Waking up to coffee and cheddar fish.....
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Publié :16/4/2016 2h37
Dernière mise à jour :1/6/2016 21h00 21259 vues
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Thanks again man, and the Mars symphonic of my favorite little sex bits of a radio...
She tells me that you are pretty much with it about 99 % of the time....
If you're into a large selection of new stuff, like this and that, and the like, then please, let us know what to expect from you....
A constant reminder of how to create a unique opportunity for you......
I have plenty of room for a couple here.....
Did she ever had a great time with a good idea of what he wants.....
I swear it, and I really love the way of, making sure that you are pretty cool too....
She tells me that you have a whole lot of people who want to fuck you......
I'll fuck you...
If you & I have a whole lot of fun, and games are on your way up to the top of the bed....
I will drag you back to my cock from that headboard....
I'm glad you like to play with my emotions while you really start to drool on my huge fucking cock....
I want you to crawl under my shieky sheets and really get to going......
I want you to glide that mouth on my cock like you just found out how....
I want a lot of head bobbing on this massive dick.....
Since when do you think you should be a good little girl as you do a great job on my cock....
How many times do you think you can go down and throat as much as you can before you slide back up....
I am very proud of you....
She tells me that you can also be able to meet expectations of extasy....
Can you throat it as I come inside you.....
I'm now working on a high quality and the use of these products are made just for you...
I want to come, but....
I need you to suck it more.....
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Somewhere in Nevada...
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Publié :25/3/2016 15h19
Dernière mise à jour :18/4/2016 10h06 24107 vues
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Going back home overnight in a 747 is seemingly random, and sometimes a so, so, idea after the endeavors that you sometimes encounter as you travel....
I was so very quick to judge the the occupation of a little lasse I came across in the downtown area. She was all too very attractive, and what I thought to be some how mysterious, in my eye. To say the very least, I thought she was very fucking hot....
There's just so much to consider as you make your way to a motel room with a very thick stiffy.....
It was all starting to take shape. Her jet black hair seemingly subdue my sense of ability, and I began to become captive to my own sex drive......
I am seemingly endlessly going over just how I can manage to get back to the right position, and back to a good train of thought. She's so pretty and well worth it!
"It would seem like I am helpless to your ability to make sure that I am a bit more than happy here"
That's exactly just what I said to her as she got undressed. She then tells me that I shouldn't have to sweat the small stuff.....
I agree with that....
I think I got the best of here as she pulled out my big cock...
She then tells me how she was thinking it was just about too big for her as she was gripping it.
She must like big cock....
I begin to see if there could be a way to get her to deep throat it, and that's when I find out that she's not a professional at it....
I asked here as she was head bobbing if she loved my big sexxy cock...
Well, to make this a short story, she loved my cock....
The funny thing of it all is that she wanted me so much that I thought she might want to get married....
So we did.....
The End
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The Fickle Times We Live In.....
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Publié :16/3/2016 3h37
Dernière mise à jour :18/6/2016 2h25 25065 vues
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"Never mind what's being said to you! Then maybe you could learn to fuck better!"
That's what I said to her as I came in her mouth after, a less than par blowjob.....
"Didn't you learn anything from those porn flicks that you keep in your closet?!!"
I had asked her that before, and she hates it every time. She then says to me, that, she thought I loved her, and she thought that, I, had made our relationship special to her.
She then asks if I still love her.....
She has no idea of just how many people I say that to over time. So I tell her, I'm going to drive her home. She says that, that's all she wants to do right now, is go home.
I drive her home.....
The next day, the lady that I got in to an argument with the other night, came over again. Yes, I do have more than one lady friend....
She tells me, she just found out that I've been cheating on her with a couple strippers at the night club. So, I tell her that they have been around long before she has.
She cried after I said that....
I have had enough of this bitching, and arguing with this chick! I begin to tell her, that it doesn't have to be this way. You don't really have to be in my life! You can move on from me, because I've had it with everything!
So, i show her the door......
I swear it, that, if I ever see her again. I just might lose my mind!
So I call her up on the phone...
I begin to say that, what a cunt she's been, and i never want to see her again. Then, after all that, I tell her it's over, and don't contact me again.
I hang up on her.....
I was sleeping the other night, and, when I awoken, I decided to call a friend of mine over to calm my nerves......
My cute sassy little boyfriend will be here in another 30 minute's....
So, I threw some lotion on, everywhere on my body, and then, gently spray, some, Cologne on my cock!
So, well, what do you know, he gives better head that she ever did!!!!
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Who says so?
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Publié :28/1/2016 18h20
Dernière mise à jour :18/6/2016 2h22 27213 vues
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Out like a light, i feel dazed by the sheer weight of the pressure felt in my chest......
I come two and see the nurse. She tells me to take it easy and don't get up quick. I ask her just how bad is it? She told me it was very serious and they didn't think I'd make it but I did make it back alive! Relieved as I am to hear that, I ask for a bite to eat. She tells me the vegetable soup is just about the best thing on the menu. So I ordered the soup.
The doctor comes in and he lets me know that I'm doing well. So much so that he is even going to release me today. Thank god!!
So now back at home from the hospital, I get online and talk to a friend of mine. He tells me how he has something for us to do. So i say what is it that you got in mind for us to be doing? He then tells me you'll see.
I know what he's got in mind. I know exactly just what he wants! I remember meeting him at the bar. He was so very sexy in that black and white stripes.
So boldly I say as long as I'm getting my dick sucked I'll be right over. He then says that I don't need to worry about that and I just need to make it over there. He says if I hurry we can do it again tomorrow night! He likes me to get into bed with his ass! My cock is all he wants and he can suck a great cock! So I'm good with it.
So I'm getting ready to head that way to get my cock wet and the phone rings. I answer and its my best friend. He's a really good friend of mine. He likes my taste in wine. So I ask him what's going on? He begins to say that he hopes I got my cock in my hand because he's got some news.
Very interested in the news I as what's the story? he says that when we were at the Olive Garden and that girl at the front desk was super friendly to us and you went to go to the bathroom, got her number! She even asked about you!!
I ask him where is the party going to be at? He lets me know that it's a double date and they want to do it at my place. I'm sure he told them about my game room and my unending supply of wine that he loves so much. So I ask him when was all of this taking place and he said it was going to be tonight!!
This is short notice, but why the hell not!!
Do I have time to go and get my dick wet first? He lets me know that I got about three hours. Very well then. I think I can make this workout!!
Shortly after I get off the phone I make my way to what I know is going to be a good blowjob!! I make my way their, and pull in the driveway. This guy looks sexxy on every occasion. Gets me hard every time!!
I knock at the door and he answers it in a red nightgown. A very skimpy one!! He knows what I like. I tell him he's very good looking. He says aren't you glad I can't have kids? So I tell him that that's just what I like about you. He ask me how can I just chit chat at the door like this? I step in the door, lean in, and kiss him.
This guy is so fucking hot!! And peach lipstick.... He's such a good dick sucker!!
Afterwards, i call my friend that got the girls all lined up for us. He's on his way over with the girls!! He said that he'd be at my place shortly....
That was what I was thinking, but it would seem to be a different story then foretold. I get the ring at the doorbell and he's by himself. He tells me he didn't want to say, but the plans got cancelled. So we hang out for a while and have a few drinks.....
Okay, this guy loves my wine, and when he's drunk he's all over me!! What can I say? He loves my cock too!!
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The Shadow Warrior and the Geisha
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Publié :16/3/2016 4h07
Dernière mise à jour :1/6/2016 20h37 25077 vues
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One day, I had reached in to my coat pocket and pulled out some cash. It was $2.35. So, i thought to myself, can I really just have nothing but just pocket change?
So, i thought that, just maybe, the hamburger joint would be open shortly. I think , that's about 15 minutes from now. So I'm walking. It is just two blocks down the road. When I arrive, I orderdered off the dollar menu. I only have enough for fries and a coke...
So, i have a seat and waiting for my order, and as I do, I saw this drop dead gorgeous lady across the way!! So, I look over at her, and say that;
" I realise, that this place here is somewhat of a dump, but, I couldn't help but to notice that you had decided to eat here." She laughs, and she told me, that, she only lives four blocks down the way......
I tell her that I live pretty close myself...
Just then, my number was called. So, I go get my order , and as I do i couldn't help, but to think of the lady that I had just met. She had red hair, and a perfect smile, and couldn't help but to think that, I love that smile...
She had a soft complexion. Damn hot I thought.....
So I grab my chair...
I thought of this girl sitting over there at the booth, and I thought to myself, and I thought up a few ways of maybe, just that, there's some way I could get over there...
So, I look her way, and asked her, just, how does she like the neighborhood? So I tell here l've lived here for a while, and it's not bad in my neck of the woods.
She asks me, if; i could have a seat with her......
So I do.....
We chit chat for a moment, and I'm telling her of my apartment, and stuff I got inside of it.
She seems interested enough.....
So, i ask her if she would like to come over with me, and check out my apartment. So, she said that, she would like to visit, and see if it looks as cool as I say it is......
So after we eat we walk back to my place....
When we get there, I show her around. I ask her, just, how does she like the place so far? She seemed more intrigued about my antique sleigh bed...
So I asked her if wants to see it...
She says, she wants to see it, and just, what kind of skills you have on a bed.....
So we go in to the bedroom....
I tell her, in the old days, that, they only may, have made the sizes, to full size.....
She tells me just how interesting my bed looks..
So I say, well, I refurbished it myself, and it's smooth, just maybe one rough edge...
She laughs, and says that there's something that I had thought up, and would like to check the bed for a moment.....
So it's obvious that she really likes the bed..
She lays down, on the bed, and gets under the covers, and tells me just how intriguing my sheets are.....
She tells me, that, it does seem like a sturdy bed...
As she lays there, I tell her, I restored the strength of the bed, and there is room for two...
Let's find out she says...
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Relaxation tip....
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Publié :19/6/2016 21h54
Dernière mise à jour :28/4/2024 22h29 17555 vues
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You should know that you were in my mind and I will never forget that.....
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The fullest ways of making the trip to see if you are ready for bed.....
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Publié :19/6/2016 21h51
Dernière mise à jour :21/6/2016 11h31 17463 vues
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I love to fuck in my room, and the first thing that comes, to my mind, is, how, I like, to slam your head against, my headboard, of, my antique sleigh bed....
It makes no difference, whether or not, to receive a full service blowjob, from you.
As soon as, you know what I want, you can make your move....
The sun is out there....
Don't forget, that, you are, a bit of a kind of thing, that, i am still waiting for....
I want you, to come to my list of all things considered. A little better than you ever have before, I think!.....
However, I have been enlightened, to the fact, that, this, is not limited to a large portion of ecstasy!
Ineemingly, so, but, just not really though.....
I love you, and your loved thoughtfulness, of how you, want to suck my cock...
Does, thinking about, a thick dick, really, asperiations, of how, you just love it?....
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Blueberries, strawberries and dandelions.....
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Publié :18/6/2016 14h40
Dernière mise à jour :18/6/2016 14h41 17269 vues
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What bits and tidbits of some sense of juicy know ledges do you know of to have the juices flowing through the brains of you seemingly little 'ol masterminds here on site?....
The very first sessions and the rest of yall do not reply directly from eBay and are subject to change and even more
pocket change....
The best of my ability to create an environment where you are looking for witts and wittyness over wittyhumor....
Is there room for my great big heart to move onto a few goodsand
baggage claims that I have been using this site online called
passion.....
The other hand is not only the shit butter and sugar and I will never happen to know about it and then this morning
and evening of my life and death of my own personal experiences with this new version of the last full viewing of my head and shoulders of my own personal businesses and I will never forget that the best of luck. With that said, i think, you really want to rock out of town for work and play with my new S3 galaxy note that you have to be done for you to come up with all of your own personal care of your own business at your own risky business days of work and play with my own personal businesses and I am very happy with it and I will never be able to take
care of you again......
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Relaxation tip....
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Publié :14/6/2016 14h17
Dernière mise à jour :28/4/2024 22h29 17421 vues
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Spiritual guidance books are fun to read, so, read one....
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Smokes for a short casual outing.....
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Publié :14/6/2016 14h13
Dernière mise à jour :15/6/2016 8h52 17419 vues
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You know, what, I want to do with this new product to use it for don't you?
I gotta be blunt with it, but I need a good road side assistance here....
The only thing is, that, I would like to see you again, on Thursday night, and I am not sure if you want me to do it for you too..
The best way for me to put this together, and talk about it , and it is a good little smoke for a buck....
We don't want to go down there yet,but, then again, another dollar and I have two. It's basically 4 for 4.....
However, I do think these tiny smokes are good too....
Don't count that out at all....
Does that seem to make you smile some?
I like it when you like to try out new things with me....
Seasons of a sudden change, I think.......
Makes sense to me....
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