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HELP YOURSELF TO A PITCHER OF CHILLED SANGRIA AND SOME CHEESE
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LET YOUR FREAK FLAG FLY FREE
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*BLOGS ARE MADE FRESH DAILY*
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** STAY TUNED, YOUR LOCAL NEWS IS NEXT **
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PEEPS ... love em or hate em ~ you just can't turn away: PEEPS GONE WILD
Life ... just press play.
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Publié :22/9/2011 10h52
Dernière mise à jour :1/10/2011 2h35 4127 vues
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What a day it was yesterday ... spent it on my feet cooking. I seem to have went overboard as I prepared 3 gallons of pasta sauce, 8 pounds of spagetti, a tossed green salad, 3 1-gallon bags of fuit salad, fresh strawberry lemonade oooohhhh yes and garlic bread.
All this for a little outing a few friends requested ... it was a lot of fun but wow was it more than I anticipated and hell yes we have left-overs. It looks like it will be pasta tonight, tomorrow, for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Hahah
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They say ...
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Publié :22/9/2011 1h12
Dernière mise à jour :27/4/2024 10h2 3733 vues
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~ An archaeologist is the best husband any woman can have: The older she gets, the more interested he is in her.
~ If you are not committing any sins, you are probably not having a lot of fun.
When you go to the drugstore, why are the condoms not in with the other party supplies?
Sex is the only activity where you start at the top and work your way to the bottom, while getting a raise.
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Frappuccino anyone?
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Publié :20/9/2011 9h56
Dernière mise à jour :22/9/2011 21h15 4213 vues
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OK, there I was making frappuccino's this morning when I turned to my son and said ... "Oh crap, the lid" and that is when I realized that the lid actually has to stay on the blender (a must) at all times ... the good news is my kitchen looks good in coffee!!  Oh what a fun start to my morning.
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Weekends & Family ~
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Publié :18/9/2011 22h13
Dernière mise à jour :25/9/2011 23h47 3955 vues
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For the most part, I spent the weekend relaxing ... spent Friday night making muffins, apple turnovers, rice pudding, aqua fresca (cantelope), and lots of little fresh fruit cups.
Why all the work in the kitchen? Well, the newly adopted kid was going to be home all weekend and my grandkids were going to be over all day Sunday so why have them wonder what there is to snack on?
Ahh what fun ... we made chicken and dumplings, chicken breast-n-jalpeno jack cheese sandwiches, pancakes with whip cream and fresh strawberries and lots of popcorn!
Yes we had a lot of fun ... I am sorry for skipping a few days, I suppose I could have posted recipes for you all .. but I simply was not thinking. Haha
Have a great Monday of what ever day it is you decide to read this.
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Bluer than blue ...
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Publié :15/9/2011 20h51
Dernière mise à jour :16/9/2011 8h55 3530 vues
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Ever have one of those days when you're feelin' blue ~ and it's not a bad thing? When feeling blue is what you enjoy more than .. well, more than butterscotch pudding itself!
Latley I have not only been feeling blue but not minding it ... I am always smiling, have a song in my heart and a spring in my step.
Ahhh see, all better now - getting that off my chest ...
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I really care ...
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Publié :15/9/2011 18h57
Dernière mise à jour :21/9/2011 13h07 3578 vues
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Im sorry if you dont like me,
Im sorry if you think I suck,
but most of all Im sorry, I dont give a fuck.
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I am only me ...
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Publié :15/9/2011 18h29
Dernière mise à jour :15/9/2011 20h04 3063 vues
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I don't give any reason for anyone to hate me.
They create their own little drama out of jealousy.
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WHAT THE ....
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Publié :14/9/2011 8h52
Dernière mise à jour :15/9/2011 18h59 3107 vues
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I had no freakin' idea that there was a "5:15am" alarm setting on my phone ... is that something new? Is there really such a thing? If so, who in the hell invented it?
So there I was fighting this ninja bunny rabbit ...
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Truth in television ...
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Publié :13/9/2011 21h25
Dernière mise à jour :21/9/2011 11h53 3408 vues
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My theory on Sesame Street: Sesame street is really a gang (the street looks like a ghetto and you never see anyone else but the characters), Elmo is a Blood. Cookie Monster is a Crypt (his cookies are filled with Marijuanna). Oscar is really a homless person that deals drugs. Big Bird is a Mob Boss. Snufflupagus(name sayz it all). The Count is the one who launders the drug money ... the acCOUNTant, Bert and Ernie are on the work release program from prison where they were "cell mates". And Gordon and all the real people are just stoned and all the puppets aren't really there. I am just sayin ...
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BREAKING NEWS ~ ~ ~
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Publié :13/9/2011 21h16
Dernière mise à jour :16/9/2011 21h10 2793 vues
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BREAKING NEWS!
The Pity Train has just derailed at the intersection of Suck It Up and Move On and crashed into We All Have Problems before coming to a complete stop . Any complaints about how we operate can be forwarded to 1-800-WAA-WAAA. This is Dr. Sniffle reporting LIVE from Quitchur Bitchin'. If you don't like this post, suck it up Buttercup - life doesn't revolve around you.
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it was a weekend ...
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Publié :11/9/2011 23h59
Dernière mise à jour :13/9/2011 14h59 3240 vues
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Well, yet another weekend came and went with little fanfare ... it was about as uneventful as a hooker at a Monks retreat. Simply put, I was bored out of my mind.
So there I was, just goofing off so I started playing areound with sayings over the weekend to kill time ... mixing them together, crossing them over ...
two in the hand is in a hard place.
look before you get out of the kitchen
don't count your chicken vefore you cross the road
there is no "I" in team but three "U's" in Shut The Fuck Up!!
You know, sometimes making no sense, makes the most sense ... I very often like to givein to my dark side and not even think .. just set my mind free to wander where it will.
Oh and by the way ... Halloween PEEPS are on your store shelves now ...
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Top 5 men ...
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Publié :11/9/2011 12h12
Dernière mise à jour :16/9/2011 12h16 2763 vues
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The Top 5 Men in a Woman's life are:
1. Doctor.
2. Dentist
3. Coal man.
4. Decorator.
5. Bank manager.
A Doctor says to take off your clothes.
A Dentist says open wide.
A Coal man asks "where do you want it, front or back?"
A Decorator says "how do you like it now that it's up?"
A Bank manager says "don't take it out you'll lose interest"!
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can it be true?
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Publié :9/9/2011 3h16
Dernière mise à jour :9/9/2011 20h42 3024 vues
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Okay, Okay, it all makes sense now... I never looked at it this way before:
MENtal illness
MENstrual cramps
MENtal breakdown
MENopause
GUYnecologist
And when they have REAL trouble, it's a...
HISterectomy
Ever notice how all of women's problems start with MEN?
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