Pick up Lines that work for girls...
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Publié :9/12/2014 5h32
Dernière mise à jour :22/5/2024 19h56 4309 vues
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This is actually hilarious... and I believe you gals will think this humorous as well. 7 out of 10 pick up Lines we use, work. Compared to their 2 out of 10 that work for them.
I'm going to list a few of my favorite because SOBER...I cant imagine using these, but they might come in handy one day !! LOL
#1 "are you a Candle", because I'm going to blow you."
#2 "are you a taxidermist? OK wanna try stuffing my pussy anyway?"
#3 "Do these feel real to you?"
#4 "I Don't Feel So Well, I think I need a shot of penis-illin."
#5 "IF I TOLD YOU I WORKED FOR UPS< would you let me handle your package?"
#6 "I KNOW WHY THEY CALL IT A BEAVER, because I'm dying for some wood."
#7 "I'M NOT WEARING ANY SOCKS, AND I HAVE THE PANTIES THAT MATCH!"
#8 "IS MY VAGINA CRYING? or are you just sexy?"
#9 "I'VE GOT THE BUNS, DO YOU HAVE THE HOT DOG?'
#10 "MY BODY HAS 206 BONES, WANT TO GIVE ME ANOTHER ONE?"
Really? I love it....would you guys buy these lines???
Do Tell, gotta know this...
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A drink and some conversation
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Publié :23/11/2014 21h02
Dernière mise à jour :4/11/2015 21h24 4213 vues
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I often wonder why the first words out of a lot of people txts are "I want to cum on your face". Wow really...come on peeps. I little playful banter, some small talk, a name is always a good start as well. I don't know about everyone else but if you want to fuck me before you know anything about me...I would think you fuck the multitude No one can really want that for several obvious reasons. Slow down everyone...Patience is really is a virtue. And remember Its quality not quantity...
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