If you are able to read my profile, read my blog. You will learn much more about me there. I could tell you how awesome I am, but wouldn't you prefer to find out for yourself? I thought I would do something different and tell you what I'm not, instead of what I am. This might give you a clue to who I am. In no particular order: I'm not tall, dark, and handsome but I'm not a troll either. See photos for details. I'm not rich but I'm not poor. I own a home and a car. I'm not unemployed nor am I a slave to my job. I have a job I love that pays me well enough, has some benefits, and I leave work at work. I'm not an alcoholic or drug addict nor am I a teetotaler. I enjoy a good craft beer and a tasty bud to smoke. I'm not a party animal and into going out to bars all the time. Although as a musician I've been in many bars and to many parties. I'm not a rock star. I am a musician though. I'm not a comedian but I can be funny and have a great sense of humor. I'm not a mechanic, plumber, or electrician but I can fix a car, a water leak, and a wall outlet. I'm not a chef but I'm not lost in the kitchen either. I've worked in restaurants for many years and enjoy cooking. I don't eat fast food all the time or eat at fancy restaurants. See above comment. I can whip up a meal faster than driving to McD's and it will taste better and be healthier. I can also cook a gourmet dinner that will rival your favorite restaurant. Did I mention I specialize in breakfast? I'm not a health and fitness fanatic but I eat healthy and do twenty pushups a day. I'm not a couch potato but I do enjoy TV after work and movies on a rainy day. otherwise I'm doing yard work and housework on the weekends. I'm not a slob but not a neat freak either. Clean enough to be healthy, messy enough to be comfortable. I'm not a big sports fan but I did get a little Royals Fever during the World Series. I'm not good at social networking. I'm not a social butterfly nor a complete loner. I prefer shared company in social gatherings. I'm not standoffish, I'm just not very good at reading social cues. It helps when you say hi first. I'm not ignoring you, I have nerve deafness and didn't hear you. I'm not Albert Einstein but I am pretty darn smart. I'm so bright my mother called me . I'm not arrogant and egotistical nor totally self-deprecating. I have a positive view of myself and love who I am. I'm not perfect but I tend to be a perfectionist sometimes... especially in the kitchen. I'm not a Boy Scout (anymore) but I'm not a bad boy either. OK.... once a Boy Scout always a Boy Scout. I'm not looking for a mother, maid or a cook. I can do my own laundry and my own cooking. I'm not superficial but I do believe mutual attraction. Some humor: FUQ's (Frequently Unasked Questions) (Disclaimer) The following questions have never been asked.However, the answers are real. Why the name 80SROCKER? Because all the "cool" names describing the size of my manhood or sexual prowess are already taken. I am an actual living musician from the 80's. Why do you have long hair? I'm a bass player. My hairstylist got out of the business in 1989. I have a "Samsun Complex"( long hair = spiritual strength) It's awesome! Are all those stories about 80's hair bands and bass players true? To the best of my recollection. What was your stage name in the 80's? Mike Hawk. Do you still party like a rock star? I party like a smart rock star. That is why I am still alive and healthy. Do you do something else besides play music? I work for the largest musical instrument distributor in the world. I repair amplifiers and keyboards and I just started a company that builds custom effects pedals for guitar players. So...no. If you are so awesome why are you still single? Hmmmmm...I dunno... because I am so awesome!? B) Are you for real? LoL Yes I am. Look up FRED_NUGENT on you_tube and you can see me in action! Please visit my blog and leave a comment. Mike Hawk

Ma personne idéale : I will know who you are... You will know who you are...
I tend to let mutual attraction govern my choices but here are things I like in a woman:

You get my sense of humor, you have a sense of humor.
You are intellectually stimulating.
Non tobacco smoker or considerate smoker.
Like music. Sing or play an instrument? Even better! Let's jam.

Physically: I'll admit I have a type. (hmm.... What is my type?) I'll leave you guessing on that one. However I'm not blind to beauty in all forms.

Quel est l'endroit qui vous fait fantasmer pour une rencontre sexuelle ?:
Les montagnes russes, Un avion, Un cinéma, Sous une cascade, Mon bureau au boulot, Un ascenseur

Quels types d'activités sexuelles vous excitent?:
Donner le sexe oral, Recevoir le sexe oral, Jouets (vibrateurs/godemichés/etc.), L'esclavage en douceur, La fessée, Jeux de rôles, Masturbation mutuelle, Jeu de la bouffe, Participer dans une photographie érotique, Voyeurisme

Quels sont les facteurs importants lorsque vous recherchez un partenaire sexuel ?:
Attraction physique, Appétit sexuel, Volonté de discuter ouvertement et de tout essayer, Niveau de créativité/perversité

Avez-vous déjà fantasmé sur une célébrité ? Qui ? Qu'est-ce qui vous excitait ?:
I had an encounter with Teri Weigl at a bar one time as part
of a video shoot.

Avez-vous déjà fait du cybersexe  ?:
Si souvent que je ne sais plus compter.

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