All Hail the Dick Pic!
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Publié :27/5/2022 11h45
Dernière mise à jour :20/7/2022 12h25 103843 vues
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Why are "dick pics" so polarizing? Ive noticed that women seem to either love dick pics or absolutely hate dick pics. There seems to be no middle ground when it comes to pics of male junk. It would seem to me, that dick pics would be welcomed by women and even encouraged, if for no other reason than, they eliminate valuable time being wasted on silly, meaningless dates. Ladies, think of how many times you have dated a guy for a few weeks or maybe months and finally its time for the clothes to come off and your guy's pants hit the floor, and.............so do your hopes of a great night of sex because between his legs hangs a thimble sized cock? Well not so much hangs, but protrudes. Or you immediately feel that Vlad the Impaler has been unleashed in your bedroom and your legs immediately slam shut as you think "oh hell no. Youre not coming at me with that thing." So ladies, embrace the dick pic with open uhhhh.....attitudes. And see the cock photo as yet another tool (pardon the pun), like a bank balance, or designer suit, or a bus ticket, that assists you in weeding through the countless swarms of horny men angling for your affection. Hail the dick pic!
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