Getting Older or better?
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Publié :1/2/2012 14h09
Dernière mise à jour :5/2/2012 22h14 7557 vues
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As the years slip away into my twilight years, I have noticed that it takes a few seconds longer to wake up, to get out of bed, to read the paper and so on.
I have also noticed that with my advanced expereince comes the ability to endure far more pain than I was able to in my younger days.
Funny but true story, I have never once had to undergo any surgical proceedure due to sports. The only ones I have had to endure are those brought on my work related injuries and old age.
It is funny how fast my body recovers though - even at my age, surgeons are amazed at how fast I not only heal but also how quickly that I can recover. Oh sure some of the procedures are simple enough but still. Anyway, they attribute that to great genes but I say me simply being stubborn.
So the question is, do I feel that I am getting older? Oh hell no, just simply getting better. 
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G-Spot Vs. Clitoris
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Publié :22/1/2012 2h42
Dernière mise à jour :19/2/2012 19h19 8114 vues
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The last thing you want to do when you're a little lost is ask for directions -- especially when you don't know your way around the bedroom. No one will argue that the female body is straightforward and without mysterious secrets, so you shouldn't feel too bad for needing some pointers on her pleasure zones and the intricacies of the female orgasm.
To make it as simple as possible, there are two basic ways to go about bringing your lady to orgasm: stimulating her clitoris and stimulating her G-spot. Each area needs its own type of attention and will bring very unique sensations for her, and both are worth knowing a bit more about. Keep reading for the quick and easy reference guide to satisfying your woman -- no map required.
CLITORIS ~
What
The clitoris is the only organ in the female body devoted solely to physical pleasure and is the physiological equivalent of the head of a man's penis -- packed with nerve endings and sensitive to touch.
Where
Located on the outside of the female body just above the opening of the vagina, the clitoris is a small protrusion that becomes more pronounced when a woman is aroused.
How
Mankind has circulated many theories on what works best in stimulating a woman to orgasm via the clitoris, and there are some basic ground rules for approaching her nether regions.
Keep it light; the area is very sensitive and she'll respond much better to a slow start. She'll let you know if an increase in pressure is required.
Include the surrounding area and don't focus too intently. The nerve endings extend out from her clitoris and she'll get pleasurable feelings from attention being paid to the entire area. In fact, too much direct attention can even be uncomfortable for some women, so variation is key.
Speed is important to her, just as it is to you when she visits down south. Steadily increasing strokes that are sustained are going to be much more successful than sporadic or inconsistent probing.
A road map to her G-spot
Feel free to mix it up in your quest to bring her to orgasm. Because of its location, her clitoris can be stimulated in three main ways, each of which can take her over the edge.
Manual stimulation offers the easiest starting point, as you can still maintain a visual of what you're doing and you can more easily gauge her reaction.
Oral attention adds the extra element of warmth and moisture that can help move things along.
Intercourse, especially with you on top, can provide a rhythmic addition to her stimulation if you position yourself correctly and have your pubic bone hitting her in just the right spot -- which can take a little practice but is worth the effort to perfect. If you can't seem to get this down, it's always OK to ask her for a little help; with positions that put her in the driver's seat, both of you will have your hands free to give your sack session a little boost.
G-SPOT
What
The G-spot is a small walnut-sized bundle of nerve endings.
Where
Located inside and on the front wall of the vagina (toward her belly button) about half-way between the opening and cervix, the G-spot feels rough to the touch when stimulated.
How
Because of its position, it's impractical for your lady to give you a helping hand on this one. Therefore, stimulating her G-spot is basically up to you, and can be approached in two ways:
During intercourse, it's possible to position yourself so that your penis rubs against her G-spot with standard maneuvers. Rear-entry positions will give you the best shot; have her rest on her elbows rather than her hands to give you a better angle.
Your fingers are infinitely more dexterous than your other sexual parts and can give you the ability for trial and error in locating her G-spot as you can feel around more slowly and specifically. During foreplay, insert your finger and crook it into a “come hither” motion pointing toward her belly button and gently probe the surface. You'll be looking for a small spot that is more dense than the surrounding area -- and don’t worry, she'll let you know if you find it.
Pleasure Points
Now that you have some basic directions, it's time to hit the road and enjoy the ride. Just like with every trip, there are going to be bumps in the road that you'll have to take into consideration, some possible detours, and of course, a little customization for your specific travel partner. Hopefully, with the basic route in order, you'll be ready to wow your lady with your intricate knowledge of these two must-visit destinations.
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Did someone say quickie?
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Publié :22/1/2012 2h34
Dernière mise à jour :31/1/2012 12h52 7658 vues
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Time is of the essence, but you and your girl want to find a spot where you can get a couple of quick pumps in before you have to get back to whatever it is you were going to do.
Why ruin everything by heading to a safe place when you can do it right where you are? If you use a drop of discretion, quickies can be more fun and exciting than you ever thought possible. Here, now, are eight locations for a quickie. Next time your blood runs heavy below the waist, grind your girl in one of these quickie spots.
1- Elevator
An elevator is high on our list of eight locations for a quickie, although going up or down several floors isn't usually sufficient time to get off. We recommend you stall the elevator (given that you don't trigger any alarms by doing so, unless you enjoy getting caught), penetrate, and when you're done and let the elevator run again, don't exit from the main floor.
Ideal position: Upright wheelbarrow (with her facing the wall, hold her up by her thighs, placing them on either side of your hips, while she holds on to the wall).
2- Movie theater
You may think this one has been done to death, but getting busy in a movie theater is always a thrilling experience, and there's less chance of getting caught (unless of course, she's a screamer, but if it's horror flick, you'll be OK). Movie theaters are best for oral sex (and that's a big reason this place is on our list of eight locations for a quickie), since unless you're basically the only ones in the theater, there's no way you're not going to get caught having intercourse.
Ideal position: Either your female companion giving you oral sex, or sitting on top of you, facing the screen.
3- Back of a club/restaurant
Being out on a hot date talking about hot things with a hot girl will usually excite you, so if both of you are up for it, head to the darkest part of a nightclub, or even the bathroom, and get your bang on. Chances are people will hear or even see you, but if you have an little exhibitionist lurking within, it's all good.
Ideal position: Standing, upright doggy
4- Stairwell
If your roommate's home, or you and your girlfriend only have 10 minutes to spare for a lunch date, head to the stairwell of a building with an elevator, preferably on a really high floor, and go crazy for a few minutes.
Ideal position: Missionary, with her back arched over a stair.
5- Car
So it's not an original idea, but a quickie in the car, at a location where you won't be arrested for public indecency, can be a very memorable experience. If you're short on time but big on horniness, then do it while you're driving. Just kidding -- take a few minutes to enjoy the view inside the car.
Ideal position: Logistics require missionary or her on top.
6- Alley
Before you begin envisioning rats and drunks, picture an alley behind a restaurant that isn't as filthy as those you see in movies. Ideally, she'd be wearing a skirt and the both of you could head to an alleyway just after dinner and before the show. Now that's what we call an intermission.
Ideal position: Standing up, with one leg wrapped around you.
7- Office
Whether it's a babe you've been eyeing at work or your girl shows up in nothing but a trench coat and heels, sometimes sex at the office is part of what makes life that much better. Make it part of your daily tasks, if possible.
Ideal position: Her back against the wall, and her legs wrapped around your waist. Or, she can always spread 'em on your boss' desk.
8- Dressing room
How many times has your girl got you all hot and bothered while she's changing in the dressing room of a clothing store? Well, why not add some kick to the tedious task of shopping by sneaking into the changing room with her and giving her a little taste of your dressing?
Ideal position: Standing doggy.
quick, do it
Sometimes you don't have time to seduce and take your time when it comes to sex, especially when you're outside the comforts of home.
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Anal Sex Dos & Don'ts
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Publié :22/1/2012 2h27
Dernière mise à jour :31/1/2012 12h51 7642 vues
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What You Need To Know
~ If you ever want anal sex again, you're going to have to take it slow at first.
~ Make sure she calls the shots when you're experimenting for the first time.
~ Anal sex requires some ground rules.
While certainly not as taboo as it has been in the past, anal sex is still a little outside the norm in the average bedroom. Strictly speaking, the anus was not designed for penetration, but when done right, butt play can feel pretty amazing. If you’re planning on putting anal on the sexual menu with your girlfriend, there are a few dos and don'ts to keep in mind so that both of you enjoy it.
Don’t do it if she’s pregnantAnal sex is best avoided during pregnancy. The first reason to skip anal while she’s with child is that hemorrhoids are a common side effect of pregnancy and could make anal sex very painful. Secondly, you don’t want to risk an infection in her vagina if you happen to transfer bacteria from her anus to her vagina. The most important reason to not suggest having anal sex while she’s experiencing the joys of pregnancy is that it will not score you any daddy points. Tell her you think pregnant women are sexy and do it the old-fashioned way.
Do use a lot of lubeRemember, the anus does not produce its own lubrication like the vagina does, so using plenty of silicone or water based lubricant is very important to creating a safe and comfortable experience for both of you. Some companies make lubes that they claim are designed specifically for anal penetration, but any lube will do as long as you use plenty of it. Using a thicker lube -- usually silicone --will ensure that your slipperiness will not evaporate before the deed is done.
Don’t use numbing creamsThere are a variety of numbing creams and gels available to decrease the sensation in her anus, and she may be tempted to use them if she’s afraid of the pain. Not being able to feel the pain could be dangerous, though, since pain is your body’s way of telling you something’s wrong -- she could get seriously hurt without realizing it. Instead of numbing her out, prepare her with plenty of anal foreplay using your fingers, tongue and toys before the main event. Most importantly, make sure she is relaxed and comfortable.
Do use protectionYou may think that wearing a condom for anal sex isn’t necessary since she can’t get pregnant, but the spread of sexually transmitted infections (STIs) is actually more likely with anal penetration than with vaginal. The skin around the anal area is thinner and more susceptible to tiny cuts and tears, which allows STIs through. So unless you’re 100% sure both of you are monogamous and disease-free, putting a condom on for anal sex is essential.
Do let her set the paceMake sure you and your partner both enjoy the anal sex experience by letting her call the shots. How fast, how far and how hard are all things that should be up to her. You can’t be as rough or enthusiastic as you might be with vaginal intercourse -- at least not right away. Let her get used to it by going slow, and if she says stop, stop immediately, or she may decide anal is no longer an option.
Don’t penetrate elsewhere afterwardDon’t put your penis in her butt and then immediately penetrate another part of her body (i.e., vagina, mouth). You may have picked up bacteria at the back door that could cause infections elsewhere. Plus, it’s gross. Yes, porn girls love them some ATM, but unless your girl specifically asks for it, don’t go there.
There are rules for a reasonIt may seem like there are a whole lot of rules for something that should be fun, but they really are for your (and her) own good. Giving your girl a bad anal sex experience virtually obliterates your chances of ever doing it again. Make it good for both of you by following these important dos and don’ts of anal sex.
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10 skills ...
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Publié :22/1/2012 2h22
Dernière mise à jour :27/2/2012 21h02 7524 vues
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here are ten skills that are believed to be what women find attractive in a man:
No.10 Speaking other languages
No.9 Playing an instrument
No.8 Fixing a car
No.7 Dancing
No.6 Cooking
No.5 Athletics
No.4 Handyman skills
No.3 Bedroom skills
No.2 Style and grooming
No.1 Conversation
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Does she mean her moan?
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Publié :22/1/2012 2h14
Dernière mise à jour :28/1/2012 14h33 7265 vues
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Fake breasts, fake butts, fake orgasms -- and now fake moaning? Well, not exactly.
The common perception in bed is that when a woman moans, it’s from something you’ve done. Either you’ve finally found the little man in the boat, you’ve hit her G-spot or the foreplay has preheated the oven.
Not quite.
Research from the University of Central Lancashire shows that the noise a woman makes in bed is not directly correlated to her pleasure or her orgasm. As a matter of fact, her purrs are more likely to come during her partner’s orgasms.
The researchers found that women do so either because of a conscious decision to manipulate behavior (we always knew they were manipulative), wanting to helping you find your climax or because of an idea of an idealized script of how women are supposed to act during sex.
So whether she’s cheering you on or merely playing the part, keep in mind that her moans aren’t always linked to her own enjoyment.
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Sex with strangers
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Publié :22/1/2012 2h09
Dernière mise à jour :28/1/2012 14h33 7003 vues
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It doesn’t take much to convince a man to have sex. As a matter of fact, it doesn’t take any convincing at all -- just a hot woman, and even the hot part is optional.
Scientists ran a study to prove that men will have sex with anything or anyone anywhere, and the results aren’t exactly groundbreaking.
When a gorgeous female approached a random male on the street, a whopping 97% of men agreed to go back to her place right away for a drink, and 83% said yes to immediate sex.
Apparently the thought of her being the Jigsaw Killer doesn’t seem to cross their minds.
Interestingly enough, men are not as trusting to average-looking girls, though. When the grenade approached, only 80% of men agreed to go back to her place, while only 60% approved of instant sex.
In contrast, not even 1% of women agreed to the same proposition when the tables were turned.
While it’s not surprising, it’s a tad startling that such a high percentage of men will trust a stranger in an unknown place just because the prospect of sex is on the line.
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what NOT to say ...
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Publié :22/1/2012 1h51
Dernière mise à jour :27/4/2024 19h42 6831 vues
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here are a few things one should NOT say to a stripper:
Which do you think is more noticeable when you’re naked, your appendix scar, or your Caesarian scar?”
“I only have $1.59 in change, can I still put it in your panties?”
“You look just like my sister.”
“If I give you fifty bucks, can we just have a bit of a cuddle?”
“I bought a pack of dances on Groupon.”
“Chris Rock was lying, right?”
“It must be so nice to have a job you really love.”
“Did you get that tattoo for artistic reasons, or just to cover your track marks?”
“No, it’s ok, I like it when you’re lactating.”
“What does Bret Michaels’ cock taste like? Is it yeast extract? It’s yeast extract, right?”
“Do you take Transit Check?”
“So – are you sick of Charlie Sheen jokes yet?”
“The larger of your boobs keeps hitting me in the eye.”
“Is that the exit wound?”
“Don’t worry, that’s not pee.”
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One of those days ...
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Publié :22/1/2012 1h21
Dernière mise à jour :22/1/2012 1h21 6448 vues
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Have you ever been invited to a Ménage à Trois and you end up being the only one who shows up? Well, the reason I hate it is because I end up having to do the work of three people and that is exhausting.
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Your Attention Please ....
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Publié :22/1/2012 1h16
Dernière mise à jour :28/1/2012 14h32 6117 vues
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Dear avid blog readers, I would like to bring to your attention a serious epidemic that has for so long gone unchecked amoung adults ... I am refering to Attention Deficit Disorder and it effects millions of Adult in Americian along and ... oh hey, look ~ boobs!!
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Publié :19/1/2012 22h43
Dernière mise à jour :21/1/2012 17h33 6145 vues
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I should have ______________ yesterday.
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I had no idea ...
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Publié :18/1/2012 9h02
Dernière mise à jour :21/1/2012 17h32 6345 vues
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According to the book Hidden Bedroom Partners: Needs and Motives That Destroy Sexual Pleasure, what your partner does after sex may have lots of hidden meanings. Immediately rolling over and going to sleep may indicate anger. Going to the bathroom may reflect feelings of guilt.
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Why me?
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Publié :18/1/2012 8h37
Dernière mise à jour :19/1/2012 12h34 6007 vues
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Ahhh what a day. Started out this morning by waking up at around 4:15 am to a very interesting and highly erotic dream. The sad part is that I woke just before it reached the good part!
Damn it, even in my dreams I can't get properly laid!! Honestly, what the hell is with that? Hahah
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