Transitioning?
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Publié :28/12/2021 5h41
Dernière mise à jour :29/12/2021 3h26 16208 vues
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After a male transitions into a female,
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Supplements?
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Publié :27/12/2021 3h19
Dernière mise à jour :28/12/2021 5h40 16684 vues
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My body can't produce its own alcohol . . .
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Xmas tale?
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Publié :24/12/2021 5h02
Dernière mise à jour :25/12/2021 3h47 15954 vues
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If a horse knocked on my door this evening . . .
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Streaking?
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Publié :21/12/2021 4h00
Dernière mise à jour :22/12/2021 4h13 17000 vues
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I always wear clothes when cleaning windows . . .
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Cockberry Bush, a new story
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Publié :20/12/2021 4h19
Dernière mise à jour :22/12/2021 4h13 17163 vues
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The phrase "cock buried" came up in a sexting session with a good friend. My phone autocorrected it to "cockberry." A story hence born and is below. I hope you enjoy.
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Remove Before Flight
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Publié :18/12/2021 5h24
Dernière mise à jour :19/12/2021 5h13 17361 vues
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Remove Before Flight
If you visit a general aviation airport, you are likely to see bright red streamers or tags emblazoned with the phrase Remove Before Flight dangling from some airplanes. The streamers will be attached to various gust locks or instrument inlet covers to protect the plane's parts from strong winds. They are, obviously, supposed to be removed before the airplane is flown. Sadly, this doesn't always happen. Pilots have been known to take off with control surfaces locked in place and inoperative instruments. You can buy the markers from most aviation vendors.
A subculture of products has developed over the years. Applying a humorous and sexy twist to the principle, Remove Before Flight, has now been emblazoned on a variety of pieces of clothing. It started with t-shirts but quickly spread to other, sexier garments. Now, a brief internet search can find these safety instructions printed on booty shorts, panties, thongs, nighties, and yoga pants.
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