 vues
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I was just taking a tour down memory lane and looked back at my first posted blog. It was back on 2-8-2006 at 3:29 pm and it was entitled: Series 1. The first person to ever comment on a blog post of mine was: batgirl576. Since then I have posted some 2019, (this is 2020) blogs and have received several thousand comments.
Oh sure some blogs have no comments at all and some are still attracting comments even though they were written so long ago. There was a period of time that I posted nearly every day. I even tried to one month post one comment for each day, meaning the 1st I posted 1, the second I posted 2 and so on ... I had to stop at 14 ~ the pressure got to me. Hahah
Anyway, so now I try and fnd time to post blogs about this and that. I have never really settled into one specific topic. You could say that I am all over the board and sometimes the topics make you tilt your head and ask yourself, "what the hell was he thinking." Yep, I tend to get a lot of that (even in real life)
Well, thank you all for reading my blogs and keeping up with my odd sense of direction. Oh and if you have any ideas you want me to explore in writing, let me know. I am always up for a challenge.
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