Merry Christmas to all
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Publié :25/12/2015 3h38
Dernière mise à jour :26/12/2015 5h28 28442 vues
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Ho, Ho. It is Christmas morning, it is 60 degrees F outside. I will be going to the Godsons house shortly for the Grand opening of presents and the luscious and traditional breakfast . So I would like to take the time to wish you all a Merry Christmas , love and peace .
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*** Decorating the tree and me
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Publié :22/12/2015 4h15
Dernière mise à jour :23/12/2015 3h42 28835 vues
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I am a little behind in decorating for Christmas. I do have some things up, but still have to finish it up. Have you completed your preparations ? I am contemplating some naughty decorations, since I will not have any young people visiting this year (I will be visiting their home). Have you ever used naughty decorations? Even as a joke. Are there any volunteers to help me? One of the first things I need to do is dress up for the occasion to get the spirit flowing .
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+++ Hammer time
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Publié :21/12/2015 2h43
Dernière mise à jour :21/12/2015 18h27 29151 vues
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Today will be "fun time". My Godsons parents are having a full roof solar panel system installed today. With their seasonal crunch at work, I get elected to supervise the install work  . The down side is I have to be hands off, it is the companies job. I really enjoy doing wood work, handy work etc. Are you a hands on person? If not , maybe we can connect you with some help . I will be out most of the day, so I am certain the site will eat most of the pictures , I will repost when I get back.
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~~~ Christmas Card rush
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Publié :19/12/2015 4h02
Dernière mise à jour :19/12/2015 18h33 29532 vues
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I just found a bunch of Christmas Cards that I have not sent!! And it was to you folks . So I am scrambling here, trying to find just the right one for you . There are so many delightful personalities and people it is so difficult to chose. I have to be a bit selfish. I am going to post the cards and would you please select the one that you like? Or if there is one different that you like, I will try to find it for you. I promise that next year I will get the cards out earlier
1) The clowns are taking pictures again!!
They are getting fast , only took 10 minutes to eat pictures again
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Is a nudist colony such a good idea?
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Publié :18/12/2015 4h06
Dernière mise à jour :14/2/2016 15h22 28994 vues
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My friend sent this to me (he can be such an A** hole ) , I think I am giving up the idea of going to a nudist colony.
Nudist Colony
On his first day there he takes off his clothes and starts to wander around.
A gorgeous petite blonde walks by, and the man immediately gets an erection.
The woman notices his erection, comes over to him and says, "Did you call
for me?"
The man replies "No. What do you mean?"
"You must be new here," she says. "Let me explain. It's a rule here that if
you get an erection it implies you called for me." Smiling,
she then leads him to the side of the swimming pool, lies down on a towel,
eagerly pulls him to her and happily lets him have his way with her.
Finished, the man continues to explore the colony's facilities. He enters
the sauna and as he sits down, he farts.
Within minutes a huge, hairy man lumbers out of the steam room toward him.
"Did you call for me?" says the hairy man.
"No. What do you mean?" says the newcomer.
"You must be new," says the hairy man. "It's a rule that if you fart,
it implies that you called for me."
The huge man easily spins the newcomer around, bends him over a bench and
has his way with him.
The newcomer staggers back to the nudist colony office, where he is
greeted by the smiling, naked receptionist. "May I help you?" she says.
"Here's my membership card. You can have the key back and you can keep
the $500 membership fee." "But sir," she replies, "you've only been here for a few hours. You
haven't had the chance to see all our facilities." "Listen lady," the man replies, "I'm 71 years old. I get an erection once a
month, but I fart 15 times a day! I'm outta here!"
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^~` Safety Warnings On Christmas Stuff
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Publié :17/12/2015 3h31
Dernière mise à jour :18/12/2015 5h21 28466 vues
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I was thinking about the toys that I received during my childhood for Christmas. Did they have a two page pamphlet of the dire safety issues with the toy? I don't think so. I think we took it as a given that it was not a good idea to smack your sibling in the head with a toy. Or any of the other silly warnings on toys today. If its hot, don't touch it!!! Duuuh. Do you remember any of the toys from your youth ? Things that are not around any longer or are not as cool anymore ? The battles over the Sears Christmas "wish list" , with all the toys in the world. In my family , us four kids tried patiently to wait our turn with it, but there were the inevitable squabbles .What memories of toys from your youth do you have? I will admit, the initial pictures here have very few girls toys, so let me know what girl toys you remember.
Lets see how many times I have to repost the pictures
1)Here we go, they have started deleting pictures
2)This the second time they deleted pictures, what can be bad about Christmas?
3) They are hungry today, deleted a bunch again
4) This is the fourth time they ate pictures, what big jerks
5) Well, they did it deleted pictures 5 different time, about 16 pictures. They may bend over and shove it where the sun does not shine now
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+=+ Bad ,Bad Day Christmas Shopping
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Publié :16/12/2015 3h59
Dernière mise à jour :18/12/2015 16h28 28650 vues
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I love Christmas, but I hate Christmas shopping!! Today , I went into a large, major Brand Store. My mission was simple, I went to buy a pressure cooker for one of the old ladies in my neighborhood. When I went to the checkout counter, the young lady cashier asked me for picture Identification. I explained that I was paying cash so no Identification was needed. She said that she had been advised that anyone buying a Pressure Cooker had to have Identification. I politely asked what sort of an idiot made that up. She said it was the Store Security Manager. I asked to see him immediately. Well up comes a young man in his mid-twenties, asking me what my problem was. I strained myself and quietly asked him who the fuck thought up this Identification policy for purchasing Pressure cookers. He proudly told me it was him, and in a very condescending voice said it was because similar pots had been used in the Boston Marathon bombings. I quietly told him, he could kiss my ass, I am not showing Identification for a cooking implement. I said I wanted to see the Manager. The cashier called for the Manager. The security kid threatened to detain me until we worked it out. I advised him that if he touched me, and since I was much older and less in shape than he, I would have to consider it an assault , and would be forced to defend myself in a very vigorous manner. (that is a polite version of what I said "I will kick your ass") The Manager came, both sides were explained to him and he sided with the Security guy. Fortunately the Regional Manager was in the store, he came over, heard the stories and blew up, and told them, that this was a bullshit policy and was not corporate policy. We went to the office. All the time the Security guy was mumbling threats about what would happen next time I came into the store. The Regional Manager gave me the Pressure Cooker and a store credit card for $100. As I was leaving , I did say that I was filing harassment charges and assault charges (due to the verbal threats) against the store which stunned them, they thought everything was taken care of. I guess I forgot to tell them, that as soon as the cashier told me about the Identification requirement that I had started to voice record the encounter , including the theat. But not so they fucked with the wrong old man, I am curious how many other people they had screwed with that policy. The court date for the Store Manager and the security guy is mid January . I guess that I don't get out often enough to appreciate this type of stupidity.
Have you had any trouble Christmas shopping?
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*** A parable to meditate on in our politically correct society....................
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Publié :13/12/2015 3h25
Dernière mise à jour :15/12/2015 17h46 32079 vues
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A friend sent me the following items. He like me is not politically correct just for the sake of being politically correct. And as you may suspect the title is his also, he likes to use fancy words. I am a believer in doing what is in your heart. Never being deliberately mean. I am one that is seldom a "mystery" in a social setting. I share my views and respect others views. I do not support "changing things" for society because there is a tiny majority that is upset. Example one fellow in town is upset by a nativity scene. Why force the town to take it down, when that fellow can drive or walk down a different street to his destination. OK here we go,, please share any observations or discussion on political correctness
An old man, a boy and a donkey were going to town. The boy rode on the donkey, and the old man walked.
As they went along they passed some people who remarked "What a shame, the old man is walking, the boy is riding." The man and boy thought maybe the critics were right, so they changed positions.
Later they passed some people who remarked "What a shame, he makes that little boy walk". So they decided they'd both walk.
Soon they passed some more people who remarked "They're really stupid to walk when they have a decent donkey to ride." So they both decided to ride the donkey.
They passed some people who shamed them by saying "How awful to put such a load on a poor donkey." The boy and the man figured they were probably right, so they decide to carry the donkey.
As they crossed the bridge, they lost their grip on the donkey, the donkey fell into the river and drowned.
The moral of the story: If you try to please everyone, you might as well kiss your ass goodbye.
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As we slowly move through retirement, we need to keep ourselves occupied with small projects.
Like this guy!
I know, I saw it right away too....
No safety glasses or hearing protection. And I caught something else that is really important: He has no gloves on. I might be up in age but I am still sharp as a tack! Is there any other safety observation?
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