I had no idea ...
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Publié :18/1/2012 8h19
Dernière mise à jour :19/1/2012 1h51 6558 vues
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~ Humans are the only species creative enough to “69.”
~ According to a survey of sex shop owners, cherry is the most popular flavor of edible underwear. Chocolate is the least popular.
~ The earliest known illustration of a man using a condom during sexual intercourse is painted on the wall of a cave in France. It is dated between 12,000 and 15,000 years old.
~ Gentle, relaxed lovemaking reduces your chances of suffering dermatitis, skin rashes and blemishes. The sweat produced cleanses the pores and makes your skin glow.
~ When surveyed, it was found that 20 per cent of men and 13 per cent of women have had sex in the workplace (either with a co-worker or just simply in the workplace environment with someone).
~ A study shows that 70 percent of married men and women masturbate despite the fact that they should be “getting it” more. Odd. But fun.
~ The term “blow job” comes from the Victorian times. In Victorian times, a slang term for a prostitute was “blowsy.” At the same time, “blow” was slang for ejaculation. Consequently, by the 1930s, the act of fellatio came to be known as a blow job.
~ In Ancient Greece, the common slang for a blow job was “playing the flute.”
~ Performing the act of fellatio massages the jaw while burning anywhere from 30-50 calories per session.
~ Semen contains zinc and calcium, both of which are proven to prevent tooth decay. (you can all take from that what you will ... )
~ The word “fuck” is actually an accurate acronym. It dates back to the Good Old Days, when England was severely underpopulated due to the usual combination of fire/war/plague, and the King issued an official order to… well, fuck, to replenish the population. Hence the phrase “Fornicate Under Command of the King” passed into everyday language.
~ A man will ejaculate approximately 18 quarts of semen, containing half a trillion sperm, in his lifetime. (Really? Now that can be a hard fact to swallow.)
~ In the state of Alabama it is illegal to take a girl's virginity regardless of her age or marital status. *Thank you shellsbells97 ~
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Sex & Language ...
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Publié :18/1/2012 7h59
Dernière mise à jour :28/4/2024 12h1 6420 vues
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As you very well know, sex and sexual activities have developed its very own language set ... but did you know:
"Reltney" is archaic slang for "penis."
"Hockey" is archaic slang for "semen."
"Amy-John" is archaic slang for a "lesbian."
"Buck-snort" is archaic slang for a "fart."
"Scrump" is archaic slang for "the sexual act." Ben Franklin referred to prostitutes as "scrumpets."
"Old Joe" is slang for "syphilis."
"Morning dew" is slang for "gonorrhea."
The word "ejaculation" comes from the Latin word meaning "throwing out."
The G-spot, a sensitive area located inside the vagina on the upper wall, an inch or two behind the back of the pubic bone, is named for Dr. Ernest Grafenberg. (Odd, why not call it "Ernie's Spot"?)
The modern psychiatric definition of nymphomaniac is a woman who cannot experience sexual satisfaction regardless of the number of orgasms or partners she has.
Pornography is derived from the Greek word meaning "the writings of prostitutes."
The word "masochism" was coined because of the 1870 novel, Venus In Furs.
The expression venereal disease was first used in 1527 by Jacques de Bethercourt.
According to author Camille Paglia in Sexual Personae, Bob Dylan's song "Ballad of a Thin Man" contains lyrics that describe the -like devouring of a penis described as a breast. ("You're a cow! Give me some milk or else go home!")
According to one source, there are about 1,000 recognized slang words for "vagina." (how many do you know?)
Aphallatosis is a mental disorder resulting from a lack of sex life. (I now have a new middle name)
In the 17th century, Spain boasted that it was free of sexual deviance. When referring to bestiality, Spanish nicknamed it "the Italian vice."
Around the turn of the century, British newspapers advertised brassieres as "patent bust improvers."
The word "sex" was coined in 1382.
Syphillis was known as "the French Disease" in Italy and "the English Disease" in France.
Porn star Candida Royale was named after a yeast infection.
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This is a re-post
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Publié :18/1/2012 7h35
Dernière mise à jour :19/1/2012 1h52 6310 vues
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I was scrolling through past posts when I came across this one that made me think ... interesting ... so here it is in a re-post.
* OK this was not written by me but I found it interesting and thought this is the perfect place to share it:
1) 94% of men lie about their penis size.
According to condom manufacturers, only 6% of men need to use extra large condoms.
2) The average man is 4-5 inches long when erect; no matter what you have heard ladies, that's the truth. Incidentally the average vaginal capacity is only 6 inches, for you women who think you can handle king dong.
3) 80% of American men are circumcised, though Pediatrics say it is not necessary.
4) No matter what all the ads say nothing but time can make your penis grow. (most men reach the end of their growth by the early 20's)
5) There is no correlation between penis size and shoe size, hand size, or nose size.
6) Blue balls does exist! It's technically called "prostatic congestion."
7) Only 16% of men shave their privates.
---> Do it guys! Clean it up, you don't like fuzzy peaches do ya?
- THINGS MEN MIGHT WANT TO KNOW -
1) Only 9% of women around the globe consider themselves "attractive" (20% of British women do). 43% of women use the term "natural", 24% say they have "average" looks, 8% prefer the term "feminine", 7% say they are "good looking", and 7% say they are "cute", and finally only 2% of women say they are "sexy".
2) An estimated 85% of women wear the wrong size bra.
3) 38% of women have had breast implants or augmentation of some sort.
4) 75% of women like getting laid. (YAY!!!!!)
---> AMAZING!!!
5) 65% of women shave their privates.
- A FEW THINGS YOU BOTH MIGHT WANT TO KNOW -
1) Masturbation is healthy for both men and women.
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2) 70% of high-schoolers have had sex before they have graduated. 27% loose their virginity senior prom night. Only 3% wait until marriage.
3) 95% of men would have sex with a girl after 1 month of dating. Only 10% of women feel this way.
---> hmmm....
4) Teens are most likely to have sex for the first time in June.
5) First-time intercourse is often unplanned, meaning it's less likely teens will use contraception.
6) Virginity is often lost with a person they haven't been dating.
- 5 REASONS WHY SEX IS GOOD! -
1) It is a good workout. Sex burns about 150 calories every half an hour. It will lower your cholesterol and improve breathing circulation.
2) You won't get sick. According to research if you have sex 1-2 times a week. You are less likely to get sick.
3) You'll feel happier. You will feel a greater sense of well-being.
Women who have more sex were clinically proven to be less depressed than women who don't have sex.
4) Makes you look better; problem is that ugly people don`t get any. Sex releases hormones which make your skin and hair softer and shinier and tone your physique.
5) The best reason: You will live longer. Studies prove that sex makes you live longer. Men who had sex 1-2 times a week, had half the death rate as those who did not indulge themselves at least once a month. It also makes you look younger. If you have sex 3 times a week you may look up to10 years younger than you really are.
- SOMETHING YOU MIGHT NOT HAVE KNOWN -
1) Having sex 3 times a week for 1 year is equal to running 75 miles!
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Cinco ...
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Publié :5/1/2012 23h27
Dernière mise à jour :6/1/2012 21h02 6342 vues
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Ahhh day 5 of 2012 ... what a great day to be in California! The high today was 71 degrees with clear skies. Funny, even though there was not a cloud in the sky, a rainbow popped up in the foothills ~ awesome day.
Have a big year ahead and I am pacing myself. This is a Summer Olympic year and I hope that you are all as excited as I am. This is going to be a very exciting year for US athletes all around. I wonder if they will ever put in some type of sexual activity into the Olympics any time soon? Hmmm it's a thought. What if someone created a Sexy-lympics (no not sexy-limpdicks) 
So what events would you like to see in the various venues for the sexy-lympics?
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Day 4
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Publié :4/1/2012 15h04
Dernière mise à jour :11/1/2012 14h50 6499 vues
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Well, if you are reading this post - like me you made it all the way into day 4 (or later) .. so pat yourself on the back for being a trooper!
So, what have you been up to all year?
Me, well I found a great deal on a phone for my son whos birthday is in March. Already planning my fathers birthday party for this Saturday ... he is going to be 74 ... who knew?
Oh and lets see, what else ... I have been baking like a Rachel Ray on crack or something. I have to my credit, 13 loaves of banana bread, 6 various pies, 3 gallons or rompope', 1 turkey, 1 ham, 1 standing rib roast, and 120 cupcakes.
Oh hell no this was all not for me. It was mostly for my parents who put up with all of us for the holidays and I have been cooking for them so they can relax and enjoy the bowl games. Yes even my mother gets into the bowl games ... funny old lady. Hahah
Anyway, so what have you been up to so far this year?
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Day 3
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Publié :3/1/2012 8h41
Dernière mise à jour :28/4/2024 12h1 6365 vues
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All right, here it is day 3 of the New year and so far so good ... no real complaints and life has thus far been delightful. I made to real resolutions for the New Year ... who ever sticks to them anyway?
So 3 days in and 362 left to go ... I think this is going to be a very, very long year. Before you know it though, they will have Chrismas items in the stores.
Oh one interesting thing, no wait ~ thats not interesting at all. Wow you figure after three days there would be something of interest to write abot but such is my "thrill-a-minute" life. Haha
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Day 1
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Publié :1/1/2012 14h51
Dernière mise à jour :3/1/2012 8h41 6290 vues
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Ok, so welcome to 2012, I hope you all enjoyed 2011 and are looking forward to this new year. It is bound to be so much better than the last one ... why you may ask?
For the simple reason that THIS is the year it is predicted the world will end. If you ask me, the Mayans ran out of ideas for calendar symbols and thought it would be soooo funny, "Hey why don't we just say that is the end of the world and see what people say?" Oh those Mayans and Aztecs sure had a sense of humor ... sacrificing humans and claiming they know when the world will end ... Oh my side hurts from the laughter.
Seriously though ... it is a new year with new hopes and dreams to be explored and discovered ~ I hope that each of you find the time to enjoy life, share a smile with a stranger and tell your family and friends they mean to you.
Have a fun new year and be safe ~
Synner
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New Year wish (the sequel)
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Publié :29/12/2011 15h11
Dernière mise à jour :30/12/2011 23h42 6423 vues
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May this sweetest oldtime greeting
Heavily laden with good cheers
Bring content, and peace and plenty
Enough to last through all the Year.
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Can you sing it all?
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Publié :29/12/2011 15h06
Dernière mise à jour :29/12/2011 15h07 6193 vues
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Just in case any of you do not know the words .. here you go:
Should auld acquaintance be forgot,
And never brought to min',
Should auld acquaintance be forgot
And days of auld lang syne.
For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll tak' a cup o' kindness yet,
For auld lang syne.
And here's a hand, my trusty fierce,
And gie's a hand o' thine,
And we'll tak' a right guid willie-waught,
For auld lang syne.
For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll tak' a cup o' kindness yet,
For auld lang syne.
And surely ye'll be your pint stowpt,
And surely I'll be mine,
And we'll tak' a cup o' kindness yet,
For auld lang syne.
For auld lang syne, my dear,
For auld lang syne,
We'll tak' a cup o' kindness yet,
For auld lang syne.
-Robert Burns
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A New years wish ~
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Publié :29/12/2011 15h00
Dernière mise à jour :30/12/2011 4h19 6360 vues
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I wish you Health...
So you may enjoy each day in comfort.
I wish you the Love of friends and family...
And Peace within your heart.
I wish you the Beauty of nature...
That you may enjoy the work of God.
I wish you Wisdom to choose priorities...
For those things that really matter in life.
I wish you Generousity so you may share...
All good things that come to you.
I wish you Happiness and Joy...
And Blessings for the New Year.
I wish you the best of everything...
That you so well deserve.
HAPPY NEW YEAR FRIEND!
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Lessons we learn ...
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Publié :27/12/2011 9h51
Dernière mise à jour :29/12/2011 15h01 6393 vues
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I know, I know saying this may look bad on me but actually this is simply a notice to some of the men you all may know, please share this with them:
A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
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WARNING LABELS
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Publié :26/12/2011 16h35
Dernière mise à jour :29/12/2011 12h21 6631 vues
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WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an idiot.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you have super-human fighting powers, resulting in you getting your butt kicked.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause a disturbance in the time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large) gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that old friends and ex-lovers really enjoy it when you call them on the phone at 3:30 in the morning.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people, causing you to act like an moron, and/or causing you to get beat up, broken up with, even arrested.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to wake up on a sidewalk in a pool of vomit, wondering where your car keys, wallet, and automobile are.
WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be the leading cause of pregnancy!
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