Just so you know ..
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Publié :8/3/2012 11h19
Dernière mise à jour :8/3/2012 11h27 8025 vues
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This has been a long time coming ...
WARNING
Sexual harrasment on this
blog will not be reported,
it will however be graded.
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Just a thought ...
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Publié :3/3/2012 12h42
Dernière mise à jour :18/7/2012 14h25 8180 vues
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I figured that a few of you may want to use this on your own blogs. Hahah Oh no - really, feel free to use it.
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Father knows best ...
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Publié :29/2/2012 5h54
Dernière mise à jour :28/4/2024 6h14 8009 vues
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A kid comes home from school and says to his mom, "Mom I've got a problem." She says "Tell me." He tells her that the boys at school are using 2 words he doesn't understand. She asks him what they are.
He says "well, pussy and bitch". She says "Oh That's no big deal, pussy is a cat like our little Mittens, and bitch is a female dog like our Sandy."
He thanks her and goes to visit dad in the workshop in the basement. He says to his dad, "Dad the boys at school are using words I don't know, and I asked mom and I don't think she told me the exact meaning.
Dad says "Son, I told you never to go to mom with these matters, she cant handle them. What are the words?" He tells him...pussy and bitch.
Dad says "OK" and pulls a Playboy down from the shelf, takes a marker and circles the pubic area of the centerfold and says, "son, everything inside this circle, is pussy." "OK dad, so what's a bitch?" "Son" he says, "everything outside that circle."
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The battle rages on ...
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Publié :29/2/2012 3h08
Dernière mise à jour :29/2/2012 6h42 8426 vues
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It is time to do a comparison between two things treasured by men, beer and pussy...
A beer is always wet.
A pussy needs encouragement.
Advantage: Beer.
A beer tastes horrible served hot.
A pussy tastes better served hot.
Advantage: Pussy.
Having an ice cold beer makes you satisfied.
Having an ice cold pussy makes you Hillary Clinton.
Advantage: Beer.
Beers have commercials making fun of skunky ones.
Pussy does not.
advantage: Tie
If you get a hair in your teeth consuming pussy, you are not disgusted.
Advantage: Pussy
24 beers come in a box.
A pussy is a box you can come in.
Advantage: Pussy
Too much head makes you mad at the person giving you a beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
If a beer is brewed with yeast, it is still edible.
Advantage: Beer.
If you come home smelling like beer, your wife may get mad. If you come home smelling like pussy, she will definitely get mad.
Advantage: Beer.
6 beers in a night and you better not drive. 6 pussies in a night and you have done all the driving you need.
Advantage: Pussy
Buy too much beer and you will get fat.
Buy too much pussy and you will get poor.
Advantage: Tie
It is socially acceptable to have a beer in the stands at a football game.
You are a legend if you have a pussy in the stands at a football game.
Advantage: Pussy
If a cop smells beer on your breath, you are going to get a breathalyzer.
If a cop smells pussy on your breath, you are going to get a high five.
Advantage: Pussy
With beer, bigger is better.
Advantage: beer.
Wearing a condom does not make a beer any less enjoyable.
Advantage: beer.
Pussy can make you see God. Beer can make you see the porcelain god.
Advantage: Pussy
If you think all day about the next pussy you will have, you are normal.
If you think all day about your next beer, you are an alcoholic.
Advantage: Pussy
Peeling labels off of beers is fun.
Peeling panties off of pussy is more fun.
Advantage: Pussy.
If you try to snag a beer at work, you get fired.
If you try to snag a pussy at work, you get hit with sexual harassment.
Advantage: Tie
If you suddenly drop a beer, it may break. If you suddenly drop a pussy, it may hunt you down like the dog you are.
Advantage: Beer.
If you change to another beer, your old brand will gladly have you back.
Advantage: Beer.
The best pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Pussy.
The worst pussy you have ever had is not gone once you have enjoyed it.
Advantage: Beer.
Bad beer: Schlitz, PBR, Old Swill.
Bad pussy: Roseanne, Janet Reno, Madeline Albright.
Advantage: Tie
Good beer: Samuel Adams, Moosehead, Pete's Wicked Winter Brew.
Good pussy: Almost all but the above.
Advantage Pussy.
The government taxes beer.
Advantage: Pussy.
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Apartment for Rent
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Publié :29/2/2012 2h59
Dernière mise à jour :29/2/2012 3h00 7876 vues
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A prosperous business man propositioned a beautiful girl to spend the night with him. She agreed to do so for $500. When he was ready to leave in the morning, he told her that he didn't have any money with him but that he would have his secretary write a check for it and make it out as "rent for an apartment." On the way to the office, he decided that the whole thing wasn't worth the price he had agreed to pay. So he advised his secretary to send the check for $250 and include the following note:
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Dear madam:
Enclosed is my check in the amount of $250 for rent of your apartment. I am not sending the amount I agreed upon, because when I rented the apartment, I was under the impression:
1. That it had never been occupied.
2. That there was plenty of heat.
3. That it was small.
Last night, I found that it had been occupied, there wasn't any heat and it was entirely too large.
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Upon the receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the check with the following note:
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Dear sir:
I am returning your check for $250. I can not understand how you could expect such a beautiful apartment to remain unoccupied. As for the heat, there was plenty of it, if you knew how to turn it on. As for the size, it isn't my fault if you didn't have sufficient furniture to fill it.
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Oh go on .. laugh, it's ok.
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Publié :29/2/2012 2h40
Dernière mise à jour :28/4/2024 6h14 8037 vues
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Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor
A couple is lying in bed. The man says,
"I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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A little humor ...
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Publié :29/2/2012 2h34
Dernière mise à jour :29/2/2012 2h43 8052 vues
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Men
1. WHY DO MEN BECOME SMARTER DURING SEX?
(because they are plugged into a genius)
2. WHY DON'T WOMEN BLINK DURING SEX?
(they don't have enough time)
3. WHY DOES IT TAKE 1 MILLION SPERM TO FERTILIZE ONE EGG?
(they don't stop to ask directions)
4. WHY DO MEN SNORE WHEN THEY LIE ON THEIR BACKS?
(because their balls fall over their butt-hole and they vapor lock)
5. WHY WERE MEN GIVEN LARGER BRAINS THAN DOGS?
(so they won't hump women's legs at cocktails parties)
6. WHY DID GOD MAKE MEN BEFORE WOMEN?
(you need a rough draft before you make a final copy)
7. HOW MANY MEN DOES IT TAKE TO PUT A TOILET SEAT DOWN?
(don't know.....it never happened)
( C'mon guys, we laugh at your blonde jokes!)
And the personal favorite:
8. WHY DID GOD PUT MEN ON EARTH?
(because a vibrator can't mow the lawn)
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Please re-post this
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Publié :27/2/2012 2h36
Dernière mise à jour :28/4/2024 6h14 7127 vues
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Please do your part to protect and help others. By posting this warning, you may save a life or at least prevent a bad experience. Hahha
~ Synner
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Sharing is caring ...
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Publié :27/2/2012 2h33
Dernière mise à jour :29/2/2012 5h44 7482 vues
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I found this - felt it needed to be shared - feel free to re-post it all you like. It cracked me up and a little laughter is a good thing in everyones life.
~ Synner
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Too funny
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Publié :9/2/2012 18h12
Dernière mise à jour :27/2/2012 21h01 7758 vues
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This just cracked me up and I simply had to share it ...
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Ok, let me ask ...
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Publié :7/2/2012 2h21
Dernière mise à jour :7/3/2012 15h47 7605 vues
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- What came first: the chicken or the egg?
- Which is the funniest word you've ever heard?
- Which is the funniest name you've ever heard?
- If the pen is mightier than the sword, why isn't the pencil?
- What is your least favorite quote?
- Which day of the week do you hate the most?
- Which is your least favorite season?
- Who was the weirdest guy/girl you've every dated?
- Which actor/actress would you never go out with?
- What is the biggest turn off in a guy/girl?
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sometimes ...
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Publié :2/2/2012 5h43
Dernière mise à jour :27/2/2012 21h02 7478 vues
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a picture "IS" worth a thousand words!
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