I am a sarcastically witty, creative, eccentric, artistic gal. I have a wicked sense of humor and maybe an eight-ish point vocabulary. I am a true believer that bacon makes everything better. This is, arguably, the one truth in the world. You might Like/Not like me because...I have tattoos, piercings, funky hair (currently, it's teal/blue with the under side shaved, but I am a natural ginger), I am pro-choice, support gay marriage, support having control over my own body, am a feminist and supporter of #metoo as well as having myriad stories of my own experiences-all the basic “snowflake/libtard” stuff. If you support our “Commander of Cheese” (thank you, Kellyanne) please don't message me at all. I used to be able to at least get along with people, but I can't possibly consider anything but niceties with anyone that is or supports a willfully ignorant, misogynistic racist. Even though I am not specifically looking for anything above and beyond NSA, my mind has to be stimulated at least a little for anything else to follow suit. I never expect anything more than respect. I’m not anti-relationship, but I’m not deliberately seeking one out either. I’ve had relationships spring out of this site before. I’m up for any outcome, just be communicative and honest.

Ma personne idéale : Someone who actually wants to (and can) go out and do things in public. Enjoyment of craft beer and/or cocktails is a plus. Race/ethnicity is unimportant to me-although I find myself attracted to different ethnicities than my own more often. I can't stand the “basic white bro” look. I like a larger frame on a man-be it tall or just SOLID. I am not a tiny girl-I am voluptuous and like being with someone that can toss me around a bit. At least 5'9” and taller. Not generally interested in skinny minnies. Ideal: 6'4” 275 lbs of brick shit house. So, like, Thor? Or maybe more so Heimdall? I've been happily with most types, so it’s ultimately not a huge deal.

Sense of humor is imperative. The ability to use the English language and punctuation is relatively important as well since we are currently communicating via text..

I am not interested in anyone under 35 and if you are over 55, you would need to look ten years younger for me to consider you. I prefer older men, but under 50 is my wheelhouse. This is based on experience and people I have met through this site. When I politely decline based on these feelings, I am not looking for a rebuttal referencing age not mattering. Age doesn’t really matter, but looks do factor in.

If you message me and do not have a face pic in your profile, please include one in which I can see your eyes. I will not consider anything beyond niceties without a face pic. Your cock is only secondarily important to me. I will gladly send a face pic back.

Quels types d'activités sexuelles vous excitent?:
Donner le sexe oral

Quels sont les facteurs importants lorsque vous recherchez un partenaire sexuel ?:
Attraction physique

Avez-vous déjà fait du cybersexe  ?:
Si souvent que je ne sais plus compter.

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