Where is this magical couple?
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Publié :9/9/2018 5h28
Dernière mise à jour :15/9/2018 22h06 6218 vues
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So, as those of you who follow me know, I re invent often. Sometimes to avoid boredome, some times out of neccestiy. I have revisited the couples game and found that Big Guy (my awesome hubby) and I would like to meet a decent couple.
Now, what do I mean by decent exactly? You know me, always willing to share
The couple we seek is sane. Sanity to us means knowing that you have bills and responsibilite and not shirking them in favor of a high or a drunk or a fuck. The couple we seek is also intellignet. By that, I mean that you know your shit, whether that shit be digging ditches or brain surgery and that you dont fluff yourself by using big words and always having to be right. That shit is just plain annoying. Our couple should also be DDD free. Yes, 420 is a drug and no we dont care that you partake, just know that neither of us will and we dont want it around us. This magical couple should just plain have thir sht together. Ya know, be emotionally mature, secure and genuine.
What we have found so far is couples who give zero shits about us as people, more just about the quality of my blow jobs or the size of his dick. We are real people. We enjoy connection both between the sheets and in the streets. We have aslo found couples who have one member, usuall the guy, on a pusy quest and the lady basically giving him what he wants to keep him or keep him happy. Not cool, own your shit and say hat you mean/want/need.
So, I guess we keep looking, weeding out the wing nuts, assclowns and insecure children with grown up bodies.
Rant compete
Fuck well, y'all, place nice and live out loud!
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What to do....
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Publié :21/8/2018 20h35
Dernière mise à jour :9/9/2018 5h17 6889 vues
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So, you find yourself on the ass end of a shit relationship, finding out that the other person is a manipulative, calculating prick. You also know the other persons self abusive behaviors and risky sexual behavior. Then, low and behold, you see that person on passion. What to do? My inner human thinks, "you really should warn people" as you see the other person making new "friends" hand over fist. You want to save others the shit storm you waded through. But then you step back, take a deep breath and let it go because you are acutely aware that Karma is a complete bitch and that She will take the trash out for you.
Letting go of someone who sold you a person who genuinely cared about you, when in reality the person you bought was an emotionally abusive, manipulative, opportunistic, self serving, self absorbed , self righteous liar. Makes letting go so much easier. Makes appreciating those in your Circle a little easier. Makes guarding yourself against ass bags and general fuckery that much easier.
A heartfelt thanks to "that" person and that persons Toad. It was a slice, y'all......a slice of shit pie and I am unimaginaby better off. So, when you "like", "flirt" or message some random person, ask the right questions, ask the rest off the Lifestyle community, listen to the little voice in your head.
Live out loud, y'all, fuck well, and play nice!
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In too deep
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Publié :17/3/2018 21h05
Dernière mise à jour :21/8/2018 20h36 6729 vues
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Well, I did the absolute dumbest thing, I fell in love. Im poly, so you may ask, why is that dumb? Well, because I fell in love with the man I THOUGHT he was. A year later he leaves me crying in a dark parking lot and three months later breaks up with my via text. Class act, huh?
So, the healing part, yeah, about that. I had to do so much damn self work it was unreal. I started going to Gladiator Camp, I did all the silly things my therapist told me to do (look in the mirror and tell myself Im good enough, etc). I read all the books, I did all the things. Three months later, I came out from under a huge black cloud to realize a few things.
List time!
1. I was way too good for him
2. He couldn't handle real, true emotion
3. I am good enough
4. I am beautiful
5. I am capable of great things
6. I am stronger than anyone gives me credit for
Moral of the story is, never, ever settle. Dont give up your power. Never let anyone make you feel less than or like youre not important. You matter, you are good and you are worth it.
Sorry for the lack of sex in this particular blog. Sometimes we have to come out of the bedroom, right?
Have fun, fuck well and stay strong!
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Yeah, that just happened
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Publié :14/8/2017 9h50
Dernière mise à jour :22/8/2017 10h38 8756 vues
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Heya Fellow Fuckers!
So, yeah, its a known fact that I am poly, in addition to a being a swinger. So, I was relaying this information to a "gentleman", as I hide nothing and apologize for even less. His response, "Damn you women, you think you can just wave your magic pussy wand and men will fall at your feet and accept whatever scraps you give us." Uh, wtf?
First of all, if I had a magic pussy wand, I wouldnt be here. I would wave it and dudes would be knocking on my front door instead of me actively having to find them. Secondly, I don't want a man to fall at my feet. What fun is that? I want a man to throw me on the bed, or up against the wall, or bend me over the sofa, or slam me into the shower stall...but wait, I digress. I want a man to do the things men do, and falling at my feet is not among them. And lastly, scraps? I hate to be the one to tell ya, but chances are, every pussy you fuck has been fucked before. Shocking, I know, but you don't get first go at the pussy, so yeah, in essence, its all scraps.
Now, that being said, I get it. Men get a raw deal. This site gives free Gold to ladys, myself included, and men have to pay just to connect. However, I think men forget that we ladies are here looking for what you have, so the idea that we are holding a once a month meeting of the She Girl Man Haters Club and we decide on how we will make you grovel for the pussy is ridiculous.
So, how about we endeavor to play nice in the sand box. If a female wants to fuck you, she will, if she's not interested, she won't. And vice versa. Getting bent solves nothing and lest we forget, the life style is a microcosm and we all know each other. If John is an ass bag to me when I reject him, best believe that Im going to mention it to Sue next time I see her. Be kind, have fun, be honest and for heavens sake, don't judge.
Whew, rant complete!
Fuck well, my friends! {=}
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NO Married Men!
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Publié :8/5/2017 12h44
Dernière mise à jour :11/7/2017 10h04 8260 vues
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Wow, you come to an adult site, full of, ahem, adults and you proclaim that you want NO MARRIED MEN? Okay, let me pick apart this thing.
1. A large number of men, my husband included, have their wives complete permission and encouragement to fuck other women
2. Married men, you fuck, you send home
3. You don't have to pay for their mistakes (kids, poor job choices, stupid friends, etc)
4. They fuck well, ladies
A million other reasons to fuck a married man, but suffices to say, if you don't swing the bat, you have a 100% chance of never hitting a home run.
Yes, yes, before you lose your mind and get pious on me, I get it. There are married men on this site (and guess what, probably sitting in the cube beside you) who are cheating. News flash, chicks do it too and it makes as little sense when they do it as when men do it.
Point being, you can't judge or exclude an entire population of people. Doesn't make sense. What if the best fuck of your life happens to be married, to a woman who helped him pick out the outfit you get the pleasure of taking off of him? Just seems silly, life being a smorgasbord and all, to limit yourself to one food group.
Fuck well, all, and yes, fuck a married guy!
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On hygiene
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Publié :6/2/2017 12h48
Dernière mise à jour :6/2/2017 12h49 9040 vues
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Okay, was recently in a situation which offered me dinner at multiple Y's. Excellent, right? Hmmm, had it not been for the bottle of Skyy, not so much. Legs opened and DAYUM!!! I LOVE LOVE LOVE big girls, do not misunderstand. I won't deal with a Barbie, period. But as a bigger girl, the hygiene game changes. Yep, totally get it, harder to shave, but heres a tip. Close your eyes. You know that landscape pretty fucking well. I can shave in the dark. And ladies, not one single thing in the world wrong with rolls, I personally love them! But again hygiene game changer. Did you know you can put unscented deodorant down there and it will keep ya from getting all sticky and icky? Now ya do. No one wants to be poised above the pink buffet and it smell like a dumpster, right? Seriously, I was out buying groceries the next day, after two showers and I could STILL SMELL THAT SKANK SHIT!!! I immediately called my husband and my two partners and asked them, brutally honesty.........do I smell? Nope, nope and Hell No! Whew. Sorry to call out a sensitive thing, but ladies, we have all gone down on that guy, you know the one with the smelly sack. Yeah, its ten times as fucking gross when the go down upon-ee is a girl!
Moral of the story? Learn your landscape, unscented deodorant and throw some soap at that thing an hour before you do the nasty. If you dont, its is truly fucking nasty.
Live out loud, fuck well!
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Clear Communication
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Publié :12/12/2016 7h24
Dernière mise à jour :28/4/2024 15h51 9871 vues
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So, here's the recent situation that prompted this blog post. My BF, whom I have been with for a year, is great in bed. He's kind, respectful and a gentleman. We have a unique relationship, not love, but one of deep caring and respect. So, for our anniversary, I gave him another woman to play with. He did and said it was "respectable". Anyway, this woman proceeds to tell folks how my place at the "top of his totem pole" is going to "come to an end" and that he was going to leave my "fat ass on the curb crying." Hmmm, okay, lets look at this. My BF has several other play partners, I have always known this. We talk about it regularly, what can I say, he likes variety. However, he has in the past, and will continue, to give me priority with his schedule and he is basically at my beck and call. So anyway, I decided to let him know, just so he could be aware that she may be dealing with someone with issues. He then proceeds to tell me that its my call whether or not he sees her again. However, keep in mind, she has already told me that he has already asked her out for a second date. So, my question to him was, why tell me its my call when you've already made a second date. I was hurt, wondering if he was giving me lip service all this time just to get in my pants. I walked around pissed for about 24 hours. So we, met up and talked. He did not, in fact, ask her out for a second date. He reiterated to me that I was priority #1 and if I didn't want him to see her again, he wouldn't. Lets be clear, its not the fact that he fucked another woman, hell, I set it up knowing full well he was going to bang her. It was the fact that I felt devalued and lied to.
The moral of the story is, in this lifestyle absolute clear communication is critical. Don't wait until things fester and boil over. Talk, often, right when you're upset. Don't hold back any punches, say what you feel. Had I done that, I would have spared myself a days worth of hurt feelings and doubting someone who is very important to me. This is not the place for lies, trash talk or hidden agendas.
Fuck well and often!
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Ah, to be that clueless!
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Publié :2/12/2016 12h45
Dernière mise à jour :12/12/2016 7h12 9979 vues
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Heya all! Time for my spin on th topic of the moment.....stupidity.
Okay, so I was talking to a female friend who's new to the life style. She was going on and on about how "shallow" the m men were. She receives messages like "nice ass", "wanna fuck" and of course, "my cock is sooo hard." She was all offended and was bitching up a storm. Okay, deep breath ya twit, lets look at this thing objectively.
1. Dudes come to the life style for one reason.....to get their dicks wet
2. The lifestyle is not match dot com
3. You have a pussy, therefore, you have the power. If you want to fuck a guy, do it, if you don't, don't get bent, say "no thank you" and move on
4. Don't look a gift horse in the mouth. The lifestyle is a smorgasbord, sample it all. If you want that 4 letter word, go answer the nine thousand questions on e harmony!
Moral of the story, don't be stupid. The human animal was not genetically engineered to be monogamous. Does it bug me when. my husband would rather fuck his GF at any given time than me? Yep, sure does. Difference is, I am smart enough to know that it has nothing to do with me, he's just horny and wants to fuck. Shocker! News flash, I have a fuck buddy that is so much better in bed than my husband that I would take his damn trash out to the curb to fuck him! Its just the innate and hedonistic instinct to seek out pleasure.
Don't get stupid, people. The lifestyle is not for stupid people. It is for people who realize that sex and the 4 letter word are two different things. Of course we get jealous in the life style, but what separates us from the rest of the monogamous world is that we can look at the emotion for what it is: a reflection of our own insecurities and fear. Once you do that, deal with it, toss it and move on. Live the life, don't let it live you!
Fuck often and well!
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About to say fuck it....
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Publié :19/11/2016 20h36
Dernière mise à jour :23/11/2016 18h24 10122 vues
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Rant to follow, if you are faint of heart or have delicate sensibilities, STOP READING NOW! Those of you with the testicular fortitude to handle me, read on.
I am so sick of the ass bag men and their games. I am not a typical female, I say what I want and mean exactly what I say. I dont play games, I dont need a man to be strong for me and I dont ask for anything but some of their time. I want sex, period.
For the love of everything that hangs down and gets hard, guys, stop with the games. If you say you will be there, fucking be there. If I set up a threesome, foursome or moresome and I invite you, show the fuck up. If you say to me, "I'll message you tomorrow", grow some fucking fuzz on your peaches and do it! I get it, life gets in the way sometimes, but holy fuck, dudes, I truly hope you dont treat the people in your lives that actually mean something to you like you treat me.
So, moral of this story is, if you contact me, mean it. No, I will not send you pics, buy a fucking porno mag. No, I will not cyber with you, grow a pair and lets do skin to skin. No, I will not have phone sex with you, I can fake it just fine on my own. You have the innate advantage of higher levels of testosterone, ACT LIKE IT!
Rant complete! Play nice and fuck often!
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Big girls on top
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Publié :19/4/2016 9h03
Dernière mise à jour :20/4/2016 12h26 11924 vues
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So, my current fuck buddy, probably 6'2", 195, very athletic, loves to have me on top. Now, that being said, let me let you all in on a few things that go on in the head of a big girl when shes on top. Okay, the mood is set, he gives you the look and damn, now he wants you to top. Sure, BUT.......I am not only a big girl, I am tall with a longer torso, so when I am on top, I tend to use my arms to support myself or the head board, wall, back of the couch, etc. I just cant imagine that look being sexy to any man. Maybe Im wrong. Then there is the whole, am I gonna squish him or hurt him. Yeah, hes super athletic, but I probably outweigh him by a good 50 pounds. So I have to balance that fear with the whole, God I must look retarded thing, AND make sure hes getting what he wants. Now, I dont mind being on top at all, I really dont. Its not the end all, be all position for me but I am all about my partner, so if thats what he wants, Im all for it.
So, next time you ask a bigger girl to climb on top, here are some things you can do to ease the stress. Eye contact!! If youre looking at me, I know youre enjoying what you see. Thats the whole, Damn I must look retarded thing, ya see? Touch me. I dont care where, just do it. If your hands are by your sides, behind your head, anywhere but on me, makes me think you dont WANT to touch me and thats the kiss of death for a big girl. Accommodation. Understand that a lot of big girls cant do the on the feet, bounce like a rubber ball thing, were just not put together that way. Let us do what we do and enjoy what we do, critiquing us will get you a massive set of blue balls and a pissed off big girl. No fun for anyone. Appreciation. Yeah, I said it, appreciate the effort. I reward my lovers every chance I get, a little extra time spent giving a stellar head job, extra noise when youre doing it well, deeper kisses, you get the picture.
So, what have we learned? Some (not all) bigger girls stress about being on top. Bigger girls have enough body dysmorphic demons as it is, why add this one to the list?
And for you stupid fuckers who treat bigger girls like mopeds, yeah, you know who you are, just know this.......say what you want, hide us from your friends, but you keep bringing your asses back, so rethink your stance and appreciate the awesomness that MAKES you keep coming back.
Have fun, fuck often and enjoy!
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On Liars....
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Publié :26/2/2016 7h47
Dernière mise à jour :26/2/2016 10h35 12669 vues
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Yep, we've all met one, either in person or virtually. Liars. The worst of the worst. I don't get it, why bother. But, some see it as a way to get in your pants, I guess. For instance, he tells me he's 6'2" because my profile explicitly states that I have a height requirement, he shows up, he's about 5'7". Umm, well, something ain't right. He says, "I was hoping my personality and huge dick would get me where I needed to go." I responded, "It will, right back to your car, good luck!" Fast forward, next guy, "I'm not seeing anyone else." Okay, don't care if you are, but if you are I kinda need to know from a sexual health stand point, so kudos for manning up. So, I'm talking to a friend of mine whom I've known for quite some time who lives in another state. She's telling me about this awesome fuck she's found. You guessed it, met at a conference for work, on going and discreet, but lies on his part, none the less. I get it, women do it too, so no man bashing, I'm just going by what I have encountered as I am super cautious with my female playmates and haven't had one in over a year for this exact reason.
So, I guess the moral of the story is this, if you have a four inch dick, own it, learn to eat pussy like no other and work it! If you're 5'7", how about we be friends, I love making new friends! If you're married, seeing someone, etc., how bout you man up, get some fuzz on your peaches and say so? I'm not going to show up on your door step drunk and ruin it for you. Just be honest. This life style is difficult enough without lies. Can't we all just fuck and have fun???
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Thought I'd give it a try
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Publié :16/12/2015 11h54
Dernière mise à jour :16/12/2015 19h11 14045 vues
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Okay, so things come and things go and the thing now for some of my gentlemen seems to be fisting. Well, anyone who knows me, knows I am more than willing to try most anything, so I thought, why not. So I laid back, did my best to relax and gave it a shot. Okay, to the ladies out there who can do it, hats off to ya! An ENTIRE bottle of lube later, he still couldnt get past the wide part of his hand (and he had average sized hands at that!). Yes, I was relaxed, yes he was gentle, yes we tired alternate hand positions and going slowly. I guess it is an art form I am not woman enough to say I can do at this point. I have always been told I am super small, but never imagined it to be THIS true! Now, I am sore, I mean super outside the realm of reason kinda sore and the gentleman feels terrible. Moral of this story? Virginal tightness is a curse in some ways. I have known for a long time that I cant take much over about 7.5, 8 max and too girthy and I will have to pass. Mega toys? Nope, cant do it. Youd think after four kids, two of which are full term twins, all the old fashioned way, Id be a bit roomier, but nope, tighter than spandex on a Drag Queen. Perhaps there is no truth the old wives tale that a well used pussy is cavernous. Reckon they make stretching cream? Just a thought....
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Fat ugly bitches like you...
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Publié :15/12/2015 6h30
Dernière mise à jour :16/12/2015 11h54 14385 vues
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Yep, it happened again. I politely asked a "gentleman" to stop with the 30 messages a day after I had expressed no interested and it happened. "Ugly fat bitches like you never get any dick anyway, I was just going to fuck you because I felt sorry for you." Hmm, lets see. Ten minutes ago you were begging me to cyber with you and show you my "juicy, beautiful pussy", now I'm an ugly fat bitch. Uh huh, yeah. So, the moral of the story is that I'm only desirable if I say yes? I'm only hot if I fuck you right away on you terms? How insanely funny is that?
I receive no less than ten messages a day, from men from all walks of life. I am not saying I have my pick, what I am saying is that I don't have to scrape the bottom of the barrel for my fun. I understand rejection sucks, no one likes it and it stings, but when a female, or anyone for that matter, is polite and upfront, why be a dick? If I said something ugly, I could see anger and frustration, but when my exact words were, "please stop"??? From that I take away that this man was a narcissistic, self absorbed tool who was used to getting his way and was absolutely floored that I turned him down. News flash, shit like that happens every day. You won't win the lottery with every ticket, you won't get the best parking space at Wally World every trip and you won't get the hot waitress at Applebee's every time. Deal with it.
I appreciate men who are gracious and can take rejection like a man. When I express interest in a man and he rejects me with kindness and is forthright about it, I don't get bent, instead I thank him and wish him luck. The sex game is just that, a game. You win some, you lose some. And just like all games, sore losers look like pussys at the end of the day. So the real moral of the story is this, if a woman, or man for that matter, rejects you, suck it up and move on. Don't be a dick, or a bitch, and take it personally. Everyone has preferences and you will not be everyone's cup of tea.
Having said all that, did I get my feelings hurt? Maybe for three seconds, then I opened up the next email and kept it moving. Life is short, fuck well and often, my friends. Let the kids throw shade, they call this passion for a reason!
Happy Hunting!
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