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The secret is out ...
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Publié :1/6/2007 10h29
Dernière mise à jour :20/12/2007 11h11 3080 vues
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So many have asked, "why HappySynner"? And till now I have never really answered the question - so for all of you who asked, here you go -
I use to be a goodie-two-shoes, a former alter-boy, eagle scout, role model, good husband and so on. When I became divorced - I realized that I was missing out on a whole lot sexually so I started to explore - expand my horizons so to speak.
Now I am happier and more in-tune with who I am and what I desire sexually. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors wife? Hmmm well I am not into married women unless they are separated, living apart and or nearly divorced - there is the sin part. 
So there you have it ... feel free to chime in as to why you selected the handle you have.
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Accept my apologies
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Publié :31/5/2007 19h49
Dernière mise à jour :28/7/2007 10h09 3420 vues
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I am so very sorry for those who I have not yet wrote back yet. I am doing the best I can to keep up with my email but this damn frustrating thing called 'life' seems to get in the way. Yes, I do have one - a life that is. I purchased it from Wal*Mart in the discount bin. So far it's working out OK and if not - well I do still have the receipt.
So, keep the faith - I will write - thank you for all your lovely emails.
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We all need SHIPS ...
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Publié :29/5/2007 18h53
Dernière mise à jour :21/8/2007 10h10 3459 vues
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In this life we travel through we all need 'ships' ... sure we all think of 'ships' as a form of transportation - this is true - so very true /
COMPANION-SHIP
FRIEND-SHIP
RELATION-SHIP
Each transports us from who we once were into someone new and wonderful with each new person we share a 'ship' with. We always grow from each - good or bad - each is a lesson we learn from.
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Whats your cut?
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Publié :29/5/2007 3h29
Dernière mise à jour :6/7/2008 23h20 3668 vues
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With this weekend past and the summer coming up - Grills all across the country will be working overtime. So tell me .. what is your favorite cut to throw on the BBQ? Ribeye? New York? Porthouse? T-bone? Skirt? Brisket? Beef Ribs? Pork ribs? What?
As for me ... it has to be a 1 1/2" Porterhouse. Salt, pepper, garlic and a pinch of crushed fennel seed, grilled medium well.
BEEF, IT'S WHATS FOR DINNER
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Waiter, check please ...
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Publié :25/5/2007 18h16
Dernière mise à jour :12/9/2011 12h58 4233 vues
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We meet up at the bar of a local restaurant. You are dressed in a black form fitting evening dress, spiked heels, thigh highs and looking so very hot and I am in casual slacks and a dress shirt looking quite dapper.
As I sit beside you at the bar you turn to me and part your legs ever so slightly and I notice that you are not wearing any panties ... A huge grin comes across my face and wicked thoughts start racing through my mind. You seductively lick your lips and give me a subtle wink - turn the the bartender and place your order - leaving me open mouthed and wowed.
I place my order as well and we sit for a while just engaging in idle chit chat and the occasional sexual banter. We also exchange glances of desire and lust building with in each other. The sexual tension is building and it is driving both of us wild.
We gather our drinks and adjourn to our waiting table. There is a lot or room noise, not well lit and the tables are high and have long table cloths covering them. You slide in and I right after you ‒ you being on my right. I lean in and place a soft kiss on your neck that makes your body shake and you let out a tiny giggle.
I reach between your legs and separate your knees ... I slowly slide my hand up your thigh till I reach your clit. You feel a cold yet familiar object settling in. It’s a wireless remote controlled vibrating bullet. I place it firmly on your clit and then gently place your legs back together.
The rules are simple ... you must keep your hands on the table at all time. Noises are to be held to a minimum and no touching me, (yet). As we enjoy our drinks, I use the remote and turn the bullet on high, low, on, off ‒ teasing you ‒ driving you to the brink of orgasm and then bringing you back. I am watching you the entire time ‒ the look on your face is amazing ... it makes me want you more and more.
The waiter walks over to take our dinner order and you can barely speak ... you mumble something and he jots it down looking at you in a very inquisitive manner. I let out a smirk knowing this exchange is going on. I place my order and the waiter dismisses himself.
You let out a sigh of relief and reach between your legs ‒ removing the bullet and then sliding to the edge of the booth. You excuse yourself and stand ‒ turning to give me a “come with me” wink and nod. I quickly slide out and follow directly behind you. As I am walking, ‘slowly’ ‒ each step of the way I am thanking someone for the dim lighting!!
We walk to the ladies room and find that it is a single stall that has a locking main door and a very large vanity mirror and counter. We slip in unnoticed and lock the door behind us. Without a word you walk over to the counter, hike your dress up over your hips, lean onto your elbows and spread your legs. I take the hint and stand directly behind your dropping my pants to around my ankles letting my already fully erect cock loose.
I lean in against you placing the head of my cock at your swollen wet lips trying to tease you. However, you push back trying to take me inside you and my cock plunges inside you with one thrust forcing some of your juices to spray out. You look back over your shoulder and say, “You got me this far and damn it, you better finish it.”
Reaching up with one hand I grab a hand full of hair, pulling you back into me. I have my other hand on your hip ‒ my fingers digging in but not too hard ‒ but hard enough to know I am taking you. Our rhythm picks up and we can both hear that wet slapping sound of my balls against you. The Bullet still in your hand you reach and place it on your clit asking me to turn it on high.
Now the sensation of the bullet is on the top of my cock and on your clit, you can even feel me vibrating deep inside you. I look into the mirror to see the look on your face and it makes me drive into you even harder. My face tightens
as I tense up to drive myself into you with even more force. You are doing all you can to brace yourself against the counter now.
Letting out deep moans with each powerful deep thrust I get this wicked smile on my face knowing that I am the cause of that which makes me want to work even harder. I can see in the mirror that your breasts have worked loose and have fallen out of your top and are swaying with each movement ‒ nipples fully erect.
As we both get close to our orgasms we tighten up against each other and let loose ... I can feel your muscles contract as I shoot my cum into you ... you seem to milk me for all I have ‒ holding me tightly inside you. My god what a feeling, what a sensation ‒ what an experience.
I pull my drenched cock from you as your quickly turn … kneel down and immediately pull up my pants not allowing me to clean up. You then adjust your dress with out cleaning up as well ... knowing full well you have a full load of our cum inside you.
We wash our hands and then head back to our waiting dinner. As we sit down, I notice that you slide in with a bit more caution. Is this perhaps to prevent from leaving a trail on the seat? Oh the thoughts race in my head. As I slide in again next to you ... our dinner on the table already ‒ you lean over to me and plant a warm and passionate kiss that seems to last for hours. My head swimming and lost in some far off dream land. You pull your head back from mine and bring your far hand up to our lips ... I can smell sex ... see that they are glistening. After having placed them in your still very wet and very full pussy, you wanted to share the flavors with me ‒ placing one finger in my mouth and one in yours ‒ I can taste our cum mixed in a wonderful blend. We glance at each other and simply smile … we both know we need to finish this ‒ to go another round or three … then ‒ you utter those three words that would make any man desire you even more ... “waiter, Check please”
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ONE LINE EMAILS ... GOOD GRIEF !!!
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Publié :4/3/2007 14h07
Dernière mise à jour :3/12/2007 1h34 4436 vues
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OK, how many of you get those silly emails that contain only one line of text? Oh How witty they seem to think they are - but in reality they are more along the lines of the masses - dull - common. More often than not people send out one line emails because they lack originality.
I do not intend to sound harsh or cruel in any way. I think that everyone has a spark of imagination and a flair for writting if they only stop and take a minute out of their busy lives and just relax. More and more we find ourselves hustling and bustling here and there for this and for that - rarely taking time to "stop and smell the roses." Oh sure some may think they do but if they really look at the time they take for themselves, they will notice it is no where near as much as they though.
So, in summation - write from your heart - say what is on your mind and in your heart - do not let your intelligence and wit go unnoticed.
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Publié :7/9/2006 14h46
Dernière mise à jour :30/8/2008 10h22 5478 vues
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When I signed up for passion, I was promised unlimited email, access to all profiles, and most importantly - a secret decoder ring. Well guess what? No damn decoder ring!!! They said that the offer no longer exists. Oh the nerve of them. Customer service my arse!! 
OK so now I want to try and find me one of those ever elusive decoder rings - (oh stop the eye rolling) - If you really read my profile, you already knew I was not all there, "ODD" is part of my charm. *wink* Besides ... you know you want one too - stop pretending you don't.
So, what do ya say? Wanna go on a scavanger hunt with me to find this 'ring'?
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Dear passion Fairy God Mother ...
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Publié :29/5/2006 16h02
Dernière mise à jour :30/3/2012 20h16 6480 vues
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I am posting this with the hope of finding someone who will meet and or exceed what I am looking for in a companion through this journey we call life:
I love to be simply me and to make the woman I am with, appreciate who we are as a couple each and everyday. I am the kind of guy who sends a card or flowers because it's Tuesday. A guy who will pull out her chair, open her door, let her choose the radio station and set the time on the VCR. The kind who will call her from time to time in the middle of the day just to say thank you - thank you for being a part of something special and wonderful. I am a hopeful romantic - I still believe that relationships are special and wonderful and should be respected as such.
As manly as I claim to be - I am not above asking for directions, reading assembly instructions or frolicking in the park at dusk. I can laugh at myself when needed and know when to be serious. I can go from shorts and a T-shirt to a tux faster than a speeding bullet. I love Saturday morning cartoons in my Pj's, (when I wear em) and sleeping in on Sundays. I am humble yet strong, flexible yet rigid, firm yet forgiving.
So why is it so hard to find a partner in crime - the ying to my yang ... well which ever is the male / female version is of that? Someone who is comfortable with who she is and where she is in life. A woman who despite all life has tossed at her has bounced back and said, "is that all you got?". A woman who can live on the wild side of life - willing to take a chance - step into the deep end of life and get out of the wadding area!
Now tell me, can she be a bit of a tomboy? Can she take a road trip of more than 2 hours at a time and still have fun? Could she be honest with herself and others? Does she run with scissors? Does she cut the tags off her pillows? Does she not lather-rinse-repeat? Is she passionate, sensual and poetic in her own way? Does she appreciate and respect family and it's values? Does she refuse to be "run-of-the-mill"? Can she let her hair down behind closed doors and be the wanton sex goddess she thrives to be? Can she adapt to several social activities?
A woman who is able to relax on any given day to simply let loose? One who appreciates the care and affection of someone who is willing to be a part of something better in life? A woman who is strong and stands by her decisions right or mis-judged. A woman who does not know the meaning of defeat? A woman who learns from life's lessons and then sets them behind her and moves on with a smile.
A woman who understands sports or is willing to sit beside me while the game is on and allow me to be by her side while she enjoys her hobbies and events?
You see FGM, I am not looking for the perfect woman - just the woman perfect for me - the one who will be my last first date.
Does this woman only exist in my mind alone? Or is she really out there? Now, Fairy God Mother, I am going to print this out, place it under my pillow and see what happens.
Hmmm I wonder if the woman that I desire / seek is alive and well ... smart as hell and knows a little critter named Phil ...
Dreams are for those who not only aspire to reach for the stars ... but also to exist amoung them.
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Which one have you heard or used?
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Publié :29/5/2006 5h34
Dernière mise à jour :30/12/2007 2h59 6508 vues
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I'm trying to determine after years of therapy and lots of testing, whether or not I'm allergic to sex.
The only thing your eyes haven't told me is your name.
Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket? (Why?) 'Cause I could see myself in your pants.
Excuse me, miss, do you give head to strangers? No. Well, then, allow me to introduce myself.
So, come back to my place, and if you don't like it I swear I'll give you a full refund.
That dress looks great on you... as a matter of fact, so would I.
Uh, oh. My parents met at a place like this. Let's get the hell out of here.
Did you know that I saved a girl's life last night? (No.) I pulled a (6,7,8,9) inch piece of meat out of her mouth to save her life. Can I save your life?
Do you live on a chicken farm (girl says no) well you sure know how to raise cocks
Are you going to kiss me or do I have to lie to my diary?
I don't know what you think of me, but I hope it's X-rated.
So, are you going to give me your phone number, or am I going to have to stalk you?
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?
What do you say we go back to my place and do some math: Add a bed, subtract our clothes, divide your legs, and multiply
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Do you have a favorite? Please feel free to share .. don't be shy ...
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Just a rant ...
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Publié :28/5/2006 12h49
Dernière mise à jour :7/8/2007 6h26 6191 vues
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In my time here on passion, I have come to discover one thing - that some people are plain rude. They feel that due to the anonymity afforded them in this on-line world, it is an excuse to fore-go any and all manners. I have heard stories from members saying how they have received some rather rude and vulgar emails - oh sure this is billed as a "swingers site" but does one have to abandon all sense of morality simply because they pay a premium to be on the site? *some are rude even when not paying
I would hope not - but it happens all the time. Now, I pay my taxes and they say I get f*cked every year - but yet I maintain a sense of civility through it all. My mechanic over charges me, leaving me screwed over - but yet I still am polite and professional in dealing with her. It is not what is thrown at us in life that makes us strong, it is how we deal with it and address it.
In all aspects of life we eventually get f*cked, screwed over, laid out or dicked around with but yet as a society we need to roll with the punches - smile and move along. Stepping down to a primitive level and resorting to the same barbaric form of communication as others with less class will only be the decline of civilization as we know it and then ... well hell - then we will all be doomed - yes - doomed - we will all become 'POLITICIANS' ...
In closing, I ask that all of you who should read this rant - be good to your fellow on-line members, be kind, remember to say please and thank you, be respectful of others wants and needs but most of all - say 'no' when you mean no and accept 'no' for no. Thank you for listening.
*note: this is not about me - it is simply a comment about what I have heard others complain about.
** your comments are encouraged and welcomed
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Series 4 (bonus round)
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Publié :8/2/2006 15h34
Dernière mise à jour :18/1/2008 10h50 6609 vues
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What is your favorite perversion?
What one thing could your partner do better in bed?
Have you ever done housework in the nude?
Best music to make love to?
Last time you had sex with someone?
Last time you had a one nightstand?
What best describes your grooming habits: natural, trimmed, or shaved
Favorite position to "give" oral sex?
Favorite position to "receive" oral sex?
Have you ever taken pictures while engaged in sex?
Have you ever posed for erotic photos?
Where is the strangest place you have had sex?
What is your fantasy place to have sex?
What is your funniest sexual moment?
What is your most erotic sexual moment?
What is the strangest thing your lover has asked you to do?
Did you do it?
Have you ever had sexual fantasies about another woman?
Have you ever had sex with another women?
Have you ever used a strap-on, on another woman?
Has one ever been used on you by another woman?
Have you ever been in a three or more - some?
If yes, male/female/male, male / female / female?
Have you ever been double penetrated?
Do you own any vibrators or phallic sex toys?
If so, which is your favorite?
Do you masturbate?
If yes, how often?
When was the last time you masturbated?
Best place to masturbate?
Most times you have masturbated in one day?
What do you think of mostly when you masturbate?
Strangest "item" you have used to masturbate?
Have you ever masturbated just "before" a date?
Have you ever masturbated just "after" a date?
Have you ever masturbated while driving?
Have you ever had phone sex?
If yes, did you orgasm?
Have you ever had cyber sex?
If yes, did you orgasm?
Have you ever faked an orgasm just to end sex?
Have you ever faked not wanting to have sex?
What is the oddest sexual thing you have considered?
Have you ever performed a lap dance?
Do you prefer your partner to ejaculate in or on your body?
Top places to orgasm, in or on your body:
Best place for a quickie?
Best time for a quickie?
Most embarrassing sexual moment?
Have you ever had sex with a coworker?
How much foreplay is enough?
Does size really matter?
How big is too big?
How small is too small?
Have you ever had public / semi-public sex?
If walking by and noticed a coupe having sex, would you stop and watch?
Have you ever had anal sex?
Describe your preferred position for anal sex:
Have you ever flashed someone?
Have you ever shown up at your lovers door in only a coat and heels?
Do you like to kiss after "performing" oral?
Do you like to kiss after "receiving" oral?
When was the last time you gave a hand job?
Have you ever been spanked during sex or for sexual pleasure?
Do you like to talk dirty during sex?
Favorite phrase to use in bed during sex?
Favorite curse word?
Have you ever called an EX just for sex?
Have you ever played strip poker?
Have you ever had pity sex?
What's craziest thing you have done to attract someone?
What would your last lover say about you sexually?
What is the kinkiest thing you have done and will do again?
What is the kinkiest thing you have done and would rather not to again?
Would you ever make a homemade porno? (for private use)
Have you ever been tied up?
Top 5 favorite sexual positions?
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