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Blocked Member List
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Publié :23/8/2018 6h36
Dernière mise à jour :23/12/2018 3h32 1741 vues
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Ever since finding out how to block members (ie, fake accounts), I've become a lot happier. It's amazing how cutting out the poison from this website can increase serotonin levels.
If anyone reading this is fed up with getting crappy messages from fake profiles with usernames that involve a 'name' 'two numbers' 'two letters', then block the bastards
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Heatwave Over = Horniness Returning
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Publié :2/8/2018 9h51
Dernière mise à jour :4/11/2018 9h22 2513 vues
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Ever since the rain started and the temperature cooled down, I've suddenly become overly horny. Maybe I was just too hot to give a shit and now I'm making up for lost time. It's as if my brain's telling me "quick, get it out of your system whilst you can."
Am I the only this has happened to?
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Random Instant Messages
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Publié :30/7/2018 2h04
Dernière mise à jour :4/12/2019 9h11 2886 vues
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Am I the only bloke to receive these random messages from a supposed woman?
They all the same basic layout. With a friendly opening sentence, then a question which is usually asking "are you looking for sex?" which is followed up by something along the lines of "I'll be your mistress" and the message ends with them giving you their e-mail address, which usually has a forename included, only this forename doesn't match the forename in their passion account name.
It makes me want to go all Liam Neeson on them, by tracking them down and doing something truly unspeakable
/RantOver
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Dentist & Insanity
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Publié :25/7/2018 3h52
Dernière mise à jour :27/7/2018 12h31 2416 vues
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Whilst in the waiting room at the Dentist there was some little shit grizzling "I want my mummy" when her mummy is right in front of her. I was in that waiting room for thirty minutes and it was non-stop. God only knows how long it was going on before I arrived.
I must say, that kind of torture can really drive a man to the edges of insanity.
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I Did What I Said I'd Do
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Publié :24/7/2018 11h20
Dernière mise à jour :24/7/2018 12h01 2380 vues
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I did what I said I'd do as stated in my previous post... and the answer is... 7 inches
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A blast from the past
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Publié :23/7/2018 8h02
Dernière mise à jour :28/7/2018 10h11 2375 vues
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I've just had a thought (I've been due one for a while now), but I may do something I haven't done since my teenage .
I may measure my private parts.
Seems odd I know, but for some reason that was a big (no pun intended) part of my youth, seeing the size of it as a way of proving myself.
I have nothing to prove at the moment, however curious about what size it actually is, because I can't really remember that far back as I have the memory of... sorry I forgot what I was going to write here.
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Pour créer un lien vers ce blog (horny_4_eva), utilisez [blog horny_4_eva] dans vos messages.
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