im taking a T supplement and feel like im 21
horny as fuck!
if i'm too hairy, shave me !
wrong color ? paint me.
too short ? get on yur knees bitch.
too tall ? make me get on my knees ma'am
i'm disease free and in terrific shape. no body odor issues, incl feet and breath, hell i dont even think my shit really stinks... smells like cake ! hah !
i'm straight/lesbian... i know because i've tried other, but just dont like cock. Buuutt, i might not mind a little buzzer or a girls finger or tongue in my ass on occasion, nor do i mind workin side by side with a non plexing dude. if u aint confident with yurself bro's, dont call me to do yur girl with you... and dont you worry bout if she'll fall in love with me, cuz she will, and so will you(in a brotherly, football pat on the ass sort of way)... dont hate me cuz my cock is beautiful...
as for you, woman... my record is 4 women, 4 orgasms. and my peral cumming record is 11 in 10hrs, (but i dont know if that night really counts, cuz i was 16 and really in lust with this older chick, who ended up stealing my heart, my surfboard and my hash, and left town with some black dude in a van. great love story, it'll make you cry when i tell it ...)I WILL cum for you to feed your ego and prove for you that yur a sexy bitch... oh, and yes, my cum is always fresh n tasty, like sweet hot cream. i,ve also been accepted into the sisterhood and have had many lesbian, "first man" experiences. i'm safe and trusted. i also know girl on girl style and luv it. i can be yur girlie luver girls, just close yur eyes and imagine... this all has me believing that i am at least half lesbian (who's name is liquinda crauchlon, btw)... you sisters know what i mean... :X
anyway, i put all my love into whatever i do, or i just dont do it, so if yur half ass'n, dont call, unless u want to learn, and i will teach. i love to spread the love baby! hell, i've had two couples that wanted to have my baby... true dat
I've got some damage to do,or some healing, so only seriously down bitches/straight couples need dial my digits.
i'm a master at oral pleasuring and do amazing massage, or just sit and listen if you need to rant or a shoulder to cry on.
i do brutal, the t has me a bit on the aggressive side, but i have absolute control in administering.
i also like to get mistreated, beat to shit really.
of course i'm also a good learner, so if you have some specialties of your own, then teach me !
Oh, and if i can catch her @ the rite time, my ex-wife likes to play date with other guys gals or couples also... we're still a great team. great fuck buddies,like pro's,no emodrama...(is that a new word?emodrama? hah !)
there's pix and a vid(after i finish edit) of her n me also. she's 27 and likes the kink. really cute and very multi-talented. very horny also... just loves the d baby.
i'm an experienced professional, a gigalo/pornstar that works for free. i've got a great bedside manor and i am VERY discrete, orrr, VERY exhibitionist if u wanna record or webcast.
i've been told i'm sexy as fuck, charming,sweet,and pretty damn funny too. BUT, it's also been said that i'm a mean, stone cold in, ruthless mutherfucker too.
whatever roll, i'm able... and the thing is, i'm not acting either... i am all those things, and i'm damn good at it cuz i do it all with love and compassion. after all, i am a double scorpio... it really gets me off to get you off. if yur not gettin off, i'm not.
and i really love to get off, so you can be damn sure ima do my damndest and work my ass off to get you yur nut bitches, cuz mine depends on that shit !
i'm yur sex toy bitches, cum play B)
for those who think this is all a buncha bs... fucking try me bitches. let my cock do the talking. i DO NOT fear, i DO NOT fail...
PSHEW !!
wow, that is definitely the first really truthful profile i've ever done... i guess i'm really just a fkn slut and my whole life has revolved round the sex...
oh well, lets do it !
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Ma personne idéale : honest...
loving and lovable...
horny...
Quel est l'endroit qui vous fait fantasmer pour une rencontre sexuelle ?:
everywhere
Quels types d'activités sexuelles vous excitent?:
Donner le sexe oral, Recevoir le sexe oral, Le sexe anal, Sado-masochisme, Jouets (vibrateurs/godemichés/etc.), Annulingus, Fétiches, L'esclavage en douceur, L'esclavage dur, Cire de bougie., La fessée, Jeux de rôles, La partouze, Esclave/Maître, Travesti, Masturbation mutuelle, Faire des "films" maison, Participer dans une photographie érotique, Voyeurisme, Menottes/Chaînes, Torture de la poitrine/des mamelons, serre-joint, etc., Bander les yeux, Cuir, Massage
Quels sont les facteurs importants lorsque vous recherchez un partenaire sexuel ?:
Un peu de chaque
Avez-vous déjà fantasmé sur une célébrité ? Qui ? Qu'est-ce qui vous excitait ?:
rene zelwiger gweneth paltrow alba jlo lucille ball mrs butterworth red heads blondes brunettes black the ones wth vag n butt n bubbies