AZBlonde 33 / F
"Cum Connoisseur"
Phoenix, Arizona, États-Unis
 
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AZBlonde 33/F
Phoenix, Arizona
I'm just here for cum, ...lots and lots of cum.
Présentation
I am a very selective, bisexual, mid 30s, "MILF" type blonde, seeking regular fun with a select male (or possibly multiple males), an attractive couple, or even a single female. I am also very oral with an EXTREME cum fetish (yes, you read that correctly). If you're interested in getting to know me and would like to increase your odds of getting an actual response back, I'd strongly suggest reading the following in its entirety BEFORE even thinking about sending me a message. [I]However, before we go any further, I feel the need to clarify a few things with what I like to call my "mandatory bitch clause" because some of you little boys just don't get it and apparently being a complete and total bitch is the only way to get through to your pea sized brain. First and foremost: I am a real girl who can walk and talk, can you imagine that!? If you wanna assume that I am fake, some creep catfish'n, or (here's my absolute favorite) "impersonating someone else and using her stolen pics", just because you're too dumb to connect the dots, cool. No loss here, trust me. Also, last time I checked my account was confirmed, ...is yours? Second: If you've seen my pictures elsewhere on the net (which I'm guessing you probably have), I'd recommend that you do a little investigative work before shitting all over the comments section of my profile with "what you think is happening" and thoroughly embarrassing yourself (unless of course, public humiliation is your thing). Just like the old saying goes, "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and to remove all doubt". Words some of you guys should learn to live by... Third: I'm not on here looking to fuck a bunch of people, have a slew of random encounters, or catch an STD. In fact, I am here looking for something very, very, specific. So unless you're packing 10" of fun, please spare me with your "I'm hung like a and cum in quarts" bullshit because lets just be real here for a second, "Um...no you're not & no you don't". Your lil 5 1/2" dick dribbling out a few tears worth of semen isn't impressive to me let alone anyone else. So unless I specifically tell you that I am interested in perally extracting a sample of your DNA, please fuck off with all of your endless emails, IM's, and other bull shit requests. Fourth: I'm not here looking to be "spoiled", or interested in your lame "tantric massage". So, to all of you older men who have absolutely no game whatsoever and have to rely on bribes such as these in order to get a woman's attention, please feel free to move along to the next profile. If you have to use the word "spoil", "massage", or even worse "money" in any part of your communication with me, I can guarantee that you are NOT what I am looking for. Oh, and one more thing for all you old guys, STOP pretending to be your wife, "looking for a female to fuck their husband". Please, ...as if any woman would ever be dumb enough to fall for this bull shit. Last, but certainly not least: There is absolutely no need to message me, informing me that "you're going to be in my neck of the woods", "where you're staying", if "you're playing golf in the same city as me", or that "you're moving here for work in 18 months". I'm pretty sure it don't say "Holliday Inn" across my forehead and I don't take reservations, so I don't understand why some of you guys feel the constant need to notify me of your travel plans. Bottom line, I don't give two shits and a fuck what you're doing, where you're doing it, or why you're doing it, and your need to notify me of this is not only pointless, but a complete waste of god damn time for both of us. I swear I'm not normally a bitch, but Jesus Christ, some of you guys don't know how to take "no", "I don't care", or "fuck off" for an answer![/I] Ok, ...moving on. Many of you have asked why I am so fascinated with cum, so here goes... Without going into too much detail, I simply enjoy the smell, the taste, and the warm creamy texture of it, honestly it's like a treat for me. I love the way it feels when it's pumped into my mouth and how it coats my throat when I swallow it down. I do occasionally get into moods where I enjoy playing with it as well. So, there may be times when I just want it squirted on my face, maybe pumped all over my tits, spread all over my ass, or if I am feeling really daring, even dripping out of me. Condom use is obviously not an option for me, so [COLOR red][B]YOU MUST BE D&D FREE WITH RECENT & VERIFIABLE PROOF[/B][/COLOR red]. Absolutely, positively, 1000%, ZERO exceptions to this rule.

Ma personne idéale : (s)

Ideal Single Male:
Would be handsome, muscular, very well endowed, and between the ages of 21-40. For the record, I'm cool with younger guys (18-20) just so long as long as they don't act like they're fucking retarded. Oh, and just so you know, I absolutely love BBC (that means black dick for all of you with an IQ of 10 or less). Being as oral as I am, I really appreciate a man with a nice, large cock. Although, while size is always important to me, a man who can cum in volume truly holds the key to my heart.

Ideal Couple:
Would be an attractive pair, between the ages of 21-40, and willing to let me in on their fun. I am very bi, so I would want a couple whose female is ok playing with me before I pin and drain her man of all his fluids. (just be advised that I will not share his seed with you)

Ideal Single Female:
Obviously bi, sexy and between the ages of 21-40. She should also be available to occasionally accompany me to night clubs for cocktails, dancing, and prowling for semen donors. (Please note: I'm not interested in women who are simply "bi curious" or looking for their first bisexual encounter. If you don't already know how to eat pussy, I'm not interested in teaching you)

Ideal Cuckold:
Would be able to show up on a moments notice and lick me clean after being fucked by a real man. This means your pathetic, tiny lil wenis, will be locked up tight while you use your sissy tongue to carefully lick me clean, lapping up any residual cum that may be left on (or) dripping out of me.

I actually don't play with cucks (or bi men). I just threw that in there for a good laugh!

I cannot stress this enough. I am ONLY interested in an arrangement with someone who is:
1. Local. This means you live (not just here visiting) in this state, preferably in my immediate area.
2. Able to handle my abnormally high sex drive. (I'm in my mid 30’s and literally crave it nonstop)
3. Be available on short notice for regular feeding sessions. (which is directly related to #1)
4. Interested in an ongoing/long term arrangement with me. (again, I am not looking for a one nighter with a bunch or random people)
5. Fit/muscular, healthy, attractive, under 40, and most of all, able to produce large amounts of thick, creamy semen for me. Being well endowed is a definite plus.


IF YOU DO NOT MEET ALL FIVE CONDITIONS LISTED ABOVE, PLEASE DO US BOTH A FAVOR AND DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME CONTACTING ME AS I WILL NOT RESPOND.

Remember, I am the one that decides the who, the what, the when, and the where, ...not you, not ever. So, chances are if I haven't responded to your 350 boring, cut and paste messages, it might be safe to assume that I'm just not interested in you, ...period, end of discussion. There is absolutely no need to follow up with a nasty email, blow me up with IM's, or leave shitty photo/video comments, calling me a "bitch" or attempting to take jabs at me with your bad grammar and poorly composed insults. Oh, and if the content written in my bio has hurt your sensitive little feelings to the point where you feel compelled enough to send me a nasty message, at least be a man and not block me so I can offer up my rebuttal afterwards. Those that do this are not only complete cowards, but only do it because they themselves know they don't have a snowballs chance in hell anyways. For the rest of you who have actually taken the time to read all of this, congratulations. You literally represent <1% of the members on here who can actually read. Now, if you're still interested in contacting me, please start your message with "So you love cum eh?" so I know your other head works too...



Parlez de l'un de vos fantasmes préférés. Lâchez-vous !:
Getting fucked in the locker room by the whole team.

Quels types d'activités sexuelles vous excitent?:
Donner le sexe oral, Swallowing Cum, Receiving Facials

Quels sont les facteurs importants lorsque vous recherchez un partenaire sexuel ?:
Attraction physique, Able to prove they are STD free

Avez-vous déjà fantasmé sur une célébrité ? Qui ? Qu'est-ce qui vous excitait ?:
Jake Gyllenhaal

Avez-vous déjà fait du cybersexe  ?:
Si souvent que je ne sais plus compter.

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Informations
  • 33 / femme
  • Phoenix, Arizona, États-Unis
Orientation sexuelle:
Bi-sexuel(le)
Recherchant:  Hommes, Femmes, Couples (homme/femme) ou Groupes
Date de naissance: 1 Janvier 1986
Envisage de déménager ?: Ne se prononce pas
État civil: Célibataire
Taille: 5 ft 7 in / 170-172 cm
Corpulence: Normal
Tabac: Je ne fume pas
Alcool: Je bois un peu/quand je sors
Drogues: Je ne me drogue jamais
Éducation: Ne se prononce pas
Profession: Semen Extractor
Origine: Européen/Américain
Religion: Ne se prononce pas
Taille de soutien-gorge: 36 / 80 DD (E, sinon DD)
Parle: Anglais
Couleur des cheveux: Blond platine
Longueur des cheveux: Long
Couleur des yeux: Bleu
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