How Not to ask, if she has kids.
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Publié :7/9/2010 20h20
Dernière mise à jour :8/9/2010 17h23 2934 vues
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Student of "DVD Dating" asks a Tranny Girl for scam advice.
Apparently being a little of both, boy and girl, leads some guys to think, I'm here to give them feminine insight.
His Question:
Had a first date that went great. Almost too funny. Another time, I would be making all that effort.
With this, I can turn any e-mail into a roll in the sack. Totally calm and totally cool.
Made fun of her clothes, and laughed at her, not with her.
Never answered any of HER questions half way serious.
Didn't sit there worrying whether she liked me or not.
Could feel the attraction happening. Downer, found out during the date that she's single with kids.
I don't like to date single moms, not even for a one-night stand.
Closed the deal anyway, if you know what I mean!
Can you give me a way to ask before the first date?
Every way I'm asking, its implying that I'm looking
at her as possible long-term material. LOL!
NAME WITH HELD DUE TO LEGAL DISCLAIMERS.
My Answer:
E-mail means I don't have his street address.
So going over to shove both $850 bruno frisoni 5" spike heel pumps up his ass, is not an option.
However future single moms might find themselves sitting across from the jerk off.
When he asks do you have kids? Say not living at home.
When he turns into cocky a-hole boy at dinner, taser his balls.
Ask the waiter to box the dinners for take home, along with an uber expensive desert.
Your "dates" wallet will have cab fare.
When he wakes up, he can blame me.
Be the envy of the slim-fast and salad crowd by having Lobster and Cheesecake for lunch.
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Five Secrets Men Might Keep.
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Publié :28/8/2010 15h27
Dernière mise à jour :4/9/2010 10h04 3011 vues
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Just because I'm in eyeliner and four inch heels, does not mean Trisha forgets Glynn.
Colleen M. Quill national columnist wrote this piece
About Five Secrets Men Keep.
How does it reflect on him, the average male?
1. Earning money makes men feel valuable. In the recession, divorce rates went up.
People continue to cut back on luxury items but remember,
if your man loses his job, his ego will suffer a greater blow than when a woman does.
TRUE.
Your career is vital. But he associates job with identity.
2. Men like to fix things. Not chores like taking out trash or folding laundry.
Men like putting up a shelf or fixing the sink.
Additions to the house, or building a pond in your backyard.
FALSE.
His job is construction. More work is not a hobby for him.
3. Men like to drive because they think women are bad drivers.
They feel the need to be in control, and feel it puts them in a vulnerable position when we drive instead of them.
If you have to pick your husband up from somewhere, offer him the chance to get behind the wheel.
He will feel empowered and not be freak out internally when you are talking on the phone at the same time as driving.
FALSE.
The best driver is the best driver. Male or Female.
The need to control females, is to bolster weak male ego.
Pick Glynn up from work or the airport and you can drive.
But, he will FREAK OUT when you cell phone and drive!
4. When you give men space, they appreciate you more.
Men need alone time and they need male bonding time, so let them go, and even encourage it.
It will make the time you have together more valued.
TRUE.
He does not expect her to like the batting cage or driving range.
5. Men do look at other women, no matter how happy they are, so hopefully your man is subtle in this area.
Does not mean that your man will cheat on you or act on it with more than a smile, but it is male nature to look.
TRUE.
And while he will cheat at high stakes card and domino games.....
He draws a line at INFIDELITY. If he loves you, it's you and him.
Three-Way sex is great, but he does not sneak around.
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Female manipulation course.
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Publié :17/8/2010 18h35
Dernière mise à jour :23/8/2010 18h45 2983 vues
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Guy is hot for a girl, guy wants girl exclusively.
Meaning until HE is done fucking and using HER.
Instead she figures out he is a douche, and dumps him.
The humiliation, the embarrassment, the loss of male ego.
It can take a long time, and put his entire life in perspective.
Problem is, most "guys" can't spell the word perspective.
"Guys" don't think, act or talk like real men.
For "guys" looking for a air-head, idiot bimbo is 24/7.
Yet scoring a good one (dumb one) is a science.
He finds what he thinks is a hot, but dense female.
Then his relationship behavior, trips him up.
It's impossible to continue a constant punk attitude.
And he accidentally conducts himself as a "real man"
Perhaps making eye contact, or asking what she thinks.
He can't react quickly enough, with an arrogant put down.
She gets confused and leaves, for a more abusive jerk.
Because to her, gentleman means wussy. Abusive means hot.
His bad boy routine will not cut it with classy women.
Intelligent women tell him to "fuck off" and eat spit.
What if he could separate the not bright from the really stupid?
Never have to live up to actual relationship standards?
Find females who score a 10 in looks and a 10 in I.Q.
Females that think his sullen silence is quiet introspection.
High quality women with brains have options, and he's not it.
She will see through the "guy" line of BS and taser him.
On the way to a "real man" that appreciates a real woman.
Don't have that happen again, and again and again.
Manipulation of mentally anguished women needs a different
approach than the mentally healthy.
There is now good news for the want-to-be player.
Forget the mistakes, trial, error, time and being maced.
A collection of DVDs contains all there is to know:
The secrets to identifying damaged females.
How to use her emotional distress, to gain her trust.
Spot girls with low self-esteem, from wardrobe and body language.
Which females respond to verbal abuse, disguised as humor.
When ignoring her, can turn on the needy co-dependent.
Never pay for dinner, why valentines is a joke and much more!
Every technique tested by barflies and scumbags to success.
These DVDs are found in nuisance spam, junk mail and pop-ups.
Teaches how to conceal being an A-Hole, until the deal is closed.
Techniques that could only come from a GHB date mentality.
The DVD series is over-priced, but is guaranteed to con someone.
Who buys these programs? Predators, stalkers, and losers.
Drop that blow up doll and get the program today!
DISCLAIMER read this part very fast in a low whispered voice:
This post is intended solely for the use of the pathetic.
Meaning "guys" that live in a one room apartment, live with parents, sleep in their car, or in their parents car.
A-shape haircut, barb wire tattoo on the neck, trash talking, pants hanging off the butt crack, axe cologne wearing "guys"
Not directed at "real men" who don't need to lie, con, drug, intoxicate or buy sex.
Not to be compared, confused or contemplated with other advertisements and techniques that degrade and insult women.
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Xmatch not helping the delusional.
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Publié :14/8/2010 11h40
Dernière mise à jour :27/5/2024 15h25 2890 vues
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MilkChocolat4HIM
asked a question on magazine: "White Men and getting with Women of color"
There is a post and question option available on Xmatch.
Where you post or question only to your friends.
No one else can reply to the post or the question.
This is the internet equivalent to asking only people,
that will tell you, what you want to hear.
When the hard truth would get them back to reality.
To her, White women have no trouble getting with men of every color.
But White men only want the Halles Berry or Mariahs Carey or Penelopes Cruz
when it comes to women of color. Why is that?
This is when friends stifle laughs and looks of disbelief.
And then say something soothing and compassionate.
While the answer is: Because those women are sexy and beautiful.
I mean, if we are both available, nice people why aren't we hooking up?
Again, friends and guys trying to get a hefty girl, will say because some people are shallow.
You can do better than that.
While the answer is: Preference and appearance!
Are you afraid of what your friends/families might say?
Friends will say, he's missing out, you don't need him.
While the answer is: He does not want to be seen with you.
He is not afraid, he does not want to be mocked and ridiculed.
She likes men, Black or White or Latino, whomever.
As long as he's a good man and they share similar interests.
She has hooked up with just about every nationality.
and just don't understand why there aren't more couples of color. Any theories?
Friends will say she's open minded, others could learn from her.
While the answer is: We see couples of different races everyday.
There are the Wal-Mart zombie looking couples.
And then there are the attractive couples.
My theory is most people not being blind, trust their eyes.
If someone is visually unappealing, they are visually unappealing.
Wake up from your nightmare or refuse the date.
Go to the MilkChocolat4HIM profile, look at the photos.
Then click on a photo or Hallie, Mariah or Penelope.
Some men and women like hefty, robust, big women.
And other men and women like Penelope Cruz.
I'm not in the league with twenty-something stage queens.
Between me and some post-op tranny girls, they win. Easy!
But I can grasp this. It's not some great mystery to me.
I appeal to Xmatch to stop this post and question option.
It's shipwrecking people on Delusion Island.
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Birthday wishes happen: Be Careful!
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Publié :3/8/2010 15h19
Dernière mise à jour :3/8/2010 17h40 2836 vues
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August 2nd, my birthday. One cake, one wish.
Friday
Heterosexual male friends take boy-me to dinner and strip club.
Birthday being the excuse for their wives and girlfriends.
Many drinks and the obligatory over-priced table dance.
From a girl dancer, that no one is allowed to touch.
Saturday
Frequent companion (between her boyfriends) girlfriend.
Meets me for lunch, drinks, and avoiding 110 degree heat index.
Wander gift shops. Find matching Magnum PI tourist shirts.
Evening dancing to a steel drum band on the outside deck.
3AM go home, have giddy boy-girl birthday sex.
Sunday
Sleep late, breakfast is birthday fudge mom sent us and coffee.
Brave a swim in pool, water cool enough to not scald skin.
We stay inside the rest of day. Radio on lite smooth jazz.
Get happily buzzed on pitcher of margaritas and inhaled herbal.
Have shower sex. Out to dinner. Decide what we wear to party.
Thin crust extra large pineapple, cheese, spinach and alfredo pizza.
Monday
Wear Katy Perry tropical island outfits to birthday party.
Muscular young male dancer, strips down to a thong.
Paint him with sweet tasting body paint. Lick off paint.
Out comes the make a wish cake and wrapped packages.
WHAT I WISHED: To be the actual Wonder Woman.
WHAT I WORDED: "I want Wonder Womans body"
Second package I opened, is a Wonder Woman doll.
I received from a man and a woman: a hot Wonder Woman action figure.
I wanted a hot Wonder Woman figure, for action from men and women.
Word your birthday wish with care.
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If I were your Wonder Woman...
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Publié :10/7/2010 14h30
Dernière mise à jour :12/7/2010 21h24 3540 vues
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xsimonx2448 had a question in magazine.
If you could return in a second life as anything or anyone.
What would you choose?
For me it would be a fictional character.
Wonder Woman.
Not skinny Lynda Carter from TV.
Not the version watered down for the upcoming movie.
Not made over in jacket and stretch pants for DC Comics.
The actual muscular, curvy, six foot, Chyna looking Amazon.
With the mythical Paradise Island and the invisible plane.
Having the awesome powers that equal Superman.
The rope of truth and bracelets that deflect bullets.
Wearing the tiara, gold bustier, and a gold choker.
Over-the-knee boots, with traction. NO SPIKE HEELS.
You can't seriously run and fight in spike heels!
Then the tiny, skimpy, red, white and blue one piece costume.
Yes, that always seems to ride up between your ass cheeks.
Oh, things would be very different.
I would be crime fighting, wrong-righting, and ass kicking.
Plug the oil leak in the gulf and expose the sabotage.
Close up shop on Al Qaeda, the Taliban and the KKK.
Bin Laden admit every 9/11 detail on CNN, at the White House.
The United States nuclear deterrent would be me.
Amazon science would guarantee national defenses.
Abusive husbands and mean boyfriends start getting bitch whipped.
Pimps, meth/crack cooks, white collar crime. All treated the same.
Kidnapped children found or returned to their parents.
Amazonian medicine used for diseases; AIDS, TB, cancer, etc.
And I would have yummy sex, with all kinds of people.
Starting with colorful, smoky eyes intense, Drew Barrymore.
My interested Xmatch female friends would venture at their own risk.
Possible boyfriends would get a special boyfriend test.
Holding the magic rope, testing our will power.
If his, over comes mine, I'm his sex slave girl.
To submit to any butt spanking, cock sucking, ass fucking demands.
If I win, I ride him until he can't cum anymore.
And lies there in exhausted, sweaty collapse.
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BP wants you to swim, tan and fuck.
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Publié :5/6/2010 16h44
Dernière mise à jour :27/6/2010 12h04 3134 vues
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The seafood industry is feeling the pain of BP.
Bruised Profits.
Hotels and condo owners welcome any and everyone.
There are tips for tourists determined to visit oil soaked Orange Beach and Pensacola beach.
SWIMMING
The rules of giving a blow job to a boyfriend,
who is taking illegal untested steroids apply.
Treat this water, the same as that ejaculation.
Don't get it in your hair or eyes, and try to swallow it.
It comes in volumes, and the long term effects are unknown.
Sharks don't like the taste of people.
Due to our processed sodium, empty calorie McFood diet.
Oil mixed with salt water makes an excellent vinaigrette.
Lying in the sun, drinking alcohol is marinading human flesh.
If you see a shark, don't try to out swim the shark.
Try to out swim the next person.
TANNING
Should you not be eaten or asphyxiated....
Wipe off the thick coat of sludge, leaving a lite sheen.
You will begin to cook immediately.
This oil is FLAMMABLE. Sand is hot. Breeze feeds a spark.
Don't smoke a cigarette walking to your towel and cold drinks.
Actually you should avoid contact with metal and run.
Those retarded croc shoes will slow you down.
They have melted to the feet of a person with burning skin.
Fat guys full of Budweiser and grain alcohol have exploded.
Leaving Wal-Mart flip flops fused in sand, stinking of urine.
During the 1990s at Panama City Beach, we mixed cooking oil and butter with commercial tan accelerators.
I know people still living there. They are still brown.
From a distance they look bronzed, up close they look like luggage.
FUCKING
Raw unrefined oil is difficult to wash off.
Small amounts provide lasting lubrication, beyond K-Y products.
Effects to genitalia vary by the person.
Being slippery and tingly, to slippery and heated.
To slippery and burning like acid.
The new Sex On The Beach drink contains olive juice and sterno.
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Pegging, Fucking, or Fucking Up English?
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Publié :18/4/2010 10h26
Dernière mise à jour :3/5/2012 17h45 3232 vues
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In the Sunday Magazine thewriterbiter posed the question about PEGGING.
Some people were unaware of this practice. That is anal stimulation of a man.
That gave me cause, to the continued bastardization of english.
In ten years we will need phrase books to converse in english.
We continue to create new words, not to communicate better.
It's an attempt to sound cool. Socially Correct.
To sound more professional. Politically Correct.
And now to comfort insecure people. Sexually Correct.
Here, another "made up" word to describe a term already used.
Woman straps on a dildo, shoves it in a guys ass.
That is called FUCKING. You are FUCKING him.
PEGGING sounds like carpentry or woodcraft.
Strikes a more masculine tone, more manly and acceptable.
Along with black or gray male prostate stimulation devices.
With manly sounding names that resemble hand tools.
All this to make it O.K. for guys with esteem issues.
It's still a VIBRATOR!
Males with frail ego will line up on the NOT FOR ME side.
Along with underlying traits of homophobia from a few females.
Opposed and swearing this is a practice only for homosexuals.
Denying personal pleasure in return, for perceived sexual identity.
The prostate in a man, when massaged, gives him intense ejaculation.
Regardless of his sexual orientation, this is anatomy and biology.
In return for ignoring that. The same man can ignore her G-Spot.
This can become a race between sexually selfish people.
When one gets orgasm, the other is on their own.
It can go both ways.
I don't want anyone PEGGING me. Call it what it is....FUCKING.
What are the psychological motivations behind this desire for me?
It can be his flesh and muscle, pumping with semen cock.
A life like rubber dildo strapped around her waist.
Or a vibrator in experience hands.
My reaction physically is from the stimulation.
And emotionally from the submissive act of being taken.
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That's not NPR, Terry Gross or Fresh Air!
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Publié :15/4/2010 19h25
Dernière mise à jour :27/5/2024 15h25 2957 vues
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The following is from a 2010 Questions and Answers.
Between DIVISION77 and trisha_ann_glynn.
DIVISION77 is currently a competitive powerlifter.
Trisha is a cross-dressing cage dancer living on the Gulf Coast.
Being a personal trainer and power lifter (not bodybuilder),
I have a perspective on lifting, but I wondered how you came to find yourself sexually?
I define myself as a bisexual by choice.
I came to find myself by trying everything.
Going around the buffet table, until I knew what I liked the most.
Specifically why you are bisexual yet also heavily in to lifting?
Being bisexual has no effect on body shape.
Weight training does. It expands muscle size.
You can shape muscle, you can't shape fat.
I want to look good for the costumes I wear.
I dance half-naked in a cage, two nights a week.
I associate lifters with a dominant persona.
It's hard for me to rationalize bisexuality
and submissiveness in someone who is into lifting beyond novice.
Don't let the level of dedication frame the personality of the person.
I'm friends with one MMA fighter, a pure animal.
Out of the ring, he drinks tea, likes dogs and talks about the books he reads. He's engaged to be married.
Also, let's look at hard time, prison life.
Guys fucking other guys, until they get released.
The guy doing the fucking is the dominant.
He wants sex and control.
The guy getting fucked is the submissive.
He wants survival and protection.
There are gay inmates, but the majority is not gay.
So there are previously heterosexual men exercising control, by having sex with men.
That makes both, the dominant and the submissive, bisexuals.
Do you hide behind a vanilla profile during the day and your true nature is hidden from the world?
No, I only have the one true nature.
It depends on what I'm wearing when I talk.
As to the reaction, I get from people.
Wearing casual boy clothes, unshaven face.
I can speak out in favor of gay rights or join in conversations about women fashion.
People are impressed, I care or know these things.
Wearing revealing girl outfits, I'm all feminine.
Everyone thinks it's just so cool for me to know about handguns, politics or minor league baseball.
It's STILL ME, I did not get any smarter.
When I walk into a gym, I can usually tell which guys are dominants, neutral or subs.
Based on non-verbal communication, eye contact or lack thereof.
Do you project a different persona in the gym or do you act how you normally would?
(1)Define normal.
(2)It's not an act.
I speak to people I know, but not long talks.
Don't get distracted by the steroid people.
Don't hit on the gym bunnies, in there to be hit on.
The gym is just like a job. It's not a bar or a club.
I'm there to improve in the gym, so I can impress outside the gym.
I find it unnatural that someone with your degree of physical stature and development
would let guys weaker than you, top you when you are stronger.
First of all, thank you for that compliment.
Eating right, exercise and lifestyle takes discipline.
You confuse my feminine outlook and appearance.
And assume I let anyone use and fuck me. Not true.
I don't like skinny, prissy, twinkie boys.
The men I enjoy are 6'0 to 6'4. 250 LBS or better.
Hard body with an attractive face.
Someone that doesn't fuck and dose off to sleep.
Seems out of place or perhaps sexuality is more about pleasure than any measure of Dom/Sub for you?
Sex is most of all about pleasure for me.
I understand and take part in domination sex.
Exercising control, for aggressive role playing.
One girlfriend likes me to tie her, before fucking her.
She knows I'm not a control freak or a psycho.
On the submission side of sexuality.
I like to be subdued and fucked by someone stronger.
Plays rough, rips my stockings, whips me with his belt.
My best orgasms are with a man gripping my shoulders.
Thrusting into my ass, telling me he owns me.
I will ejaculate purely from the fucking.
As a natural dominant, and power lifter it's hard for me to rationalize what you project.
Because it flies in the face of everything I am and what I know about people.
We live in a mans world, women get a bad deal.
This body is the one I want to have. No sex change operation for me.
I like the attention I get, from wearing girl outfits.
I enjoy sex with men and women.
This is the best of both worlds.
Thanks for the time.
Thank you for having me.
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Play a game with us?
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Publié :13/4/2010 21h22
Dernière mise à jour :27/5/2024 15h25 3290 vues
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This is a fun little game Curioustap has got rolling, and madamtori introduced me to.
Copy and paste, fill in your answers below.
Then copy and paste the same questions on your blog.
So people can reply to you with answers.
It’s easy, it's FUN!
It's an opportunity to show some love for our Blog Family.
And you find out who thinks what about you!
So, here it is…copy and paste below and tell me what you think....
1) Would you kiss me?
2) Give me a nickname/by-name and tell my why you chose it.
3) Choose one (maybe more) word which you think is a
characteristic of mine.
4) What was your first impression/feeling as you saw my profile
or my blog?
5) If you could give me something what would it be?
6) What do you think is my best trait/character trait?
7) Would you like to be my friend?
8.) Which song would describe/characterize me best?
9) Are you going to put this game on your blog to find
out what I will say about you?
10) If so, put the link to your blog here.
Thank you very much for playing this game with us all.
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Horoscopes March 29 - April 4.
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Publié :30/3/2010 10h30
Dernière mise à jour :30/3/2010 18h54 2661 vues
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY Roselyn Sanchez and Julia Stiles.
ARIES
Strike up a conversations with anyone midweek.
Take a close look at what is wrong with your sex life.
The more opinions you get the better, anything is a step up.
Go to cultural events, try to look for meaning.
Easter is perfect for trying look spiritually deep.
TAURUS
This week you feel ill, from fighting the tide.
Don't use force, you do not have the strength.
Regroup, regain your ground. Conserve strength.
Try diplomacy and creativity, in place of brutality.
Sacrifices must be made for others, on your behalf.
Delays are good, gives you time to think.
GEMINI
Confusion, jealousy, lack of control in your relationship.
You will be disappointed and edge of violence angry.
You must realize this upsets you about your significant other.
And the problem will not get better or simply go away.
You made a bad choice, for sex and having dinner on the table.
Food poisoning or sexually tranmitted disease lies ahead.
CANCER
Concentrate on where you live, your home and family.
Even if you are not appreciated, take care of details.
Someone has to do the heavy lifting from time to time.
This week that someone is you, from bill pay to errands.
Remember! You claim these people as dependents on your taxes.
LEO
An over blown drama of phrases. You call it communication.
Public displays of affection and physical daring.
Forcefully expressed political and social points of view.
All these acts will attract sexual adventure to you.
From sexy people. Very turned on, by your passion.
To those who simply want to fill your mouth to silence you.
VIRGO
Show your appreciation for someone special this week.
Do it in a romantic manner that will be fuel for memories.
This weekend people will hide plastic eggs filled with candy.
The fun is not the candy, the excitement is finding it.
Flirtation and entertainment can lead to heat near the weekend.
Showing your feelings will increase romantic atmosphere.
LIBRA
It is time change your perspective of your role.
It is time to show that you are an individual.
You attract romance this week. Single as well as married.
Your physical needs come into play near the weekend.
Instructional classes bring romantic possibility.
Someone close to you makes noise to get your attention.
SCORPIO
Feelings rise to the surface and need attention.
Talking brings about a closer relationship picture.
You feel more turned on by midweek, looking to the weekend.
You want sex, but you also want someone with substance.
This complicates your weekend, finding that mix takes time.
Look beneath the surface, lest you end up like Gemini.
SAGITTARIUS
When you spend time helping friends, you resent them.
Preferring people that take advantage of you, with no return.
Your feelings are exposed, making you a target. Again.
You set boundaries to keep quality people out of your life.
Making room for those who use, abuse and dump you.
Strong sexual desire will lead you to that person.
CAPRICORN
Your energy is low. Details are very gray.
Take care in your presentations, or you might lose others.
Don’t worry about minor issues for the moment.
Help from your support group is near zero.
It is all on you. Focus, work, take notes, pray.
Business and personal life gets back on track after full moon.
AQUARIUS
Take a long look at your long term relationship.
After which you take a look elsewhere.
You then seek adventure in another relationship.
Trying to improve what you have was Plan A.
Cross talk and not being clear, derails romance.
Social life is confusing this weekend.
PISCES
Money problems from Monday through Sunday.
You are feeling drowned by the flood bills.
Your spending spree has come home to collect.
Now you try to fight the urge to spend. Too late.
The debts now are taxes, utilities and important details.
Write this down to remember next time you have extra cash.
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Tiger, Tiger, Why didn't you listen?
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Publié :19/2/2010 20h50
Dernière mise à jour :8/4/2011 21h22 3439 vues
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The harsh truth is blurred by half-ass apology.
So now is good as time as any to kiss and tell.
Tiger was fucking me.
I know, I know, I'm in a large group of strippers, models,
and the occassional actress.
My proof? That picture on the cover of Vanity Fair, that's not photo shop.
The baggy golf clothes hide his buff body.
I've swallowed that nine iron and wood on many courses.
All this drama could have been avoided, had he listened to me.
When the sponsors came to him with this marriage idea, I said no.
See for a black man to completely dominate a traditionally,
boring recreation, played by old rich white guys is scary.
Then with the election of President Obama, right-wing klan types
were turning into alcoholics, beating their wives and giving up their 18 holes a day.
So the idea was, marry him off to an acceptable aryan trophy bride.
Have a child to play up the family values thing.
Move him into a gated community and just blend in.
Make sure his belt always matches his shoes.
And in return his private life, is still private.
Agents, handlers and sponsors will keep all hush-hush.
Before long the republicans were back to destroying health care.
Biff, Donny and Lewis were back to playing golf again on work days.
"Say Donald another PBR?"
"You betcha!"
Problem was this was a scam.
The call girl sent the text message for Mrs Tiger to see.
They fight and none of his back-up support happens.
The rehab was for the nervous break-down from realizing how badly he was fucked by his own inner circle.
The apology was written by a therapist, making him look confused.
The prenuptial was re-written, so that Mrs Tiger owns him.
New sponsors will pick him up, to keep her and his agent rich.
When he returns, the other more suburbanite golfers will win more.
Woods will be advised which tournaments to excel in and not.
From Tiger to Bitch in one contractual agreement.
He was better off shooting for par with me.
When I wear my tiger costume, I think about how good we had it.
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