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Hard Core Sex
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Publié :15/4/2016 1h20
Dernière mise à jour :3/5/2016 12h47 5722 vues
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If any female member is interested in hard core sex ,dirty talking,playing with sex toys, etc contact me.
Hardcock has travelled world wide and has experience of many pussies Russian, Chinese , Thai , Pakistani , Negro and nearlly all kinds of Indian pussies.
weather the pussy is dry , wet it does not matter. What matters is when the act is finished how the girl/women feels.
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SPLIT A/C
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Publié :3/5/2016 1h52
Dernière mise à jour :24/5/2024 11h54 5181 vues
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To
ALL MARRIED MEN
Position of Husband is like a split A/C. No matter how loud he is outside , but inside the house he is designed to remain silent ,cool and controlled by remote.
HAPPY SUMMER
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Drunk Men - Inflated Dolls
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Publié :27/4/2016 4h01
Dernière mise à jour :3/5/2016 12h48 5333 vues
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Two pissed drunk men visited a brothel. The madam takes a look at them and tells her manager : Go and put inflatable dolls in their bedrooms. These guys are too drunk to notice.
After finishing their act, on their way back ..... 1st drunk : I think my girl was dead as she never made a noise . Upon this the 2nd drunk says: Mine was worse..... I think she was a witch . 1st drunk Why would u say that ??? 2nd drunk : Well I gave a little love bite on her bum...She farted in my face and flew out of the window!!!!
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PINCH MY NIPPLES
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Publié :25/4/2016 12h47
Dernière mise à jour :27/4/2016 4h02 5277 vues
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A women went to the Service Counter and told the clerk she wanted a refund for the Toaster she bought because it didn't work. The Clerk told her that he can't give her a refund because she bought it on a special offer.
Suddenly 'the woman threw her arms up in the air and started screaming
'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!"
The befuddled Clerk ran away to get the store manager in front of a growing crowd of customers.
The Manager comes to the woman and asks, 'Ma'am what's wrong ?'. She explains the problem with the toaster,and he also tells her that he can't give her a refund because she had bought the toaster on a special offer.
Once again the woman throws her arms up in the air and screams ,
'PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES,
PINCH MY NIPPLES!!!"
which begins to draw an ever bigger crowd.
In a shock , the store manager pleads, 'Ma'am why are you saying that?"
In a huff ,the woman replies
'Because I like to have MY NIPPLES PINCHED WHEN I'M BEING SCREWED!!'
The crowd broke into applause and her money was quickly refunded!!!
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Beauty of ENGLISH
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Publié :24/4/2016 23h59
Dernière mise à jour :24/5/2024 11h54 5188 vues
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Ever noticed how deleting one word after another in a sentence can lead to a nice story
Here's an example :
Oh Jack plz don't .touch me at all!
Oh Jack plz don't touch me at!
Oh Jack plz don't touch!
Oh jack plz don't!
Oh jack plz!
Oh jack!
Oh!
O!
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Women's Doubles Tennis : Difficult Sport
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Publié :24/4/2016 23h51
Dernière mise à jour :24/5/2024 11h54 5272 vues
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Which is the most difficult sport in the world to watch ?
Women's Doubles Tennis - - 9 Balls bounce at a time and you don't know which one to watch.
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Kiss My Ass
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Publié :24/4/2016 22h28
Dernière mise à jour :24/5/2024 11h54 5209 vues
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A guy on his wedding night finding that his wife was a Virgin exclaimed : " I want to kiss the one who took care of you and protected your virginity"
She gave a naughty smile and said " KISS MY ASS "
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50th Anniversary
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Publié :24/4/2016 22h24
Dernière mise à jour :24/5/2024 11h54 5224 vues
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On their 50th Anniversary an old couple decided to spend the night in the same room were they had their first night......
Nostalgically the old man says .. hun.. do you remember how I cut my finger and spread blood on the bed sheet to make everyone believe that you were a virgin on our first night..
The old lady grinned and said ... so I guess its payback time and I should blow my nose and spread it on the bed sheet to make everyone believe that you can still ejaculate...
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MEN will be MEN
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Publié :22/4/2016 22h39
Dernière mise à jour :24/5/2024 11h54 5252 vues
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Customer - My wife needs a pair of Jeans..... but I don't remember her waist size.
Sales Girl - Touch my waist n try to calculate .........
Customer - Oh I forgot -- she needs Bra also ......
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Auto Correct
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Publié :22/4/2016 1h46
Dernière mise à jour :3/5/2016 12h48 5371 vues
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A man received the following text from his neighbor
I am sorry Bob , I've been riddled with guilt and I have to confess that I have been tapping your wife day and night when you're not around.
I can no longer live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my promise that it won't happen again.
Bob anguished and feeling betrayed went into his bedroom ,grabbed his gun and without a single word shot his wife.
A few moments later a second text came in: Damn auto correct I ment "wifi" and not " wife".
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Verbal Abuse
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Publié :21/4/2016 3h14
Dernière mise à jour :3/5/2016 12h49 5493 vues
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Fight between Husbad (HS) and Wife ( WF) ......instead of resorting to Shouting ,abusing or physical force... they wrote poems to each other.
WF : I wrote your name on sand it got washed ,
I wrote your name in air ,it was blown away
Then I wrote your name on my heart and I got Heart Attack
Hs : God saw me hungry , he created Pizza
He saw me thirsty . he created Pepsi
He saw me in the dark , he created Light
He saw me without problems , he created YOU.
WF: Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far.
HS: The rain makes all things beautiful
The grass and flowers too
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why does'nt rain on you?
WF: Roses are red,Violets are blue
Monkeys like you should be kept in the zoo.
HS: Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in the cage but laughing at you >!!!
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