About me: Well, it all started during a snow storm in May in the city of Denver Colorado. I know your first thought is, a snow storm in May?! Really, this is no fairy tale. My parents had a rea to celebrate, I was born. I was my mother's first Mother’s Day gift. I was raised in Southern Colorado for the most part. I am the ninth generation on my father’s side to be born in Colorado. I spent a few years in the U.S. Navy and traveled half way around the world and I learned one thing, I love Colorado. Actually, I learned a lot more than one thing during my travels; I was just being dramatic while attempting to make a point. Why am I here? I want to find a friend . I don’t want drama please; I have had all I can handle in this life time. Perhaps drama can look me up during my next lifetime. Music: Classic rock is my favorite but I like rock all the way to the present. Not into at all I can handle Country to a point depending on who the artist is. Food: Mexican, Italian and American, but mostly Southwestern style. I love to cook by the way. This really happened to me! I was attacked in the shower this morning by a killer mutant spider! I was washing my hair when I felt something brush against my face I opened my eyes and there between my eyes was a huge brown eight legged monster attempting to eat me alive. I swung at it and missed, it swung toward me from its invisible bungee cord in an attempt to bite my head off! I screamed in horror as I jumped back grabbing the shower nozzle. I turned the cold water off leaving only the hot water on. I pointed the hot water stream at the Killer arachnid until it fell from its aerial attack position. The abomination then attempted a ground assault charging toward me fangs and mandibles flaring in the wet open air. I feared for my very life. I turned to the heavy artillery and switched the shower head to massage spray. The eight legged tank wavered in the stream of hot molten water and fell victim to the drain. I was forced to watch the drain for the duration of my shower. I still fear the return of that evil exoskeleton abomination. I will watch the drain, but next time I will be ready!arachnid until it fell from its aerial attack position. The abomination then attempted an attack on land, charging toward me fangs and mandibles flaring in the wet open air. I feared for my very life, so turned to the heavy artillery and switched the shower head to massage spray. The eight legged tank wavered in the stream of hot molten water and fell victim to the drain. I was forced to watch the drain for the duration of my shower. I still fear the return of that evil exoskeleton abomination. I will watch the drain, but this time I will be ready! I recall my first time with a condom, I was 16 or so. I went in to buy a packet of condoms at the pharmacy. There was this beautiful woman assistant behind the counter, and she could see that I was new at it. She handed me the package and asked if I knew how to wear one. I honestly answered, ‘No, this is my first time.’ So she unwrapped the package, took one out and slipped it over her thumb. She cautioned me to make sure it was on tight and secure. I apparently still looked confused. So, she looked all around the store to see if it was empty. It was empty. ‘Just a minute,’ she said, and walked to the door, and locked it. Taking my hand, she led me into the back room, unbuttoned her blouse and removed it. She unhooked her bra and laid it aside. ‘Do these excite you?’ She asked. Well, I was so dumb-struck that all I could do was nod my head. She then said it was time to slip the condom on. As I was slipping it on, she dropped her skirt, removed her panties and lay down on a desk. ‘Well, come on’, she said, ‘We don’t have much time.’ So I climbed on her. It was so wonderful, that unfortunately, I could no longer hold back and KAPOWWWWWWWW, I was done within a few moments. She looked at me with a bit of a frown. ‘Did you put that condom on?’ she asked. I said, ‘I sure did,’ and held up my thumb to show her. She fainted.”

Ma personne idéale : I am looking for a real woman, down to earth and wants to have some fun in life. I have recently come to know that we have to live this life now. We may not be here to enjoy the next morning. You never really know. Please make the best of what you've got and don't put off the enjoyment.