So I did
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Publié :21/1/2021 15h05
Dernière mise à jour :21/1/2021 15h10 7034 vues
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I was really feeling in the mood. I wanted do it. Suck on his 9-inch chocolate candy. I sent him an email. He got back late that night. He wanted come over so I can suck on his magic wand. He just walks in. Everything's dar He likes it that way. When I got in between his legs his cock was already hard. He really wanted suck on it. So I did.
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she wants me to make her pussy squirt
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Publié :20/1/2021 11h30
Dernière mise à jour :20/1/2021 11h37 6059 vues
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This chick I text her I was feeling bummed out I was having problems in my life she said she couldn't talk right now she was at work but she gave me some quick advice that's because she's a sweetheart an angel from heaven I told her it made me hot like sticking my cock in her pussy and fucking her really good she responded I can't wait and wanted to come over later that night she wanted to feel it in her pussy she wants me to make her pussy squirt
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I like chicks who are a little bit insane
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Publié :20/1/2021 9h59
Dernière mise à jour :20/1/2021 10h03 6107 vues
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I remember this chick. It was in Redondo Beach. She was really good looking but was flat chested. She was good-looking and she was a chick and she was interested in fucking. So we went to her place. She looked like a boy with a pretty girl face. And she had really pretty feet. So I wanted to do it.
She grabbed this baseball bat that was laid against the wall. She said she wanted to smash my head with it to prove my love for her. I thought she was crazy. She took the bat swung it at me I ducked. But her second swing hit my head knocking me unconscious.
The next day I woke up in the hospital. She was there by my bedside and asked do you still love me. This chick was crazy. This chick had some serious daddy issues. She wanted to kill her father because he didn't love her. So she took it out on every guy she met.
I could understand how she felt. I hated my father too. So I forgave her. She jumped up on the bed and rode me like a cowgirl. When the nurse came in she saw us fucking. She didn't do anything about it.
She got some really natural looking breast implants. And we lived happily ever after.
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Music
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Publié :20/1/2021 9h25
Dernière mise à jour :8/2/2021 15h09 6062 vues
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Skating Polly - Hail Mary (Official Video)
Now she's heard it a lot
When she couldn't respond
Tied her guts in a knot
Close call you know
Such a pretty cat
With so much brighter than bad
She's being eaten for that
Close call you know
She got hit so hard she just got up from the ground
If she ever hits back, I won't tell
Hey Mary, follow me out and we'll never walk back
Hey Mary, tell me honestly you'd never want that
Hail Mary, trust me, don't look back or it's gonna end badly
As it seeped through her mouth
The crowd was thrown upside down
Lil' star was burnt out
My broken shows
She got hit so hard she just got up from the ground
If she ever hits back, I won't tell
Hey Mary, follow me out and we'll never walk back
Hey Mary, tell me honestly you'd never want that
Hide they know, know lalalalala
Hide they know, know lalalalala
Round and round and round we go
Round and round and round we go
Hera says what a waste, I should be the star now
Hera says run away or I will run you out
Hera says what a waste, I should be the star now
Hera says run away I will run you out
Hide they know, know lalalalala
Hide they know, know lalalalala
Round and round and round we go
Round and round and round we go
Hey Mary trust me, yeah yeah
Hey Mary trust me
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a new beginning
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Publié :20/1/2021 9h18
Dernière mise à jour :15/12/2021 12h54 4933 vues
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The trash was taken out today. It happens on Wednesday. The garbage truck picks up the trash left by the side of the road. It was put in an orange garbage bag and left by the curb to pick up.
It was cleaning day on Wednesday. Everything was fresh and clean ready for a new beginning.
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squirt my load my creamy vanilla pudding inside her pussy
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Publié :19/1/2021 22h06
Dernière mise à jour :20/1/2021 9h21 5791 vues
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This chick told me to kiss her ass I said okay that's cool with me then she said spread my ass cheeks lick my asshole I said did you shower first is it all nice and clean she said yes she had washed out her ass she soaped up her ass dug her finger in her ass as far as my tongue could reach so it was nice and clean I didn't want to smell shit or the sweet taste of shit when I licked her asshole so slowly cautiously I approached her asshole to smell it first to see if it smelled clean then I tasted it with my tongue it was really clean so I licked out her asshole then I stuck my dick in her pussy fucked her for a really long time squirt my load my creamy vanilla pudding inside her pussy
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Music
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Publié :19/1/2021 16h33
Dernière mise à jour :19/1/2021 16h34 5366 vues
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Starcrawler - Bet My Brains
It's so dark, can you see me?
Under the neighborhood
Everybody's sleeping
Because the dirt feels good
Twinkles getting thirsty
The stars have drove him mad
Everybody's dreaming
Never coming
Bet my brains I've gone insane
Bet my brains I've gone insane
Shut me up and throw me away
Sacred blood running through my veins
Do you like your hands dirty?
Are you 'fraid of the dark?
You're like the broken toy
That nobody wants
They tell you, "Don't look down"
Nobody wants to come down
You have to fall to touch the ground
Nobody wants to come
Bet my brains I've gone insane
Bet my brains I've gone insane
Shut me up and throw me away
Sacred blood running through my veins
Oh, yeah
Do you know what I want?
Oh, yeah
Bet my brains I've gone insane
Bet my brains I've gone insane
Shut me up and throw me away
Sacred blood running through my veins
Hey
Hey
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His girlfriend's pussy was too tight but my ass was just right!
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Publié :19/1/2021 16h23
Dernière mise à jour :20/1/2021 8h35 6647 vues
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I remember this guy. We met at this bar. It was an open mic in Culver City. It was for original songs. So I sang a couple of my songs. This guy was kind of goofy. His songs sucked. But we became friends. We'd hang out and smoke weed at Venice Beach.
He had a girlfriend. She was this petite Asian chic But she had a really tight pussy and he couldn't fuck her because he had this huge -inch coc We were at his apartment in Venice Beach. And I was just sitting there when he told me.
I thought he was full of shit and he just wanted me to suck his dic So I said yeah right. You don't have a -inch dic I said prove it. Show your coc So he pulled his cock out and started stroking it. He was right it was inches! It was huge! I grabbed it! I want suck on it! So I sucked on his huge cock for a really long time then he fucked my ass with it.
His girlfriend's pussy was too tight but my ass was just right!
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He's America's new superhero!
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Publié :18/1/2021 8h46
Dernière mise à jour :19/1/2021 12h11 5797 vues
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There's this new superhero in town. But he's really disgusting and gross. He's called diarrhea man.
He shoots a heavy stream of diarrhea from his ass coating your face and your body. It gets into your eyes. Up your nose and in your mouth. You become infected and die a slow death.
They call him diarrhea man. He fights crime and evildoers. He's America's new superhero!
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Carolina
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Publié :16/1/2021 7h19
Dernière mise à jour :18/1/2021 8h48 5116 vues
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There once was a woman from Venus
her body was shaped like a penis
I couldn't understand
why she looked like a man
she had a vagina
her name was Carolina
But we couldn't figure out her genus
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Porn actor Dick Swellington
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Publié :13/3/2020 5h34
Dernière mise à jour :16/3/2020 7h29 4176 vues
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Hello everyone! My name is Dick Swellington! I am a porn actor from North Hollywood California in the San Fernando Valley. I am 32 6'2 200 lbs of solid muscle! I call myself Dick Swellington because my dick swells to 10 inches! I have done over a thousand porn movies! And fucked over a thousand women! Women seem to love my huge gigantic cock! Women recognize me on the street and want my autograph. Some women just want to fuck me!
But I've been having problems with my dick lately. It won't get hard! It just lays there limp! So I went to see my doctor. He said he has seen this sort of thing before. He asked me what I do for a living? I said I was a porn actor. I have done over a thousand movies and have fucked over a thousand women! Yes, the doctor said, I've seen this before. There's nothing wrong with your dick! It's just on vacation. It just wants some time to rest. Oh! Okay! How long of a vacation does my dick need?! Well, I don't know it could be months. Oh my! I said!
So I just waited it out. And to my surprise, my dick started working again! So I decided to go back to making porn movies but my dick went limp again! So I went back to the doctor to see what was wrong. The doctor said he has seen this thing as well. Your dick is tired of doing porn and wants to retire! Oh really, I said! So I guess I have to retire and find another job. That's when I decided to become an escort for a company in Beverly Hills. And guess what my cock sprang back to life again! I guess he liked the idea!
So there you have it a little introduction to myself. Thanks for reading everybody! This is Dick Swellington signing off for now!
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poetry
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Publié :22/1/2022 9h26
Dernière mise à jour :22/1/2022 9h32 2551 vues
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Dear Valentine,
You are magic
I am super
enchanted
to have you
in my Kingdom
I will always
be here
to adore
love you
Love,
Johnny
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