~+= Are they nuts?
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Publié :7/1/2016 3h43
Dernière mise à jour :8/1/2016 5h27 31023 vues
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I was driving down the road and saw an artificial (I hope they were) set of testicles dangling from the trailer hitch of a pickup truck. My first reaction was “WTF”? Then I was thinking about how many other odd accessories I have seen on cars. I also have a couple questions. Do you add accessories to your vehicles? Do you think “unusual” add ons are cool? I usually keep my vehicles pretty much stock, with the only addition being slightly wider tires. Here are some accessories that I have seen while driving around.
Here is something like the Truck nuts I saw
They even have a variety of styles!!!
I actually remember this pattern from my youth
An artistic paint job
Hood ornaments sure have changed
Stick on Baseballs?
Special lighting
Eye lashes?
I really don’t like the stick figures
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How annoying are they?
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Publié :6/1/2016 4h54
Dernière mise à jour :6/1/2016 18h44 30930 vues
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I think, in my area of the world, they opened the gates and let the herd of annoying folks out . What total disregard for others. Yacking on the phone, driving aggressively and so much more. I know that we all do make mistakes, but the last thing I want to do is deliberately be rude. I thought this trend had been reduced lately. But I was shocked by the attitudes and actions I saw yesterday. What is your experience? Are you one of the annoying ones? (I doubt it  ). Are you experiencing the annoying herd? What does annoy you?
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+_- It is Moan day
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Publié :4/1/2016 4h06
Dernière mise à jour :6/1/2016 5h09 30663 vues
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Not only that, but is the end of that week between Christmas And New Years , when many of us are able to sneak in a break from work. I can recall, before retiring that week, what a nice way to end the year. Then the let down as I go back into the swing of things. Were you able to get something of a respite last week? If you did , how rough will it be to get started this week?
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~~~ Men's helpline...
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Publié :2/1/2016 2h35
Dernière mise à jour :9/11/2017 3h36 31025 vues
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The first story below was sent to me by a friend. I got such a chuckle from it. I looked around and found a few more that were about life and relationships. I think that if we can not poke fun at ourselves and others, life would be boring. How would you rate your sense of humor?
Ken. How can I help you?"
"Hi Ken, I really need your advice on a serious problem. I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. You know, just the usual signs; The phone rings and when I answer, the caller hangs up.
Plus, she goes out with 'the girls' a lot. I usually try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I always fall asleep. Anyway, I woke up and she was not home. So I hid in the garage behind my boat and waited for her.
When she came home, she got out of someone's car, buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on. It was at that moment, while crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard motor mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?"
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A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He’s rather taken aback because he can’t place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I think you’re the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I’m your son’s teacher."
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Maria, a devout Catholic, got married and had 10 children. After her first husband died, she remarried and had 10 more children. A few weeks after her second husband died, Maria also passed away. At Maria's funeral, the priest looked skyward and said, "At last, they're finally together." Her sister sitting in the front row said, "Excuse me, Father, but do you mean she and her first husband, or she and her second husband?" The priest replied, "I mean her legs."
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+++ Start the new year right
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Publié :1/1/2016 4h30
Dernière mise à jour :7/7/2016 17h05 30186 vues
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Wishing you my first good morning of the new year! I hope you all spent it as you wanted to and enjoyed it. Time to start the day! To me the most important way to start Is with a good breakfast. It is the most important meal of the day to me. Is breakfast important to you? What do you enjoy? It can be a lot of fun to share preparation with your partner?
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*** Thoughts For the NEW YEAR
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Publié :31/12/2015 4h02
Dernière mise à jour :1/1/2016 4h14 29344 vues
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It is New Years eve day. Seems that most are looking forward a fresh start to a New Year. I am not very demonstrative about it, but I do enjoy watching the zeal that some have for the celebrations. I saw the following and thought that they express my thoughts for the New Years better than I possible could. Happy New Years!!!! Prospero Anos Nuevo!!!
As the year comes to a close, I am thinking of all the blessings of this past year. I am grateful for the important people, including you. No one knows what this next year has in store for us, but you can expect another holiday card from me.
Counting my blessings, wishing you more. Hope you enjoy the New Year in store. Have a joyous New Year, my dear friend!
Every end is just a new beginning. Keep your spirits and determination unshaken and you shall always walk the glory road. With courage, faith and efforts you shall conquer everything you desire. I wish you a very happy new year.
Out with the old, in with the new, may you be happy the whole year through. Happy New Year!
My wishes for you, great start for Jan, Love for Feb, peace for March, No worries for April, fun for May, Joy for June to Nov, happiness for Dec. Have a lucky and wonderful 2016!
Hope this New Year brings, new hopes and aspirations, Along with the zeal and courage to, Keep up with those commitments. Wish you all the best and a Happy New Year
May the New Year give you, the strength to face the challenges, of life and courage to adjust the sail so as to take every situation to your stride, New Year My Friend!
New Year’s marks a new beginning. New people to meet, new adventures to enjoy and new memories to create. Here’s wishing you the Happiest New Year ever!
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~+- Maturity and humor
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Publié :30/12/2015 4h31
Dernière mise à jour :31/12/2015 4h55 29349 vues
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As the New Year approaches, I took some time to contemplate the impact that my "maturing has had on me. Frankly , I think they are positive. Sure, I may have lost a "hitch in my giddyup", but I am still having fun. Since the act of aging does not discriminate, we are all moving along on the chronological ladder. How is it effecting you? Do you really notice any changes?
A little old lady, well into her eighties, slowly enters the front door of an erotic sex shop. Obviously very unstable on her feet, she shakily hobbles the few feet across the store to the counter. Finally arriving at the counter and grabbing it for support, she asks the sales clerk: "Ddddooo youuuu hhhave dddddildosss?" The clerk, politely trying not to burst out laughing, replies:
Yes we do have dildos. Actually we carry many models." The old woman asks: "Dddddoooo yyyouuuu hhhave aaa pppinkk one, tttenn inchessss lllong aaandd aabboutt tttwoo inchesss thththiiickkk?" The clerk responds,"Yes we do". "Ccccccannnn yyyyouuuu tttelll mmmmeeee hhhhowwww ttttoooo ttturrrnnn ttthe ffffuucccckkkkinggg ttthingggg offffff?"
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This elderly lady went to the doctor for a check-up. Everything checked out fine.
The old lady pulled the doctor to the side and said, ''Doctor, I haven't had sex for years now and I was wondering how I can increase my husband's sex drive.''
The doctor smiled and said, ''Have you tried to give him Viagra?''
The lady frowned. ''Doctor, I can't even get him to take aspirin when he has a headache,'' she claimed.
''Well,'' the doctor continued, ''Let me suggest something. Crush the Viagra into a powder. When you are giving him coffee, stir it into the coffee and serve it. He won't notice a thing.''
The old lady was delighted. She left the doctor's office quickly.
Weeks later the old lady returned. She was frowning and the doctor asked her what was wrong.
She shook her head. ''How did it go?'' the doctor asked.
''Terrible, doctor, terrible.''
''Did it not work?''
''Yes,'' the old lady said, ''It worked. I did as you said and he got up and ripped his clothes off right then and there and we made mad love on the table. It was the best sex that I'd had in 25 years.''
''Then what is the problem, ma'am?''
''Well,'' she said. ''I can't ever show my face in McDonald's again.
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