Happy Valentines Day
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Publié :14/2/2015 2h34
Dernière mise à jour :15/2/2015 6h01 5735 vues
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I just wanted to wish all you beautiful ladies a Very Happy Valentine's Day!
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Little Johnny Goes Home
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Publié :7/2/2015 13h11
Dernière mise à jour :17/6/2015 1h12 5794 vues
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The history teacher wanted to award some of her students with a prize of going home early on Friday. So she said "anyone that answers the following questions first with the correct answer gets to go home! Little Johnny thinks to himself "man I really need to go home early".
The teacher asks, who said, “ Ask not what my country can do for me but, what can I do for my country"? Mary raises her hand first and says "John Kennedy.
The teacher says correct, you may go home.
Next she asks who said, "I have a dream"; Peggy raises her hand and says Martin Luther King". "Correct" says the teacher you may go home.
"Damn I wish those bitches had kept their mouths shut,” says Little Johnny. "Who said that?” asks the teacher angrily? Bill Clinton! “See you Monday, Teach" answers Johnny going out the door.
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True Words
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Publié :10/1/2015 13h22
Dernière mise à jour :11/1/2015 5h55 5702 vues
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I saw this post and while it was posted by a lady, the words are Very Very True!
For some reason this was taken off. If it comes back, I apologize for it being up there twice
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Bar Pick Up
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Publié :2/1/2015 13h26
Dernière mise à jour :2/1/2015 14h32 5706 vues
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A woman is sitting at a bar sees a man coming up to her and since she hasn’t had any action for a long time she decides to go home with him.
At his place, he begins to undress; first he takes off his shirt and shows his huge muscles. He says to her, "See this baby? This is a thousands pounds of dynamite."
He then takes off his pants and has huge muscular legs. He then says to her, "See this baby? This is a thousand pounds of dynamite."
When he takes off his pants she screams, grabs her bag and runs towards the door. Before she can get out he catches her and asks, "what’s wrong baby?"
She then says, "with two-thousand pounds of dynamite and such a small fuse I thought you were about to explode!"
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Rod and Reel
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Publié :13/12/2014 13h33
Dernière mise à jour :4/5/2024 14h26 5070 vues
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A woman goes into Wal-Mart to buy a rod and reel for her grandson, and not knowing anything about them, she just picked one up and brought it to the counter where the clerk, wearing dark glasses said "may I help you” the woman said "can you tell me if this is a good rod and reel?"
The man replied "Madame, I am completely blind, but if you will just drop it on the counter, I can tell you all about it from the sound." the woman was skeptical, but held it about two feet up and let it fall. The man said "that's a graphite Shakespeare rod with a Zebco 404 reel, and 10 pound test line. All in all, a great buy at our sale price of $20." The woman was sold, and reaching into her purse, she dropped her credit card on the floor, and when she bent down to pick it up, she farted! Knowing the man was blind; she just fanned the air with her hand hoping he'd think it was somebody else.
When the man rang up the rod and reel, he said "that'll be $33.50" the woman said "I thought you said it was on sale for twenty dollars?" The man smiled and said "twenty bucks for the rod and reel, eleven bucks for the duck call, and $2.50 for the catfish bait"!!!
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Views
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Publié :9/11/2014 6h10
Dernière mise à jour :4/1/2015 2h47 4863 vues
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I had viewed a lady and went back to those I had viewed to find her and write to her. I noticed that there were SEVERAL who I had NOT viewed that were on my profiles I had viewed list. Is this happening to anyone else? Thanks
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Weather
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Publié :11/10/2014 12h44
Dernière mise à jour :4/5/2024 14h26 4323 vues
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I love all the seasons but am glad that it is finally getting cool down here in Texas. Pretty soon the ladies will be wearing sweaters. While I love the bathing suits, there is just something about a lady in tight sweaters that show off her figure that does it for me!
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Happy Mother's Day
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Publié :11/5/2014 3h09
Dernière mise à jour :25/8/2015 1h14 4024 vues
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I just wanted to wish all the Mothers a Very Happy Day!! I hope yall enjoy it because after all today is yours!
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