Everybody's doing it.....
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Publié :27/4/2011 9h19
Dernière mise à jour :18/12/2021 9h37 131648 vues
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Well it seems everybody has one of these these days so i figured "why not?", i'll try anything once
If you have something to say which doesn't warrant an open reply to a blog, a suggestion for improvement, an idea or just want to say something completely unrelated, this is the place to do it
All comments are private and won't be shared with anyone....I promise
Let's see how it goes....
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For Whom The Bell Tolls....
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Publié :6/1/2022 11h36
Dernière mise à jour :24/1/2022 10h45 47443 vues
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Time marches on...on...on...on.... ;P
Sooooo.........
What's new?
Nothing?
Yeah, sounds about right lol
What the heck happened to this place? You turn your back for a couple years and the whole place goes to hell in a handbasket lmao
I've been absent for quite some time, but rumours of my demise were premature... Definitely not dead yet...very much alive and kicking...
I think this has a bit of a shelf life, there's only so much you can take before you need a break...unfortunately the longer the break the tougher it is to come back with any enthusiasm, so the break gets longer and longer... and the harder it is to make yourself come backl lol
That being said, I am here right now....what tomorrow will bring? Who knows... Much like real life these days I suppose ...
Anyway...back to the grind...just thought I'd pop in and say hello...break the ice so to speak....
Maybe I'll see you all more from now on....you'd like that wouldn't you?
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Yo Ho Ho And A Bottle Of Rum
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Publié :20/4/2016 12h55
Dernière mise à jour :23/9/2017 20h44 67708 vues
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For the first time in a long time, I actually spent a little time in the Manitoba Room yesterday... Scary thought, huh?
Now I used to be a bit of a fixture in there a few years ago, but after a moderately bad experience with another chatter, and a bunch of folks leaving I kinda quit going in there
But time heals all wounds eventually...... Well, if the wounds don't kill you first that is
So the verdict is.... there's still a few good people around in MB
Anyway..... it was kindly pointed out by one of the aforementioned inhabitants of the room that I hadn't posted in a while...
Very observant of you Spooky Doo
Yes, ladies and gents, I've been slacking again....
I keep meaning to post, but I never get around to it
The road to hell is paved with just such good intentions....
Witness the scene: the captain of the Hindenburg saying "I guess we should have put those "No Smoking" signs up"
Yes, quite.
So here I am, posting like a maniac
I was also asked why my profile pic only has one eye.... And, no, for those who never looked at it it is not a dick pic....
Actually, some people do think I'm a bit of a dick...so I guess you could be forgiven for making that mistake
I could say "Because it has" or "That's how I cropped it" or something....
However...the truth* is MUCH more windswept and interesting....
* For a given value of truth at least - the following story is completely true...only the events have been changed to protect the guilty....ummmm.. I mean innocent
The *truth* is... I lost it in a bizarre Pirating accident...
I was sailing along minding my own business (while keeping a lookout for stray ships to board and for the navy ships coming to take me down) when my parrot, who was sitting on my shoulder at the time, said "Polly want a cracker".
Now, being a rough, tough Rover of the Seven Seas I don't carry crackers around - hate the crumbs in my pocket, it's so untidy How can I be expected to win the Mr Best Dressed Pirate competition this year with crumbs falling out of my pockets I ask you??
Anyway..... being the salty seafarer that I am, I turned to her and said "Fuck off Polly, you feathered pest"
At which point she pecked out my eye.
And who can blame her..... it's one thing to tell your parrot to fuck off, quite another to call her a pest... Apparently parrots don't like that. Especially fully qualified Piratical Parrots. With a certificate and everything. I know 'cause I've seen it! She has it framed and hung in her cage....
Mind you, there's a silver lining..... I now can wear an eye patch with pride I think it'll get me some extra points for the Best Dressed competition, don't you think?
So there you have it... the real story of why my profile pic only has one eye
So if any of you ladies want pillaged or plundered, I'm your man Reasonable rates! Parrot not included!
Which reminds me.... I need to go back to the petstore.... My parrot appears to be dead. Deceased. Defunct.
An ex- parrot indeed. *sigh*
And now for something completely different.....
The Larch.
I'll leave you with some good advice, and let's face it, if you made it this far you desrve a little somethin' somethin'
Always look on the bright side of life....
Bet you all whistled that melody didn't you??
Later folks!
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You're The Kind Of Trouble, I Could Get Into
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Publié :22/3/2016 6h13
Dernière mise à jour :5/4/2016 10h12 68818 vues
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Hello there, munchkins
Wanna do it??
And by do it I mean.... DO IT!!
In capitals! With bells on! To the max!
No? Ok then
Just asking...
Looks like it's time for the monthly (or there abouts) round up of the shakings and happenings in the world of...well...me
And the survey says..... eeeeh eeeeh.... (Fans of Family Fortunes will get that, no one else will )
Yeah, same old shit, different pile lol
Nothing much ever changes with me, still horny, still kinky, still perverted - just not here as much
So I'm a little miffed this morning.... I just found out that Of Kings and Prophets has been cancelled.... After two episodes.... I can't believe it....
The best piece of network television I've seen in years...cancelled... After two episodes...
When I see some of the crap the same network keeps on the air year after year, it just boils my goat.
At least Pan Am got a whole season out of it.....
I guess I'll have to watch out for the DVD going on sale.....
In other news.....nothing lol
I don't even have a concert on the horizon to look forward to lol
So come on folks, entertain with with your tales of derring do and piracy on the high seas
Whatcha been up to?
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Baby Got Back
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Publié :9/2/2016 12h51
Dernière mise à jour :19/2/2016 5h29 70963 vues
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I like Big Buff and I cannot lie, You other fella's can't deny.... When that guys skates in with the puck on his stick, and displays skills that are totally sick,, He scores goals, from the point or the crease, You need to duck, when you see that release, 'Cause he's comin', to line you up, 33 Train, gonna mess you up.
We got Buff, for five more years, 204...whadda ya say? We say "YES!!!!!"
Can you tell I'm pleased???
That's the big news in Winnipeg... we signed Byfuglien
Woo hoo!
I can almost guarantee there's nothing else in the paper today
War? Nope... Crime? Nope... Politics? Nope...
Buff? Oh yeah....
For all you heathens and heretics out there who don't know hockey, he's the most popular, and arguably best (neck and neck with Blake Wheeler), player on the Winnipeg Jets roster
So yeah....
In other news.... ummmm...nothing much
Speaking of MVPs.... Flirty ™ needs likes etc etc.... She really, really, really needs that VIP thingy.... So go like her stuff And not in a dirty way...although you can do that too if you want I'm not stopping you
So head over to [post 3775047] and she'll tell you what to do
Oh and by the way......
She's got back too
See how I tied that in there? Cool, huh?
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I Love That Old Time Rock And Roll
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Publié :8/2/2016 7h29
Dernière mise à jour :9/2/2016 5h12 66580 vues
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Morning folks
Happy Monday!
What's that? Another blog? So soon?
lol Yep Must be your lucky day I guess....
That's what happens when your muse shows up unexpectedly
Either that or I'm putting off starting work
So what's today's topic? Ummmm....I don't really have one....
There is so much I'd like to say, but it's not really appropriate lol
Yes folks, there are still some things that don't belong on a public forum such as this lol
I DO have a filter.... An overactive one sometimes actually lol
I'm not a big fan of social media, not that there's anything wrong with it, just not a big fan myself lol
Like most things invented by people, it's not the item itself that's at fault...just how people use it
Dirty laundry belongs in the laundry hamper in my opinion
One thing that always sticks in my head is "Once you hit send, you can't take it back" lol That applies to email as well as public media....
You can never say "I didn't say that" when it's written down lol
I guess we're all still trying to figure it out, even after all these years
I'm in an odd position I suppose.... I'm of that generation that remembers what it was like before computers, and the internet and social media.....but yet I was young enough to be dragged along with the wave....
To me technology is a tool to be utilized, not the be all and end all in itself And like all tools, it has to be treated with a modicum of respect It'll bite you if you're not careful
That being said, it is a wonderful thing Technology is responsible for some of my best memories and experiences
Wouldn't change it for the world
Later folks
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These Balls Are Made For Licking...
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Publié :5/2/2016 10h12
Dernière mise à jour :9/2/2016 5h11 71187 vues
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With apologies to Nancy Sinatra
Her boots might be made for walking...but I've got a different idea....
My balls need licked, and I'm not afraid to say it!!
Damn it.
Hello folks
It's been a while, hasn't it?
I've been putting off writing anything because, well, just because Laziness mainly I think lol
But by special request, from a pretty young lady who complained she had nothing to read - here I am
So.... Back to the licking of the balls
Yes ladies...this is a really nice thing to do for your guy.... I love it when it's done right....
First rule is be gentle
These are sensitive instruments you know.... They may be weapons of mass procreation, but they're also very delicate
They are not, and I repeat NOT chew toys
Do not attempt to bite - it won't end well
lmao
What the fuck am I talking about?? Really?? Ball licking advice? I've never licked a ball in my life
I have, however, had mine licked and sucked gently by a wonderful girl who really knew what she was doing Man, was she ever good in bed....wow! The things she could and would do would make your toes curl
*sigh*
She was perfect... just sayin'......
Anyway....I think I've done my blogging duty
Maybe I'll try and be a bit more regular in future... I used to love this...the writing, the reading of the comments, the responses
Have a great day, people!
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