New Year Resolutions
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Publié :29/12/2016 20h49
Dernière mise à jour :24/5/2024 5h16 1931 vues
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Happy New Year to one and all. Here's my list
1. Have a 6 some
It means 2 ladies sucking my nipples , 1 lady sucking my cock, 1 lady kissing my lips, 1 shemale in my ass and 1 lady sucking my balls.
2. Find out exactly how many orgasms I can have in 1 day
Its been quite some time since I counted. Its always best to update your statistics.
3.Get laid by the youngest adult lady possible
Best if she just turned 18 on the exact time of my orgasm
4. Get laid by the oldest adult lady possible
Is there any limit?
5. Check my tolerance limits with a dominatrix
Will I just faint or need hospitalization?
6. Check how high can I get
Is there a limit?
These are the ones which come to mind immediately. Will see if this list needs updating.
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The thrill of entering Event Horizon
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Publié :27/12/2016 21h00
Dernière mise à jour :24/5/2024 5h16 1955 vues
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When I was young, just like so many of us, I was fascinated by old folks. What would it be like to know that you were pretty much going to die? That the effect was a foregone conclusion and one could literally pick and chose the causes. You either die or live on to suffer miserably.
What could I learn from an old person? What kind of secret knowledge have they been able to accumulate in their existence on this planet ? Surely they must be aware of so many more things than i was? What was it like to have a near death like experience?
Now that I am in the 7th decade of my life, I am finding out those answers for myself.And the 2 most important realizations that I have are most exhilarating almost bordering on my first orgasm.
1. I have nothing to lose. No one can fuck my life more than I have already managed to since the past 70 years.
2. Been there, done that.
The only thing left , the only frontier left unexplored is to leave this dimension and enter the next one. What will happen then? Will I be conscious? If so, will I be able to have sex? Will it be the same way as here or will it happen differently? I mean I have read about all the possibilities from reaching Heaven or simply ceasing to exist or to enter a parallel universe. But its one thing to read about it and quite another to get first hand knowledge.
Either way it sounds quite exciting.
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About Me
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Publié :26/12/2016 5h41
Dernière mise à jour :24/5/2024 5h16 1854 vues
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As my profile states, I am a liberated evolving withering guy in the sunset years of his life. Thanks to my selfish nature, I have been discarded and left alone by my friends and family. I dont blame them. No one can tolerate me. Not even myself. I have a huge fortune which I refused to part with even after my death to my family and so they have left me.
Now I spend most of my time soliciting sexual relations on a full time basis with the strong urge to fuck everything I see. I see such examples in nature, when some trees try to bear fruit in extreme temperatures when they know they cannot survive.
I spent my entire adult life seeking answers, seeking perfection, but I found out that it was not worth it. Now I simply enjoy fucking and web cam and don't give a shit. In fact if I find a good enough fuckable partner, I may even consider transferring my properties to them. I made my fortunes on my own, so in case my progeny have my genes, they will be able to do so as well - No regrets.
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Health Tips while using passion
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Publié :26/12/2016 5h19
Dernière mise à jour :24/5/2024 5h16 1709 vues
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I spend most of my left over life on this website. So after having used it so extensively, I have discovered some health tips which I want to share for all of you who still have many years ahead of you.These help you enjoy the full benefits of this wonderful site without ignoring your health which you need to perform.
1. Take regular breaks instead of sitting continuously. I know you dont want to miss a second of that broadcast, but the best thing about this site is the variety I have seen lately. So it's best to get up once every 30 minutes or so and give your arms , legs and other parts the much needed circulation
2. Don't much while on the computer. Keyboards and mouse are some of the most infected instruments so its best to avoid snacking and chatting.
3. Don't compromise your sleep. Turning off all gadgets , 2-3 hours before sleep helps good sleep. Now I know your favorite web cam show broadcaster lives in the time zone which essentially requires you to forget what sleeping means, but unless you are a freak of nature, you need your 8-10 hours quality sleep if you want to last. Good sleep also helps in weight control and muscle definition which keep you in the game.
4. Keep one hand for the computer and one for feeling yourself. You really dont want to know what kind of germs cocktail you are producing when you slide your fingers over or inside your private parts and use the same fingers to type or click.It gets even weirder when its the two of you on the computer.
5. Clean your hands and keyboard/ mouse often
I know the voyeuristic and narcissist tendencies get the better of us, but a healthier body helps sustain the longevity of the pleasures we are all here to seek.
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Therapeutic Massage Parlors - Placebos or Treatments?
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Publié :27/5/2016 4h02
Dernière mise à jour :24/5/2024 5h16 4450 vues
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The best thing that has happened in India is the mushrooming of "Spa" s in every almost every nook and corner of cities, particularly Urban centers like Delhi/ Hyderabad/ Mumbai, BANG-A-LURU , etc. Tier 2 and 3 towns have also had a good market for such places.
Someone may say there is nothing remarkable about this and those who say so belong to 2 categories.
1. Those who feel there is nothing remarkable about having a sauna and steam and other treatment facility
2. Those who feel there is nothing remarkable about these facilities being used as sex centers.
To both members of this audience, (innocent and experienced) I say, that what I found remarkable was the moment you discover that the Spa s are actually sex centers and I was so thrilled when I discovered this the first time , that it took me back in time when I lost my virginity.
This was about 4 years ago, when I was going for physiotherapy in a hospital for sharp pain and partial paralysis in my left arm. I was given the regular tens machine treatment, the hot towel treatment and some exercises under supervision.
One day I told the physio lady that I felt like someone should massage my left arm and collar bone for pain relief. " Our Hospital is providing you comprehensive physio therapy treatment to correctly address the needs of your condition within the parameters of your Doctor's prognosis, your CT scan reports and your medical history." the bitch answered robotically.
I shrugged it off , as she started applying the stinky lubricant gel behind my neck to attach the electrodes. It was like I was a fucking lab rat and a burden on her, notwithstanding the huge amount I was paying for this shit.
On my way back home I saw several billboards/ hoardings/ signboards of spas. There were Ayurvedic Spas, Oasis Spas, Thai Spas. I saw some people coming out of those spas. This prompted me to enter one .
The ambiance was not bad. Low lighting, soothing music, incense sticks and a beauty at the reception.
She gave me a catalogue of Foot Massage, Head Massage , Stone therapy etc. I took up a Head and arms massage and was taken to one of the cabins with the massage table in the center. It has a shower and sauna cabin in it too.
After overcoming the little embarrassment of having to strip, and wear some tiny underwear stuff, I fairly enjoyed the session. It wasn't bad. The massage was ok, the chick was good, the bath was good and every fucking body behaved as if I was some VIP. I felt invigorated and my neck and arm pain was almost gone for a few hours that day.
Needless to say I substituted my Physio therapy, with these massage sessions, (Fuck the Doctor and Physio) .
Around the 4th or 5th session, I was asked to go to the cabin on the 1st Floor, I had opted for "Swedish Massage" . The girl was petite and very pretty and her fingers were working their magic on me. However, I was really uncomfortable that day. I had a hard on \8 and I knew that she knew. It was so obvious. I was sweating and reciting hymns in my mind, hoping to distract my cock , but ever so often her fingers would briefly slide across my cock and raise it back to attention again. After several occasions of limpness and hardness of my cock, the massage finally got over and I felt drained for having put in so much self control.
But I couldn't get the excitement out of my mind and kept on going there never knowing what to do or say , since I was so reluctant to speak my mind to a lady almost 1/3rd my age. What if she would freak out and scream. I would be embarrassed in front of the other visitors to the Spa.
Then on the 8th Visit, this voluptuous lady started the massage. By now , my cock would be hard just at the thought of her touch and was struggling to come out of the thin transparent underwear the Spa was providing.
As she started massaging my feet and legs and thighs, she asked me if her massage was ok. Something ticked inside me and I found my voice and I told her that if she did a good job of her massage, I would give her a gift. "For that you will have to remove your underwear, May I ?" she said . She didn't wait for my response and stripped me bare naked. She continued giving me the massage as normal, but after completing it she took the oil and raised it high above me cock. She then let the oil drip slowly onto the tip of my cock with one hand and spread the oil all over my cock with the other.
I thought I was dreaming . She then asked me if I wanted "Extra Services" . She clarified "Rs. xxx for a hand job and Rs. xyz for touch cooperate. Touch cooperate is when you can feel me while I give you the handjob."
I agreed for both and as I melted into her soft hands and felt her perky boobs, I was in heaven. I was actually thankful for my illness which had led me to this place. I was thankful to that insensitive bitch of a physio which forced me to look for alternatives.
Thereafter over the years, the Spas have evolved. They now offer Handjobs, blowjobs, Sex, anything you want. But that first massage was special for me.
Oh and after 6 months, my physio was both surprised at my progress and disappointed at my reduced visits. My Orthopedic and Neurosurgeons lost interest in my case since I was no longer a potential candidate for spinal surgery. So now they just gives me a customary smile (silently asking me to Fuck Off) after seeing the improvement in my scans.
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Sex at 70 plus
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Publié :25/5/2016 1h21
Dernière mise à jour :21/12/2017 5h07 4250 vues
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So what happens when your cock is shriveled and dry, you have some skin infection or the other due to unprotected sex , your skin is so fucked up that you can't tell the difference between an infected or normal skin, it takes a lot for an orgasm to come and when it does come, its yellowish, foul smelling and your prostrate hurts like crazy for 3 hours afterwords?
What happens when Nature wants you to fucking die and so has all but shut down your sex tools but your brain still wants to imagine you are young and has the sex drive of a 25 year old.
Its messy i tell ya. On several occasions I have lost my erection midway during sex and sometimes the young nubile 20 somethings that I pay can't control their laughter at the limp vegetable dangling between my thighs.
On other occasions I have cum even before I enter and the whole thing is such a waste.
No one likes my shriveled skin and my man boobs. I can tell the ladies don't want to kiss my flaky skill as it must feel aweful to get so many dead skin cells on their tongue.
I can sometimes see the look of disgust in their eyes on seeing my infected cock, smelly anus and cracked infected fingernails.
I am however getting addicted to that look of disgust in their eyes . I have started to love the look in the eyes of a young lady when i spew my stinky cum on their faces as they loath it but have to fight that look and smile at me since I am their regular customer. Once i even farted while cumming on a lady's face. It was horrible . But I loved the look on her face as she fought her angst and disgust and let out a fake moan of pleasure, the tears in her eyes spreading all the neatly applied eyeliner over her cheeks.
I have started to enjoy their reluctance to start the "session" and their undue haste in leaving ASAP after the job is done. The beautiful impatience in their eyes when they cant get me to have a hard on and they know, they are being paid for by the shot.
it seems that I enjoy it the more they hate it. Is that a good thing ? I used to wonder, but now , frankly I don't give a fuck. All i care about is spreading as much of my diseased, aged, mutated , half dead seeds as much as possible, while I can and till the time Nature will let me.
What next, I wonder. What would be the next stage of my evolutionary decay and degradation ???
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