Waking hard . . .
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Publié :2/10/2021 4h00
Dernière mise à jour :3/10/2021 4h25 14972 vues
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Waking up is the second hardest thing in the morning
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Sex or coffee
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Publié :1/10/2021 5h17
Dernière mise à jour :2/10/2021 3h48 14961 vues
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There are some mornings when that first cup of coffee is so good.
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Getting Wayed?
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Publié :30/9/2021 5h07
Dernière mise à jour :1/10/2021 5h16 15108 vues
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oe took his blind date to the carnival.
“What would you like to do first, Kim?" asked Joe.
“I want to get weighed," she said.
They ambled over to the weight guesser.
He guessed 120 pounds. She got on the scale; it read 117 and she won a prize.
Next the couple went on the ferris wheel.
When the ride was over, Joe again asked Kim what she would like to do.
“I want to get weighed," she said.
Back to the weight guesser they went.
Since they had been there before, he guessed her correct weight, and Joe lost his dollar.
The couple walked around the carnival and again he asked where to next.
“I want to get weighed," she responded.
By this time, Joe figured she was really weird and took her home early, dropping her off with a handshake.
Her roommate, Laura, asked her about the blind date,
“How'd it go?"
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Son of a Preacher Man
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Publié :29/9/2021 5h10
Dernière mise à jour :29/9/2021 20h05 15016 vues
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You occasionally see surveys of the "sexiest" songs. I was working out yesterday and Son of a Preacher Man, by Dusty Springfield came on.
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Backseats?
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Publié :22/9/2021 4h14
Dernière mise à jour :23/9/2021 4h48 15502 vues
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In the future, the backseats will be a fun sex experience while the car is driving you to your destination.
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Missionary?
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Publié :20/9/2021 3h51
Dernière mise à jour :22/9/2021 4h13 15790 vues
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I prefer missionary sex because . . .
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