I'm quirky and silly, I laugh a lot. I'm pretty bossy on the streets and a sub in the sheets. I friggin' love Oreos!

Ma personne idéale : I'm straight but occasionally I like ladies.
I'm kinda kinky but also shy.
I like a man who can take control and also be a big sweetheart.
looking for an SD.

Some things you should know.

I will make fun of you and pretty much everything you say,
you have been warned.

No, I don't want a dick pic.

Do not ask me to hang out within the first 24 hours of talking.
Patience is a virtue.

My sense of humor is not for the faint of heart.

Yes, I realize you guys are here because you're horny.

I don't get Turned on in a conventional way.
No, that doesn't mean what you just thought.

No, I don't want cum on my face, it burns my eyes.

I talk a lot, I have an opinion and no filter. Don't act surprised.

I'm a person, not a pornstar.

If I don't answer your IM right away stay calm. Patience is a what?

Yes, you have competition. lol. So be charming.

Still here?

Nice. You have completed the first obstacle.
If you are only a little annoyed with me then I most likely won't think you're a complete ass. Congrats!

On to obstacle 2.
Now that you can't start with
"wanna see my dick?" or
"Let's hang out"
what will you say?

Hint: Honestly, I'm impossible.
Please be respectful.

P.S. I honestly do not mean to offend. I'm just being me and you're just being you. If we don't click, there is no reason to take it personally.

and finally, don't care if this pisses you off. No need to tell me.

Parlez de l'un de vos fantasmes préférés. Lâchez-vous !:
I don't know if this counts as a fantasy. I have a recurring
dream where I'm at a party wearing a sexy long red dress
that has still down both sides that come up below my hips.
I'm standing outside on a big porch; everyone is inside
dancing. A man that I've been making eyes at all night
comes up behind me. I can't see him but I know it's
him. He puts his hands on my legs and slides them all the way
up. he pulls my panties aside and starts playing with me.
He unbuckles his belt, unzips his pants and takes me from
behind....then I wake up super wet.

Quel est l'endroit qui vous fait fantasmer pour une rencontre sexuelle ?:
Un véhicule mobile (c'est-à-dire une voiture), Un cinéma, Sous une cascade, Une piscine ou un jaccuzi, Un ascenseur, Une chambre d'hôtel

Quels types d'activités sexuelles vous excitent?:
Donner le sexe oral, L'esclavage en douceur, La fessée, Faire des "films" maison, Bander les yeux

Quels sont les facteurs importants lorsque vous recherchez un partenaire sexuel ?:
Attraction physique, Fétiches communs ou similaires, Volonté de discuter ouvertement et de tout essayer

Avez-vous déjà fait du cybersexe  ?:
Pas encore, mais je veux vraiment essayer.

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