Look what was found at 2am
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Publié :6/8/2008 11h42
Dernière mise à jour :2/2/2011 21h27 12718 vues
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That's right......my roommate woke me up and told me to hurry and get to her room she has to show me something. All I could think was the house is flooding.
I was I shocked to see what was on her headboard..........*see pic*
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Feel I have to rant a little
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Publié :19/3/2008 18h05
Dernière mise à jour :13/6/2008 11h19 11521 vues
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I think my biggest complaint on this site is the number of men who want to just meet at anywhere between 11pm and 2am. I for one won't do that, at all..and especially on a first meet.
It's almost like they are ashamed to be seen with the likes of me. Or they are hiding from a significant other..or both.
Sorry for the soap box, but it just baffles me sometimes........
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Great Thoughts..!!!
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Publié :9/3/2008 12h59
Dernière mise à jour :28/4/2024 4h58 11472 vues
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Living on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun.
Birthdays are good for you: the more you have the longer you live.
How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you're on.
I have noticed that the people who are late are often so much jollier than the people who have to wait for them.
If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
Most of us go to our grave with our music still inside of us.
If Wal-Mart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing in store is free yet?
You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.
We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors...but they all have to learn to live in the same box.
Everything should be made as simple as possible, but no simpler.
A truly happy person is one who enjoy the scenery on a detour.
Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.[/SIZE]
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A Single Gal's Bedtime Prayer
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Publié :25/2/2008 20h47
Dernière mise à jour :7/2/2011 12h04 11649 vues
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Now I lay be down to sleep,
I pray for a man who's not a creep.
One who's handsome, smart and strong.
He's not afraid to admit he's wrong
One who thinks before he speaks.
When he promises to call, he doesn't wait 6 weeks.
I pray that he is gainfully employed.
Won't lose his cool when he's annoyed.
Pulls out my chair and opens my door.
Massages my back and begs to do more.
Oh! Send me a man who will make love to my mind. Knows what to say when I ask, " How fat is my behind?"
One who'll make love till my body's a'itchin, He brings me a sandwich too, when he goes to the kitchen.
I pray that this man will love me to no end, And would never compare me to my best friend.
Thank you in advance and now I'll just wait, for I know you will send him before it is too late.
AMEN
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A Poem.....
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Publié :15/5/2007 6h55
Dernière mise à jour :15/6/2010 20h42 11792 vues
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Cold and Methodic Silent is She
Once upon a time freedom you sought
In her chains the freedom you will find
Fires burning brightly deep within your soul.
Cold and smooth, the chains they bind.
Emotions mixed, over flowing from your belly
Fires they set, melting your core, streaming out
Chains they bind, weighing you down,
Your Freedom is found!!
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Who's Brave Enough????
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Publié :11/5/2007 21h21
Dernière mise à jour :3/3/2011 19h52 12040 vues
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You opened it so you HAVE to repost it! A test of your bravery.
Here's how it works:
Statistically speaking, unless you are a total hermit, social retard, or ugly as a bag of spoiled ass...
There's at least 1 person on your network that wants to date you or REALLY sleep with you. So..... lets play "friends with benefits"
The rules are simple... if you want to date the person who posted this, send them a msg saying "Im yours".
If you just want to sleep with them and stay friends, send them a message that says "whenever you want it ".
SCARED? LOL
THE TWIST IS YOU HAVE TO REPOST THIS
& see who replies. There is at least 1 person on your network that wants to date you, and maybe more that want to truly sleep with you.
Are you brave enough?
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Wrath,Sloth,Gluttony,Envy...questions and my answers
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Publié :4/4/2007 11h13
Dernière mise à jour :24/4/2007 21h00 11894 vues
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WRATH
1. Who did you last get angry with?
people where I work
2. What is your weapon of choice (mind, body or other)?
Mind
3. Would you hit a member of the opposite sex?
Never
4. How about of the same sex?
If I had to..lol
5. Who was the last person who got really angry at you?
my daughter
6. What is your pet peeve?
People not using there blinker while driving
7. Do you keep grudges, or can you let them go easily?
Can let them go....
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SLOTH
1. What is one thing you're supposed to do daily that you haven't?
Nothing that I can think of
2. What is the latest you've ever woken up?
10am
3. Name a person you've been meaning to contact, but haven't?
My Uncle
4. What is the last lame excuse you made?
before 7pm..can't use my cell
5. Have you ever watched an infomercial all the way through?
yes
6. When was the last time you got in a good workout?
Workout?? I'm on my feet sometimes for 12 hours aday...I ain't going to work out..lol
7. How many times did you hit the snooze button on your alarm clock today?
Don't use an alarm clock
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GLUTTONY
1. What is your overpriced yuppie beverage of choice?
Caramel Frappachino
2. Favorite food that you can't just eat one of.
Pizza
3. What is the greatest amount of alcohol you've had in one sitting/outing/event?
I never over do it when i am drinking
4. Have you ever used a professional diet company?
No
5. Do you have an issue with your weight?
Yes...in my eyes I do
6. Do you prefer sweet food, salty or spicey?
Sweet/Salty
7. Have you ever looked at a small house pet or child and thought "lunch"?
Ummm..NO!!!
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LUST
1. How many people have you seen naked (not counting movies/family)?
ummm.....dunno..probably about 10-15
2. How many people have seen YOU naked (not counting physicians/family)?
same
3. Have you ever caught yourself staring at the chest/crotch of a member of the opposite gender during a normal conversation?
Daily!!!
4. Have you "done it"?
Every way imaginable
5. How far have you gone to get what you want sexually?
I won't drive to a guy.....
6. Have you ever paid for sex?
No
7. Have you ever had to get tested for an STD or pregnancy?
Well I do have a 15 year old girl, and get tested regularly
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GREED
1. How many credit cards do you own?
0
2. What's your guilty pleasure store?
PetStore and Male Strip Club
3. If you had $10 million, what would you do with it?
Spend 500k on a house, invest some and blow some
4. Would you rather be rich or famous?
Rich
5. Would you accept a boring job if it meant you would make megabucks?
Yes
6. Have you ever stolen anything?
No
7. Would you destroy your best friend to get what you wanted?
No!
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PRIDE
1. What's one thing you have done that you're most proud of?
Got out of a bad marriage
2. Whats one thing have you done that your parents are most proud of?
My parents haven't been around since I was 14
3. What things would you like to accomplish in your life?
See my daughter through college and watch her raise a family..eventually
4. Do you get annoyed by coming in second place?
A little, but not too bad
5. Have you ever entered a contest of skill, knowing you were of much higher skill than all the other competitors?
Yes
6. Have you ever cheated on something to get a higher score?
No
7. What did you do today that you're proud of?
I did laundry..lmao 
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ENVY
1. What item (or person) of your friends would you most want to have for your own?
trucks
2. Who would you want to swap lives with for a day?
Sheila Varian (she owns Varian Arabians in CA)
3. If you could be anyone else in the world, who would you be?
Just me
4. Have you ever been cheated on?
Yes
5. Have you ever wished you had a physical feature different from your own?
Yes
6. What inborn trait do you see in others that you wish you had for yourself?
cheerfulness
7. Would you make someone look bad on purpose so you could have a chance with their dominant or submissive?
Never
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Finally, what is your favorite deadly sin?
LUST !!!
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Once again it happens
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Publié :19/3/2007 7h03
Dernière mise à jour :3/3/2011 19h53 12073 vues
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Since moving to Myrtle Beach, SC last Sept..I have noticed one thing about the guys I have met.
Every single one of them treats me differently after meeting me. Most just fall off the face of the earth never to be heard of again.
They know going into the meet, that more than likely there won't be any sex. And still it is like a big shocker that even though I told them I was fat...they still think I deceived them in some way.
Personally I ain't into sleeping with every guy that crosses my path, there has to be some sore of chemistry at least.
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In Honor of....lmao
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Publié :23/2/2007 19h13
Dernière mise à jour :17/6/2008 12h34 12034 vues
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In Honor of Stupid People . . . .
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.
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On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
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On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
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On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....)
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On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)
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On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
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On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(..and you thought????...)
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On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
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On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(...I'm taking this because???....)
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On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)
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On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
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On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
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On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)
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On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
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On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)
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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even chuckle)...
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THE HUSBAND STORE.....just for laughs........
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Publié :29/1/2007 8h21
Dernière mise à jour :17/6/2008 12h36 12407 vues
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A new "Husband Store" has just opened in New York City that sells husbands.
When women go to choose a husband, they must follow the instructions posted at the entrance:
"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE! There are 6 floors and the value of the husbands increase as you ascend the flights. You may choose any
husband from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down, except to exit the building!"
So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband. On the 1st floor, the sign on the door reads: "Floor 1 - These men Have Jobs."
The 2nd floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids."
The 3rd floor sign reads: "Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely Good Looking."
"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
She goes to the 4th floor and sign reads: "Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking and Help With Housework."
"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads: "Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Good Looking, help with Housework and Have a
Strong Romantic Streak."
She is so tempted to stay, but can't resist going on. She goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads: "Floor 6 - you are visitor 31,456,012 to
this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store."
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opened a "New Wives" store just across the street. Here's what it has.
The 1st floor has wives that love sex.
The 2nd floor has wives that love sex and have money.
The content of the 3rd through 6th floors are unknown, as they have never been visited
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I'm Sorry
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Publié :24/1/2007 6h41
Dernière mise à jour :23/2/2007 19h13 12011 vues
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I'm sorry
if I'm not skinny enough for you to see my ribs.
I'm sorry
if I'm not tan enough for you
I'm sorry
if I'm not a playboy model so I can't act like a porn star for you.
I'm sorry
If i don't have a dream body that turns you on.
I'm sorry
if im not tall enough.
I'm sorry
If I can't look "hott" every minute
I'm sorry
if my hair is not long enough.
But most of all...
I'm sorry that most guys can't accept a girl for who they really are.
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My Opinion about men and Relationships..for what it is worth
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Publié :10/12/2006 8h41
Dernière mise à jour :1/8/2007 21h52 12319 vues
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The Truth about Men.....all women this is a must to read
If a man wants you....
If a man wants you,nothing can keep him away.
If he doesn't want you,nothing can make him stay.
Stop making excuses for a man and his behavior.
Allow your intuition (or spirit)to save you from heartache.
Stop trying to change yourself for a relationship that's not meant to be.
Slower is better.
Never live you life for a man before you find what makes you truly happy.
If a relationship ends because the man was not treating you as you deserve then heck no,you can't "BE FRIENDS".A friend wouldn't mistreat a friend DON'T settle.
If you feel like he is stringing you along,then he probably is.
Don't stay because you think"IT WILL GET BETTER".You'll be mad at yourself later for staying when things are not better.
The only person you can control in a relationship is you.
Avoid men who's got a bunch of children by a bunch of different women.He didn't marry them when he got them pregant,Why would he treat you and differently?
Always have your own set of friends separate from his.
Maintain boundaries in how a guy treats you.
If something bothers you,speak up.
Never let a man know everything.He will use it against you later.
You cannot change a man's behavior.Change comes from within.
Don't ever make him feel he is more important than you are....even if he has more education or a better job.Do not make him into a quasi-god.
He is a man,nothing more nothing less.
Never let a man define who you are.
Never borrow someone else's man.
Oh Lord!If he cheated with you,he'll cheat on you.
A man will only treat you the way you ALLOW him to treat you.
All men are not DOGS.
You should not be the one doing all the bending....compromise is a two-way street.
You need time to heal between relationship..there is nothing cute about baggage...deal with your issues before pursuing a new relationship.
You should never look for someone to COMPLETE you....A relationship consists of two whole individuals...look for someone complimentary....not supplementary.
Dating is fun...even if he doesn't turn out to be Mr.Right.
Make him miss you sometimes...when a man always knows where you are,and your always readily available to him-he takes it for granted.
Don't fully commit to a man who doesn't give you everything that you need.
Keep him in your radar but get to know others.
He should be your BEST FRIEND,not your father,you already have one.
Share this with other ladies....You'll make someone SMILE, or maybe even make her RETHINK her choices.
They say it takes a minute to find a special person,an hour to appreciate them,a day to love them and an entire lifetime to forget them.
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ONLY FOR MEN WITH GUTS.......
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Publié :17/11/2006 6h49
Dernière mise à jour :30/10/2011 3h01 12501 vues
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Ok guys we know how you feel about the women who don't appreciate a good guy and all the women who have even agreed and reposted it.
But why is it u lose your balls when the shoe is put on your foot
Guys don't want a good woman either
She has to be barbie thin
Big boobs
Model beautiful
And it doesn't matter how much love she has to give or how loyal she is you guys won't give a first or second look if she isn't what you want.
Kinda double standard don't you think
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