Anyone seen the SNL skit "Lowered Expectations"? I gave the writers the idea. Another favorite skit is "Mary Catherine Gallagher", and I also believe that my thoughts could best be expressed by quoting someone else's thoughts... "Damn, I wish I was your lover." "I'm your lover, I'm your zero." "Love is suicide." "I'm just a grouch sittin' on the couch, the world owes me so fuck you!" "I'm so damn bored I'm goin' blind and loneliness has to suffice. Bite my lip and close my eyes, oh trippin' away to paradise. Some say quit or I'll go blind..." Damn I love that band. Do you know who it is? But to be serious for a moment... I like cuddling by the fireplace, long walks on the beach, and men who aren't afraid to cry. Wait a minute, I don't like any of those! There are only two things that should be done on the beach, and walking isn't one of them. And there are much better ways to keep warm than a fireplace.

Ma personne idéale : An "Extraordinary Girl" to make me forget about "Whatsername" (she was quite an "American Idiot"). Maybe even someone to spend a "Holiday" with. A good dancer would be nice (Line dancing does NOT count). I like redheads, but am an equally opportunity destroyer. A Miss Piggy for my Kermit. 'Cause it's not easy being green.

Are you still reading this? What a freak
And remember kids - "When masturbation's lost its fun you're fuckin' loony!"

Quels types d'activités sexuelles vous excitent?:
Donner le sexe oral, Recevoir le sexe oral, La fessée, Jeux de rôles, La partouze, Masturbation mutuelle, Jeu de la bouffe, Menottes/Chaînes, Bander les yeux

Quels sont les facteurs importants lorsque vous recherchez un partenaire sexuel ?:
Attraction physique, Volonté de discuter ouvertement et de tout essayer

Avez-vous déjà fait du cybersexe  ?:
J’ai essayé, mais ce n’est vraiment pas la même chose.

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