Man Jokes................lmao
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Publié :8/8/2009 16h42
Dernière mise à jour :8/8/2009 20h34 3283 vues
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One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied.
"What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, " OHIO STATE ! "
And they say
blondes are dumb.... 
Q: What do you call a handcuffed man?
A: Trustworthy.. 
A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make
you the happiest woman in the world.."
The woman replies, 'I'll miss you........ 
Dear Lord,
I pray for Wisdom to understand my man;
Love to forgive him;
and Patience for his moods.
Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength,
I'll beat him to death.
AMEN 
Q: What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping
for breath and calling your name?
A: You did not hold the pillow down long enough.
Q: Why do men whistle when they are sitting on the toilet?
A: It helps them remember which end to wipe..  
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TGIF and SHIT
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Publié :7/8/2009 6h25
Dernière mise à jour :20/5/2024 13h36 3227 vues
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Thank God It's Friday
A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered the elevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, "T-G-I-F" (letters only).
He smiled at her and replied, "S-H-I-T" (letters only)."
She looked at him, puzzled, and said, "T-G-I-F" again.
He acknowledged her remark again by answering, "S-H-I-T."
The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly "T-G-I-F" another time.
The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, "S-H-I-T."
The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, "T-G-I-F, Thank Goodness It's Friday, get it?"
The man answered, "Sorry, Honey, It's Thursday."
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My new attitude
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Publié :3/8/2009 14h55
Dernière mise à jour :3/8/2009 17h32 3545 vues
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Fuck the fucking fuckers!!
oh wait, that's much like the old one ha? 
Oh wells, good to know that some things never change 
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Beware.......
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Publié :17/7/2009 23h06
Dernière mise à jour :2/8/2009 1h37 4166 vues
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of the  Ninjas?
Apparently they like little slutty girls like me
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Fan mail............what a fucktard~!
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Publié :14/7/2009 16h51
Dernière mise à jour :16/7/2009 21h40 4448 vues
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Deesignhim
Don't you just love when you open your email and there is a fucktard in there?
Deesignhim: You are one sick person
Me: And your point is?
Deesignhim: you are the sick bithch in the collar, that is sick
OK>>>> I let it go cuz he's a fucktard right?
Email #2
Deesignhim: You are the stupid fuck all trussed up like a turkey, who is stupid you whore
I'm thinkin I have bigger balls than he does
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Skin
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Publié :10/7/2009 8h53
Dernière mise à jour :10/7/2009 18h20 3382 vues
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Are you comfortable in your own skin?
I've walked down many paths on my journey...some good...some bad...but something I've always noticed in others is if they are comfortable with themselves. It took me a few years to be able to accept who I am, physically, mentally and emotionally.
Do you let you little light shine or do you hide in the dark closet all alone?
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Pants........pants
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Publié :7/7/2009 13h37
Dernière mise à jour :16/7/2009 21h40 3820 vues
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I mean......who needs them
They just end up down around my ankles anyways
Yep.......highly overrated!
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