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Massage for Sexual Health
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Publié :1/7/2018 7h44
Dernière mise à jour :4/5/2019 3h52 1578 vues
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I have learned over the years that giving a good massage to a woman leads to good sex. Women seem to need a massage more than men.
I have learned how to give a massage using very simple tools. They are: vanilla scented candles, a Whal massager with heat, two vibrators- one small the other large, scented oil (vanilla) and of course two large hands.
Starting at the neck and shoulders using oil massage out any tense muscles. Then use the whal massager and get those muscles relaxed out. Work your way down paying special attention to the butt and feet. When you get to the feet you work your way back up.
OOPS!! I forgot to tell you that while doing this you are naked and are straddling the woman. Oh, the vibrators can be removed or repositioned on your way back up.
Then you work on the front. Straddling is important because the woman will be in a heightened state of excitement especially when the massage gets to the breasts and nipples. Straddling will help to hold the woman in position to get the job done all the way to the feet. Then work your way back up.
Don't forget the CLIT. That will need some extra attention. Popping the clit out of it's hidden spot and giving lip and tongue service better know as a blow job.
That's a full service massage. It's interesting how women ask men can you keep up or can you last for hours.
Do you think you can keep up after my massage?
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Read This book
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Publié :11/5/2015 9h08
Dernière mise à jour :27/4/2024 19h30 3945 vues
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If you want to get an idea about what is going on in the Middle East read "Lawrence in a Arabia'. It is fascinating. Not to be confused with Lawrence of Arabia. It is also out in audio book. Twenty one CD's. Audio is better for a refresher after reading the book.
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You want to kiss?
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Publié :7/5/2015 18h51
Dernière mise à jour :29/9/2015 23h05 4064 vues
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There are about one thousand different bacteria living in an average persons mouth. About seven hundred have been identified.
If you kiss someone it's fine if you have the same bacteria but what if you don't. Your mouth has been where lately? Are you or have you been with someone that likes to tongue a butt hole?
Ever feel a tickle in your eyelashes? That's for another time.
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Just another WTF
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Publié :8/12/2014 1h51
Dernière mise à jour :9/12/2014 9h51 5574 vues
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Now they are saying there is strains of bacteria resistant to antibiotics such as the clap and it's going to be epidemic. Now wouldn't that be something, die from the clap.
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Eight hours sleep?
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Publié :6/11/2014 8h06
Dernière mise à jour :12/2/2017 15h46 5976 vues
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Now that I'm working less and playing more it's a bummer that there isn't any one around to play at two a.m..
So I'm working at sleeping eight hours instead of my usual four hours. It's working, I'm up to six hours and a couple of times I got to eight hours.
The real hard part is switching the time I sleep from afternoons to night time.
I should just start working again.
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I got the big one-Not, thank God.
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Publié :9/9/2014 20h50
Dernière mise à jour :27/4/2024 19h30 6581 vues
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Some years ago a friend and I were drinking after working on our trucks. Since we were at a shop in the boonies there wasn't a bathroom. Mother nature called at the same time for both of us, time to water the bushes. I unzipped and was getting some relief. My friend was fumbling around so I looked over and asked if his zipper was stuck when he pulled out the biggest hog leg I've ever seen. I just stared and of course I said women must line up to be serviced.
Now for the surprise. He told me his grandfather and father were also big and it is the biggest curse put on man. He would trade that big dick for a smaller one. Women take one look at that hog leg and are doubtful and you can't get it in all the way which is frustrating.. When you have to sit a long period of time it's uncomfortable.
Now I know about the sitting part. When I drive for long periods I have to reach inside my pants and readjust things. When I really get into sex and need to finish the job there is a point where it won't go in further in certain positions.
How do women accommodate the "Big One"?
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Fat cells are screaming.
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Publié :10/6/2014 16h55
Dernière mise à jour :27/4/2024 19h30 7190 vues
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Got my breathing and balance back. I've got the muscles trained to accept some punishment. But I think it's going to take a little longer than a couple of months. But I want to do more than get back to where I was.
Screaming cells? You don't know what a fat cell sounds like when it's getting squeezed out of the muscle? It sounds like pain.
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I'm disgusted!!!!!
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Publié :28/5/2014 6h51
Dernière mise à jour :7/5/2015 18h51 7434 vues
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I use to be able to knock out a hundred sit-ups with a fifty pound weight on my chest. Now I can barely do fifty sit-ups with a twenty pound weight. It's going to be a couple of months before I'm back in shape, at least I hope it's only that long.
Jeese, I wish I was one of those little people that don't have the bone and muscle mass. Then it won't look so bad. You could just lose weight and be done with it.
Is that a good enough pitty party or should I run naked thru the streets, scare the hell out of everyone.
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Married and Horny all the time!!! Really?
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Publié :28/4/2014 10h20
Dernière mise à jour :26/6/2014 4h57 7569 vues
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If you have a partner and YOU can't get him to jump your bones a couple of times a day? Go to sex therapy, go to a whore house but the problem isn't his, it's yours. I've yet to find a woman that can't get a mere man interested in sex. I don't care how busy he is or tired that second brain down below sniffs out sex and comes to attention.
A mans testosterone is at its lowest at the end of the day and when a man is in a relationship and children come along testosterone drops.
Figure it out. Your a woman and your more creative than a man will ever be.
Quickies are great for taking the edge off until a person has time to get down to business.
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The Perils of Pauline.
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Publié :21/4/2014 13h03
Dernière mise à jour :27/4/2024 19h30 7441 vues
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Your given a room key and told to follow the instructions once inside the room. In the room you find a chair with blindfolds and instructions.
The instructions were simple, put on the blindfold sit in the chair and wait.
Some time later you hear the door open. A man and woman? enter. You can tell from the scent of cologne and perfume.
Will Pauline get more than she wanted?
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Where have I traveled?
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Publié :18/3/2014 7h35
Dernière mise à jour :27/4/2024 19h30 7564 vues
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Columbia, mo,-Portland, OR,-McAllen, TX-Nashville, TN-Boise, ID-Mount Vernon, IL
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