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rm_LilBlondeNZ
48 / F
"I Am Chick Norris..."
Burlington, Vermont, États-Unis
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Membre depuis: 29 Avril 2005
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Présentation
[SIZE 3][COLOR darkblue]I am the most powerful and interesting woman in the world.
My mere gaze reflects microwaves.
I eat non-dairy creamer for breakfast.
I can divide the square root of Pi by zero.
I rip staples out of letters with my teeth.
I've watched 'The Notebook' without shedding so much as one tear.
I can change the TV channel with my mind.
I kick stingrays.
My beer is never flat.
I will entrance you with my beauty.
I give metermaids parking tickets.
Fluorescent lights cease flickering in my presence.
My white-out never clumps.
People ask me where stuff is in Home Depot.
Im more flexible than a Romanian gymnast,
More absorbent than a Sham Wow,
Sharper than obsidian.
Fuck Chuck Norris.
Hes got nothing on me.
Ma personne idéale :
I'm into...
- People who are into actually living their lives instead of blogging about living their lives.
- People who like their lives, or have the balls to change their situation if it is not to their liking.
- People who don't get their education from a cable news network and are comfortable with shades of grey.
I'm not into:
- The Pap(smear)arazzi and the Cockwavers (You'll shoot your eye out!).
- Bloggers who commercialize the blog purpose. No, I don't want to pre-order your fucking blog and have you add me to your mailing list for coupons for 10% off your next thought.
- Blingaholics. There should be a support group for those people.
I get along best with people who are happy, educated, open minded, sexy and completely demented and/or deranged.
Just like me.
Here for friends and blogs. I'm not looking for the hook up (or the hookah, or the hooker, or anything involving hooks. Actually, I don't even really like the word "hook". It just doesn't look or sound like it should be a word.)
Ma personne idéale :
I'm into...
- People who are into actually living their lives instead of blogging about living their lives.
- People who like their lives, or have the balls to change their situation if it is not to their liking.
- People who don't get their education from a cable news network and are comfortable with shades of grey.
I'm not into:
- The Pap(smear)arazzi and the Cockwavers (You'll shoot your eye out!).
- Bloggers who commercialize the blog purpose. No, I don't want to pre-order your fucking blog and have you add me to your mailing list for coupons for 10% off your next thought.
- Blingaholics. There should be a support group for those people.
I get along best with people who are happy, educated, open minded, sexy and completely demented and/or deranged.
Just like me.
Here for friends and blogs. I'm not looking for the hook up (or the hookah, or the hooker, or anything involving hooks. Actually, I don't even really like the word "hook". It just doesn't look or sound like it should be a word.)
Quels sont vos chanteurs ou groupes préférés ?:
I always run out of room in this spot.
Quels types d'activités sexuelles vous excitent?:
depends on my mood
Avez-vous déjà fait du cybersexe ?:
J’ai essayé, mais ce n’est vraiment pas la même chose.
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Hétéro
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Recherchant: Hommes, Femmes, Couples (homme/femme), Groupes, Couples (2 femmes) ou Couples (2 hommes) |